Joke/ Cautionary tale
Hello everyone. I am here to tell you a tale of a poor young boy named Keefe, and the mistake that he made. A mistake that cost him his life.
*Story starts*
After the Never seen has been defeated:
Keefe: Hey did I ever tell you guys about what I did in the Neverseen?
Sophie: I don't think so.
Keefe: Ok I showered Sophie with glass, destroyed Foxfire, lost Kenric's Cache, nearly branded Sophie, and betrayed you all. I hope you don't hate me.
Sophie: Is that all? Keefe, how could we ever hate you?
Keefe: I also accidentally stepped on a kitten's paw...
Everybody except Keefe: HOW COULD YOU??!!!????!!!!!!
Linh: *sobbing* We trusted you Keefe! *Turns and sobs into Wylie*
Wylie: You hurt us Keefe.
Sophie: I thought you said you wouldn't cross the hard lines!
Fitz: TRAITOR!!! YOU STEPPED ON AN INNOCENT LITTLE KITTY!!!
Dex: I thought you were our friend
Collective: We shouldn't have let you back into the Black Swan!
Tam: Even I didn't do anything like that when I was in the Neverseen.
Keefe: O.o Ummmmmmmmm it was just an accident...
Everybody else: DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?? YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE MISTER!!
Keefe: .....!
2 minutes later....
Keefe: *dead*
Grady: *pops out of nowhere* AYYYYYYYYYY!! THAT BOY IS DEAD! *does happy dance*
*Story over*
And that my friends, is why you never step on cat's feet, unless you want to end up like poor ol' Keefe.
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