Joke/ Cautionary tale

Hello everyone. I am here to tell you a tale of a poor young boy named Keefe, and the mistake that he made. A mistake that cost him his life.


*Story starts*


After the Never seen has been defeated:

Keefe: Hey did I ever tell you guys about what I did in the Neverseen?

Sophie: I don't think so.

Keefe: Ok I showered Sophie with glass, destroyed Foxfire, lost Kenric's Cache, nearly branded Sophie, and betrayed you all. I hope you don't hate me.

Sophie: Is that all? Keefe, how could we ever hate you?

Keefe: I also accidentally stepped on a kitten's paw...

Everybody except Keefe: HOW COULD YOU??!!!????!!!!!!

Linh: *sobbing* We trusted you Keefe! *Turns and sobs into Wylie*

Wylie: You hurt us Keefe.

Sophie: I thought you said you wouldn't cross the hard lines!

Fitz: TRAITOR!!! YOU STEPPED ON AN INNOCENT LITTLE KITTY!!!

Dex: I thought you were our friend 

Collective: We shouldn't have let you back into the Black Swan!

Tam: Even I didn't do anything like that when I was in the Neverseen. 

Keefe: O.o Ummmmmmmmm it was just an accident...

Everybody else: DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?? YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE MISTER!!

Keefe: .....!

2 minutes later....

Keefe: *dead*

Grady: *pops out of nowhere* AYYYYYYYYYY!! THAT BOY IS DEAD! *does happy dance*


*Story over*

And that my friends, is why you never step on cat's feet, unless you want to end up like poor ol' Keefe.


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