Hey, guys! This chapter is a birthday special for Ludwig von Koopa (that's why it's so friggin long 😭). His birthday was actually yesterday, but I couldn't get this done by then with all that's been going on in my life. But it's only 1 day late, so I'm still happy with myself! There are lemon parts in this chapter and it's very, very long so if you make it to the end, thanks for reading! And if you liked it, you can leave a vote....or don't....that's okay too lol

In the lemon parts, the reader is female/has a feminine body for reasons I'm not going to go into here because you probably don't care. Readers with masculine bodies, you can still read those parts too if you want tho obviously

It's probably gonna be really cringey, despite all the extensive research, my lemon writing skills are a tad bit rusty

Anyway, without further ado, I hope you all enjoy!

[YNFH] - Your Nickname For Him

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You awoke abruptly, frightened. You had set an alarm the night before that would only play in your in-ear earphones--you didn't want to wake your hubby up--and you guessed it had worked. You slid your smartphone off of the nightstand and turned off the alarm. It was 5 am, December 17: Your [YNFH]'s birthday. You yawned, you hated waking up so early, Ludwig was usually the first one up. But you wanted to surprise him, and you could only do that if you got up first.

You moved a tad and felt his hard member caress your butt--well, it was more like your butt caressed his hard member since you're the one who moved. You were very tempted to give him an early morning blow job, or at least continue grinding on him until he came....

But no! You couldn't! That would probably wake him up and your surprise would be ruined! You stealthily slid out of bed, sliding your feet in your slippers. You were tempted to give Ludwig a kiss on his brown cheek, but you knew that would probably wake him up, so you restrained yourself.

There would be lots, and lots, more time for kisses later. You had made sure to book a sex appointment on your shared calender months in advance. You chuckled as you made your way to the kitchen. The fact that you even needed to do such a thing was a little ridiculous, but this way there would be a much lower chance he'd be able to refuse this time; He'd have virtually no excuse to back out.

It was only when you entered the kitchen that you realized Beethoven had followed you, no doubt looking for an early morning snack. You shushed him. "You gotta be quiet, Beethoven. I'm trying to do something nice for [YNFH]."

You went over to your high-tech coffee maker and began making Ludwig his much-loved cup of that disgusting, bitter black coffee. You went ahead and prepared your own [fav morning drink (coffee, tea, hot choco, etc.)] as well. And because he was here staring at you with those big orange eyes of his, you gave Beethoven a little snack too.

After that, you got started on preparing breakfast. You didn't really cook very often. Since Ludwig usually woke up before you, he was usually the one who got breakfast ready for everyone. But today would be different. You were no Gordon Ramsey, but you were pretty sure you could manage chocolate chip pancakes, sausage, scrambled eggs, croissants and bacon.

After a while, you had gotten in a nice groove. You had put your wireless earbuds in for some nice tunes, breakfast was almost ready and Ludwig was still sound asleep upstairs. Poor [YNFH], you thought. He always worked so much and you were fairly sure that wasn't very good for his health. But you knew just how to fix that.

As you waited for the food to cook, you decided to set the table. When breakfast was finally ready you made a plate for you and your hubby. You tried to draw a heart out of maple syrup on his pancakes but it didn't turn out too well. Oh well, it's the thought that counts. You even gave Beethoven some eggs on his own little plate. As you looked down at it, you noticed it seemed...empty.

Suddenly, the smoke detector started going off. You exclaimed loudly when you saw the oven on fire.

"[Y/N]! [Y/N]! What happened?! What's wrong?" Ludwig yelled as he ran, almost tripping, down the stairs.

"Nothing, nothing!" You exclaimed, already with the fire extinguisher in your hands. "D-Don't worry [YNFH], I-I can fix it!"

"WAIT!" He yelled as you went to open the oven.

"WHAT?!" You screamed back, a little annoyed. He bypassed you and turned the oven off.

"When there's a fire in the oven....you're not supposed to open it...and just put extinguisher contents everywhere...." He panted.

"You sound...really out of breath..." You said as you put the extinguisher away.

"Of course. I just threw myself out of bed and down the stairs so...I need a moment...." He responded. He then looked to the kitchen.

"[Y/N], you've made such a mess of my kitchen! All these dirty dishes...don't you know...you're supposed to clean as you go?"

"Don't worry, stop getting stressed! I wasn't going to leave it like that, I was just about to clean it up! I clean everything up at the end, that's just my method. Now go on, sit down at the table before you have a heart attack." You said, pulling him to the dining table. You pulled his chair out for him and he sat down in it. You went back to the kitchen and returned with his cup of coffee. "Now, go on eat up, I made it just for you!"

He took a long sip of coffee before hopping up out of his seat again. He checked on the oven and after he saw that the fire was gone, he opened the oven. Large plumes of smoke rushed out and he quickly cast a spell to get rid of it all. Normally, he would've opened the windows to let the room air out naturally, but it was the middle of December and it was snowing outside.

"You really need to pay more attention when in the kitchen, [Y/N]. You could've died or the house could've burnt down. You're always so reckless and can't take anything seriously--"

"Hey! I was just trying to do something nice for you on your birthday! You don't have to be so rude..." You grumbled, starting to clean the mess you made.

He didn't respond, he only began to eat his breakfast. When he finished, he excused himself from the table and washed his plate. He then went upstairs to get ready for work. You drummed your fingers on the dining room table. You didn't want him to go to work mad, that would ruin his whole day.

When you came up to your shared bedroom, he was in front of the mirror getting dressed. Ludwig's sense of style was...interesting to say the least. When he was able to, he dressed everyday like it was the Victorian Era, minus the stink of people only bathing about once a year. Sure, he got weird looks when the two of you went out (he had even tried to get you in on it) but you didn't really mind, because dressing that way made him feel happy and comfortable. And you surely weren't complaining 😏, he looked very good in his clothing if you did say so yourself.

You took his ascot off the bed and began to tie it. "This is a really nice AScot you have here."

"You make that same, corny joke every time I wear one."

"Because you chuckle at it every time I make that joke. I like making you smile." You said, smiling yourself.

After he didn't respond for some time, so you said. "[YNFH], I can tell that we need to talk. Why are you upset? You didn't even tell me if the breakfast tasted good."

"I'm not upset. There are people out there who are just naturally quiet, you know."

"Yes, I know. But I'm your [wife/husband], so I know you. I can tell an angry silence from a calm silence. So, what's got your panties in a twist this time? Go on, just tell me. I can't stop making the mistakes that upset you if you don't tell me what I'm doing wrong."

He sighed. "When you set fire to the appliances in the kitchen, that makes me feel upset."

"Very good. Now, why?"

"Because you could've lit the house on fire. And then you and Beethoven could've died or been badly injured. I ran downstairs to see what was the matter because I heard you scream, but you seemed as though you didn't appreciate my concern."

You nodded as you finished inserting the ascot into Ludwig's shirt. "I see. Well, I'm sorry I made you worry. I just wanted to surprise you with a nice breakfast for your birthday." You explained.

He patted your head and smiled. "I know, and thank you for that. I could've cooked something tastier but hey, it's the thought that counts."

"Hey!" You laughed, playfully hitting his arm.

"Anyway, I should get going now if I want to make it to the Salas' home through all this snow in time for Grayson's piano lesson." He said as you walked him to the door.

You got close to him, and placed your hands on his chest and gazed into his dark eyes. You closed your eyes, tilted your head and pressed your lips softly onto his. He followed your lead, kissing you more firmly in return. You began French kissing as the two of you intertwined your fingers together. When you felt the passion reaching its peak, you broke away slowly. It was always best to leave your partner wanting more.

When he opened his, you locked eyes again and whispered, "Drive safely, and I hope you have a good day. But don't be too long now, because I'll be waiting for you~"

"I will. Farewell, [Y/N]." He nodded before putting on his top hat and going out the door.

You sighed wistfully, looking forward to another day as a professional domestic engineer. You had a few things to do, but cleaning up the mess you made in the kitchen was currently priority number one. You sighed wistfully again, you could hardly wait for [YNFH] to get home 😍 🤤.....

(This upcoming part is sexually explicit and not gender-neutral. Males/masculine readers, you can skip this portion if you choose, the remainder of the X Reader is gender-neutral. Or you can still read this part if you want, I obviously can't force you not to lol. You've all been warned.)

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When Ludwig finally came home later that day, he was very eager to report that his day hadn't gone too well. You dutifully listened to him vent as the two of you ate the nice dinner you'd prepared. When he'd finally finished complaining, you had suggested he take a warm shower to calm his nerves.

And now you were surfing the internet in your shared bed, waiting for Ludwig to finish. Since you already showered--and shaved your legs--earlier, you were in your night clothes: a sexy, lace [blck, wht, pnk, red, blue or green] Victorian-inspired (lolita) dress with matching panties and no bra. You knew this clothing combination was one of [YNFH]'s favorites, and you could tell it secretly drove him wild when you wore it. He had given it to you as a gift a while ago for your birthday, but now that you thought about it, it was more like he got it for himself, so he could admire it on you.

When he finally exited the bathroom--freshly showered and fully clothed--he tried to pretend not to notice your lingerie but you, of course, knew that he definitely noticed. You could tell that some of the blood from his face rushed down to penis....or maybe it didn't do that, whatever. He set the condom he would use for your session on his night stand.

He picked up Beethoven off of the bed and set him outside in the hallway. He explained to Bee that you and him needed some private time together before shutting the bedroom door.

"So, [Y/N], let's go over this evening's agenda: it seems you've requested a time slot of for 'the rest of the night', we're going to do the missionary position, and we're going to use a Caution Wear Black Ice condom. Is that correct?" He read.

"Actually [YNFH], I was hoping we could try something new? Something different." You suggested, removing a small box out of your nightstand drawer. You weren't even looking at him and you could tell he was narrowing his eyes at you. You knew how Ludwig felt about new things, but you were hoping he'd like this one.

You handed him a small black box that read Cheven in pristine gold lettering.

"What is this?" He asked, shaking it a little.

"Open it and see, silly!"

He opened the small box and inside there was a large, black silicone ring with silver buttons on the sides, some type of remote, a charger, and a few other papers.

"Yeah, I still don't know what this is." Ludwig concluded as he examined the ring.

"Of course you wouldn't know, Mr. Vanilla." You replied sarcastically.

"What are you implying?"

"Nothing," You said slowly, "Anyways, it's a vibrating penis ring, most people call them cock rings, so I'm gonna call it that too because it sounds more fun and sexy than 'penis ring'."

"Ew." He said, quickly putting it down.

"Relax, it's brand new, no one's used it yet. I was hoping we could try it out tonight~"

"You didn't put this....thing...on the sex scheduling form."

"Because it was a surprise! I was thinking we need to spice up our sessions in the bedroom. All we ever do is the missionary position."

"What's wrong with the missionary?" He retorted indignantly, "It's simple, effective, and you've never complained about it before."

"Nothing, nothing! It's just...the missionary position is so...vanilla. You can't really expect me to believe you like doing it all the time."

"Well, the position hardly matters, as long as the two of us are intimate with each other."

You blushed before saying, "Exactly, so with that logic, you should be fine with doing anything in the bedroom, as long as we're together. Well, maybe not anything, but this little cock ring is just a baby step. I believe you can handle it and.....well...sometimes when we have sex..." You trailed off sheepishly.

"Yes, [Y/N], what is it? Spit it out!"

"Well...sometimes... when we have sex...I...don't actually orgasm. So I'm hoping sex will be more pleasurable if we try new things every once in a while."

"Hmm, I didn't know you felt that way [Y/N]. You should've informed me if your needs were not being adequately met. I suppose....I will try this ring if it'll make you feel better."

You smiled and giggled. "Thank you for being so adaptable [YNFH]."

"You're very welcome, now...oh I just slide this thing on or what?" He asked.

"Not yet," You replied, taking the ring and its accessories and putting them on your nightstand, "We need you to get it up first~"

You got on top of him and pushed him down onto the bed. You gently tugged on the bottom of his nightshirt. "[YNFH], how come you never dress up when have sex? No matter, it's all just floor decoration anyway." You pulled his nightshirt over his head and slid it halfway down his arms. Now his moderately hairy chest--which you hardly ever got to see--and the rest of his body was uncovered, save for the portion concealed by his underwear.

You adjusted so that you were now sitting on his crotch. You looked into his dark eyes and whispered, "You're going to get it now, [YNFH], you're going to get it real good, tonight is all about you~. All the 'not now's and 'maybe later's....all the sexual deprivation and frustration....your such a cruel, evil man starving me this way~. Now this is my revenge." You said, running your hands all along his chest. "I will push you over the edge until I get every. Single. Last. Drop of cum out of you."

"That sounds extremely detrimental to health--"

"Be quiet." You shushed him before turning his head to the side and beginning to slowly kiss his neck. You felt his body stiffen again, like it always did.
You also saw him not even low-key staring at your breasts and hard nipples.

"You don't like that, huh? Well, how about this?" You asked, beginning to give him little sensual kisses on his jawline until you reached his ear. You flicked the back of his earlobe with your tongue. You then then took it between your lips and began to suck on it. You heard him stifle a moan as a shiver traveled down his spine. You then began tracing his ear with your tongue until it was nice and moist. You sucked in a breath, and the scent of his shampoo and his intoxicating, masculine aroma. You then gently blew air on his ear. You felt him groan deeply and shift under you, but you pinned his wrists down to keep him still. "Ah, good. I see you're finally ready~" You whispered in his ear as you felt his bulge under you, rubbing your own pussy on it.

You reminded yourself to hold back a bit though. You were more experienced than him which was a nice way of saying that he didn't have the most stamina in bed. As far as you knew, he rarely, if ever, masturbated, and sex was rare for you two and on top of that he was a virgin before the two of you got married, so his member was still so sensitive which was a good thing yet still a bad thing. No matter, you guessed, he'd get better with time.

You reached over him and got the condom off his night stand, giving a face full of the chest he loved so much in the process. "Patience, Pillow Princess, you'll have your chance." You whispered when you felt his hand threaten to slide under your dress. After you retrieved the condom and put it down close by, you backed up and began to kiss him ever so passionately. He kissed you back harder, a deep lustful moan escaping his throat. His moaning made you moan, and while he was distracted you had already skillfully removed his underwear, leaving him no time to self-consciously protest and hide his nakedness.

You pulled away slowly, maintaining eye contact as you did. There was a moment of thoughtful silence as you stared into each other's eyes. You then broke eye contact to get the condom. Sure, the two of you were already married but you weren't trying to have any children just yet. After you got the condom ready, you pinched the reservoir tip and set it on the head of Ludwig's penis.

He shifted out of your grasp uncomfortably. "Can I do it myself? I'm perfectly capable of putting on a contraceptive."

"No." You said playfully. "I am in control here today." You reminded him as you grabbed his penis again and pulled back his foreskin gently so that his glans was exposed. After rolling the condom down, you pulled [YNFH]'s foreskin back up, and rolled the rest of the condom back down again.

You took the black silicone cock ring from your nightstand, turned it on, and put it on him. "How does it feel?" You asked, stifling your giggles.

"Snug."

You clicked the button on the remote to change it to the first setting.

The two of you just sort of stared at it as it began to vibrate.

After some time you asked, "Anything to report?"

"Just more throbbing than usual.....and the vibrations make my shaft and testicles feel tingly."

"See, [YNFH], it's not as scary as you thought it'd be! Now, I know how you feel about your beloved missionary position--"

Before you could finish your proposition, Ludwig jumped on you, pinning you down on the bed this time. Ludwig went straight for your breasts--as you knew he would 😏--and kissed them. He left a trail of kisses from your chest, to your collarbone, and finally to your neck.

He began to suck the skin on that spot. You couldn't help but laugh. Hickeys, you thought, so juvenile. When he finished sucking, he gave the bruise a few light kisses before pulling away. You hugged him closer to you. "Oh [YNFH], you make me feel so young~" You giggled.

He didn't answer, he only began to give you another hickey in a different spot. Only this time, he slid his hands under your dress and began to massage your breasts.

"Ludwig, stop beating around the bush and just put it in me already, I wanna feel the vibrations too." You said.

He removed your dress and continued making out with you. While he continued to kiss you, he slid off your underwear and lifted your legs. You felt the head of his penis touch the outside of your wet privates, and he began rubbing it on your clitoris and labia. You let out a quiet moan when you felt him rest the tip of his penis in your vaginal opening.

He started doing slow, shallow thrusts into your vagina, as you needed a bit of time for your opening to warm up. When you felt the ring touch your clitoris, it sent a tingle all the way to your pelvis. As you continued to moan quietly you chuckled internally, Here we are doing the missionary position again. It wasn't what you had planned, but if Ludwig was enjoying himself, you guessed it was alright. And from the quiet grunts and stifled moans he was doing, you could tell he liked it. You didn't know if Ludwig knew or felt any difference but, you could tell that his member felt harder and bigger inside you.

"Ahh, just like that~" You moaned when he began to thrust slightly faster.

You sat up and pushed him back gently (you didn't want to hurt Junior). "I want to be on top now."

You got up off of him, his member slipping out. You had him sit down on the bed, back against the headboard and his legs crossed. You slowly lowered your self onto his erect penis-- the two of you letting out moans when you did--so that you were sitting on his lap for even deeper penetration and a more intimate feeling. He placed his arms around your back, hugging you close to him.

You planted a quick kiss on his cheek. "See, [YNFH], this isn't so bad, is it?"

He blushed, "I suppose not."

The two of you began making out again, you running your hands through his blue hair. He rarely ever let you do this, but he seemed to be more relaxed tonight anyway. You thought it was because the two of you were being vulnerable towards each other, though you were sure the wine you guys had for dinner earlier may have also helped.

The two of you sat there as you passionately made out, the vibrating cock ring stimulating your clitoris and his entire shaft.

He began slowly thrusting again, his full length stirring around inside you. You relished the feeling of his hard shaft filling you.

"[YNFH], I love the feeling of your throbbing cock inside me~" You moaned.

"Don't say that." He said, "That sounds so filthy."

"It's not," You replied in between moans, "It's just natural. Your penis is so rigid and unyielding...just like yo--" You let out a loud gasp when he pulled out so that only the head remained, before shoving it deeper in, his penis stimulating your G-spot.

You loved the feeling of how your tunnel stretched to accommodate him. You lifted your own hips slightly, and dropped them again. He led out a deep, guttural moan, one that he could not contain.

"Oh, you like that?" You asked playfully, before doing it again. He did not answer, only moaned in response. You continued to do this multiple times, each time earning a moan from Ludwig, stimulation to your clit from the vibrator and stimulation to your G-spot from Ludwig's penis.

Suddenly, without any warning from him, Ludwig ejaculated into you. You couldn't really fill it since he was wearing a condom, but you felt his penis twitch inside you. When he did so, he let out a loud, deep moan. His erotic moan pushed you over the edge and you soon came after him, your vaginal walls tightening around his length.

You kissed him again and whispered. "You did so good, [YNFH]. I'm so proud of you~"

The two of you made out again before you two finally got out of bed to prep for bedtime. He removed the condom, washed up, but his pajamas back on, and changed the sheets. Even though no fluid really got on them, he said that it bothered him that his naked butt had been sitting where your pillows were usually placed.

"[YNFH], what's wrong? You've been in there for a long time."

"Nothing, " He replied from the bathroom, "It's just that my penis is still erect even though I've already ejaculated...and that's not supposed to happen."

"Don't worry about it Ludwig, if you just relax and come back to bed, it'll go away in its own time."

"I hope you're right," He said apprehensively, exiting the bathroom and climbing back into bed.

Instead of Big-Spooning you like he usually did, he faced the opposite way so that you were doing butt touches instead.

"You know, [YNFH], you don't have to be so embarrassed all the time. Despite your beliefs, all of this is natural."

"...I'm not embarrassed."

"Yea, you are. I can tell."

"...Good night [Y/N]." He said.

"Good night."

(The gender-neutral portion of the x reader starts again here, just putting this here in case anyone skipped through that last part)

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You opened your eyes drowsily. You checked the time on your phone. 7 am. You didn't usually get up this early, but the bathroom light was on and you couldn't go back to sleep.

"[YNFH]," You yawned, "What are you doing?"

Ludwig was standing over the toilet, and holding his nightshirt up with his hands. His boner was still very much present.

"Nothing," He replied, not even looking in your direction, "Go back to bed, you don't usually wake up at this hour."

"I was trying to, but it's hard to do that when the bathroom light is shining on my face." You replied.

"I'm sorry," He apologized, "I'll turn it off."

When he reached for the light switch, you grabbed his hand instead.

"No need, I'm already awake anyway."

"....So it's still there huh?" You asked looking down at it.

"Yes, it very much is. I was thinking about calling 911 when you woke up."

You giggled. "Ludwig, please don't bother the authorities, they have real emergencies to deal with."

"But this is an emergency!" He retorted. "This...thing won't go away and I really have to urinate!"

"Have you--oh, I don't know--tried relaxing, like I suggested?"

"Maybe...er-I'm not sure...I just don't know what to do....it shouldn't still be here..."

"......[YNFH], I have something to tell you...and you have to promise you won't get mad at me if I do."

"Fine. I promise."

"Good 'cause I may have....slipped you a little somethin' somethin' with your dinner..."

"So...you drugged me?"

"Well...when you put it like that it sounds wrong."

You could tell Ludwig wanted to yell at you, but he had literally just promised he wouldn't so he stopped himself. "Why? Why would you do such a thing?"

"Because well...Ludwig we don't have sex very often and I thought that was because may you had performance anxiety or something and you were afraid of not being good in bed or...maybe you were worried that you had a small penis....and sure, you're not that great...so I thought that if you were able to last longer in bed...you'd be more confident and we could make love more often..."

"I thought your 'cock ring' was supposed to fix all that."

"It was but just in case it didn't work or something went wrong or you rejected the idea of it all together..the drug was like, a safety net, you know?"

Ludwig nodded. "This was a very...elaborate plan. But I suppose since your intentions were good and you made me promise not to get mad at you, I won't get mad. But please, in the future [Y/N], do not drug me."

You squeezed his hand tightly and smiled, "Come on, trust me, I have the antidote. I kept it on hand just in case there were complications."

You led him back into the bedroom and made him lay down on your bed. To help Ludwig relax, you put a towel under his body to catch any stray fluid. You kneeled down between his legs and began massaging his thighs.

"....[Y/N], is this the actual antidote or is this just some trick to get me to comply with your secret horndog agenda?"

You laughed. "Don't worry about it [YNFH], just to sit back, relax, and enjoy--"

"I don't know about this....this position makes me very uncomfortable...I don't like you being so close to my crotch--"

"Ludwig, will you just please relax? Can't you just enjoy anything? With that attitude, this boner will stay here for the rest of your life."

"That sounds very unsafe."

"I'm sure it would be, so just calm down and loosen up. Don't worry [YNFH], I'll make it go away."

"I-I still don't know about this...you don't have to do it if you don't want to--"

"But I do want to, Ludwig. I don't understand why you can't get this fact through your thick skull. Just because you can't imagine the appeal of sucking a penis, doesn't mean I can't....I've been thinking about your penis all day long while you were at work, and the day before that, and the day before that...and ever since I fell in love with you because you've never let me give you a blow job before....Can you let me do this for you? Just this once at least?"

"Oh alright, I suppose you can....if it means that much to you."

"....By the by, remember to let me know when you're close, people don't really like it when you shoot into their mouth without any warning."

He nodded. "Sure, whatever."

You now faced his penis. It slightly pointed to the left, which you always thought was interesting. No matter how many times you tried to grab it and make it point straight forward it would just go back to the left.

You grabbed his member and pulled his foreskin back slightly, enough to expose the head. You began applying quick kisses along his shaft. He began to squirm slightly, so you decided to ramp up the pace. You gave his member and long, intense kisses, making sure they were extra wet and extra sloppy. You could feel his penis throbbing rhythmically in your grasp. He let out a soft moan as precum began to drip from his cock. You moaned softly, opening your mouth lightly before taking his tip between your lips, squeezing it slightly. When you started to gently suck, he let out a few more louder moans, and he continued to squirm in pleasurable agony.

"Oh, you like that, huh?"

"Maybe....it's fine...I guess." He answered in between moans, his breathing ragged.

You decided to stop focusing on his glans so much, you didn't want to overstimulate him. You pulled his foreskin back over the head, and then pulled it back again. And over and back, and over and back. He continued to moan loudly.

"You like that too?"

"Yes...[Y/N]...I do, I really do..." He moaned quietly.

"Good." You replied.

You pulled his foreskin back over his glans. You inserted your tongue between the head of his cock and the foreskin. You swirled and twirled your tongue around in between there once or twice. His moans got more louder and uncontrollable, his dark eyes rolling back into his head. He began slightly thrusting unintentionally as well, so you decided to stop.

"You seem ready now, I can suck you off if you want~" You offered mischievously.

"It's alright if you don't want to, you can do whatever." He responded.

"Well I guess I could,~" You said, licking the underside of his penis from base to tip with much saliva, earning a moan of agony from Ludwig, "Or, you know, I could not~" You said, lightly blowing cool air onto the wet spot you left, a chill running up Ludwig's spine. "It's up to you to~"

"If you're going to do it, then do it. If you're not going to, then don't. I can't stand this--" You interrupted him by sucking slightly on the head of his penis again--or it was more like he interrupted himself by moaning,".....agony anymore."

"Well, do you actually want me to do it? Because earlier, you were acting like you couldn't stand the thought of this~" You reminded him.

"Well...what if I did want you to, would that be such a bad thing?"

You shook your head. "Nope, of course not. Like I said, this is all au naturel. I do have one condition though," You said leaning in close to him.

"Beg me. And do it like you mean it."

"...I'm not doing that."

"Fine, I won't suck then--"

"Ok, OK, just wait. Can you finish....please?"

You gave him a complimentary kiss on his shaft for trying at least. "Oh come on [YNFH], you'll have to do better than that. You really want this, don't you?" You pouted, flicking his frenulum with your tongue playfully.

"Yes," He moaned weakly, "I really do..."

"Then just do it then!" You exclaimed, deciding to give his balls a few wet pecks.

"Please [Y/N], I'm begging you," he moaned helplessly, "I want you to do it so bad, I need you to do it....I want you to make me ejaculate..."

"Instructions unclear. Do you really want it?"

"YES," He replied, louder than intended, "I want to feel you...I want...what only you can give me..."

"Mmm....very good, very sensual. Pretty good for your first try. That's a very good [YNFH]," You said, patting his head and running your hands through his voluminous, blue locks.

"Since you asked so nicely, I have mercifully decided that I will finish."

You held his penis in your hands and put your mouth around the shaft, making a tight "O" shape with your mouth. His penis was warm, and you could feel it throbbing in your mouth. You began to suck it as if you intended to suck the cum out of him, bobbing your head up and down rhythmically.

He began moaning loudly again, this time you joined in with him, although your sounds of pleasure were a little softer. Each time you took his cock out of your mouth, you put it back in deeper, stimulating more of it each time. You decided to add some variation by massaging his shaft with your tongue.

He moaned loudly, "[Y/N], I-I'm think I'm close to finishing..."

You felt him try to pull out but you tugged back.

"[Y/N]--"

You weren't sure what he was going to say. Suddenly, he blew his load into the back of your throat. He moaned loudly while doing so, it was the loudest you'd ever heard him moan during intercourse. It was kind of a lot, and he was shooting it sporadically rather than letting it all go in one big flood, so it was a bit challenging to swallow it all.

You made a show of swallowing it, making sure he saw you do it. You smiled and licked your lips, "You taste really good, babe~"

"Thanks...I guess."

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After you two finished your little oral sex session, Ludwig's penis went soft again and he finally urinated. The two of you cleaned up again and began to start the day. Ludwig, made breakfast this time.

"So, I take it your very first blow job was a success?" You asked.

"Sure, you could say that."

"So....I can do it again sometime, right?"

"I suppose so, if you want to."

"Great!" You exclaimed, "This is the beginning of such a great thing, I was thinking we could try handcuffs or blindfolds next time, you know, incorporate a little kink into the bedroom."

"....Hold your horses, [Y/N], there's no need to get so out of hand."

"And speaking of out of hand," He continued, looking you dead in the eyes, "I'm serious [Y/N], please do not drug me, anymore."

"We'll see 😏~" You chuckled mischievously.

"I'm serious, that could've gone horribly wrong, I could've died."

"Oh alright [YNFH], I won't. Now that you're getting 'looser' in bed, we won't need those silly drugs anyway."

"....Ludwig?"

"Yes?"

"You know I love you and appreciate you, right?"

"I love you too. Do you know that?"

You giggled and blushed for some reason."Yeah, I do...."

The two of you sat there in silence for a few minutes as you both continued to eat your breakfast.

"Alright, let's stop dawdling here. I have to go to work and I don't want to be late." Ludwig suggested.

You nodded and followed him to your bedroom to get ready for the day.