Aries: 

"If I'm going to a world where magic exists, I absolutely have to try it out!" - Satou Kazuma

Taurus:

"Any gullible fool who gets tricked has himself to blame." - Satou Kazuma

Gemini: 

"This isn't how I imagined life in a parallel world would be." - Satou Kazuma

Cancer:

"Huh? You're supposed to be some game otaku shut-in. Why are you so reliable?" - Aqua

Leo:

"Protecting the livelihoods of my countrymen is both my duty and my honor." - Darkness

Virgo:

"You're sexually harassing me in this state of emergency?" - Megumin

Libra:

"You've come to understand the path of explosions, Kazuma. How about it?" - Megumin

Scorpio:

"I have anxiously awaited the arrival of those such as yourselves. My name is Megumin! My calling is that of an arch wizard, one who controls explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic! Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength, which so almighty, I've been ostracized by the entire world?" - Megumin

Sagittarius:

"You may do as you please with my body, but don't think you'll be free to do as you please with my heart!" - Darkness

Capricorn:

"Most women would cry if you said what was on your mind without holding back." - Megumin

Aquarius:

"You passed out and were taken to a nearby hospital and the doctors and nurses laughed at you as you had a heart attack" - Aqua

Pisces: 

"No matter what you pick, it's all the same. Nobody's expecting much from a shut-in game otaku anyway." -Aqua

(A/N: So, what do you got?)