No one Pov

No i'm curently cleaning the Orphanage cause it quite messy due to us having a party last night

Y/n: " What shall i do today hmm~ hmm~ shall i take a quest or shall i take a rest🎶 " i sing while cleaning

After i done i eat breakfast with the rest of the kids and go to the adventure guild and sadly no Yunyun yet again

i see Kazuma was seating alone so i walk to him

Y/n: " Yo Kazuma how are you doing "

Kazuma: " Hmm.. Oh i'm fine "

Y/n: " I see " i then order my F/d (Favorite drink)

Y/n: " Sooo did you think of pervented stuff yesterday about me before i told you that? Hehehe " *Smirk*

Kazuma: "Grrrrr i di-dont okay i never once think about it "

Y/n: " Hehehe say the one that have the happiest face with a bit of perverted tough before i activate my trap "

Kazuma: " Stooooopp we are done talking about this and stooopp making me look like Issei who got caugh in Gesper trap aaaaahhhhh!! "

In another dimension

Three boys can be see desperately trying to drill a hole quietly but

Issei: "AAchooo!! "

Matsuda&Motohama: *Gasp In horror*

Kendo girls: " Hey i hear a voice from around here "

Kendo girl 2: " Grrr it must be the boys again now lets beat them up "

Issei&Matsuda&Motohama: "Nigerudayo"

After a while, they was caught by the kendo girl

Kendo girl: " Ha got you pervert "

Kendo girl 2: " Now girls time to have practice with some real dummy "

Matsuda&Motohama: " Damm you Issei "

Issei: " Soooorrrryyyyy "

The boys: " GYAAAAAA"

Back to our dimension

We then chat for a while and i aslso see Aqua doing some party tricks and Megumin was bussy eating until a blonde girl came

Blonde girl: " So Kazuma now that you are not drunk will you accept me as your party member "

Kazuma: " I refuse"

Blonde girl: *Moan* " Such a snap desicion " *pant* *pant*

Y/n: (.... Did she just... )

Blonde girl: " Please at least let me try and I'm a crusader i have a high defese too so please let me join"

Kazuma: " No no my party is really weak that a frog almost swalowed us "

Blonde girl: " I see that is even better! so please let me in you can even use me as a meat hield if you want to!" *Moan* she said moaning and clearly excited?

Y/n&Kazuma:

(you can choose either be the cat or man since the other one will be Kazuma)
Y

/n: *gasp*( Code red!! Code red!! I just see a f*c*ing real red no crimson flag just rise aaaah )

Kazuma: ( I see this girl is not useless she is just rotten to the core)

Blonde girl: " So! So! How about it " she while getting closer to Kazuma each second with Kazuma is in borderline of being a pervert, and scared right now

White haired girl: " No no that wont do Darkness "

Y/n: ( Ooh is she a thief? Or Assassin and is she normal? Ah wait if i think about it arent i also not normal just like majority of the people i know )

White hair girl: " Ahaha sorry about my friend Darkness here and i'm Chris nice to meet you "

Y/n: " I'm Y/n nice to meet you Chris "

Kazuma: " I'm Kazuma "

Chris: " Oh yeah how about if i teach you some skills in return since i heard you talking about wanting to learn new skill "

Kazuma: " I don't know "

Chris: " You just need to buy me a cold drink "

Kazuma: " Waitress-san! a cold drink for this lady please "

After Chris done drinking they go ouside to learn the skill while I wait inside looking at my adventure card and check the new skill I can take or learn

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Tracing -30 point

Starbust Stream - 90 point caution can only be used when you are dual wielding

???? - 200 point Caution this skill may completely change you're looks and personality, and sometime it may activate on it's own when you are in an ????  State or condition

???? - 200 point Caution this skill can only be used when you wield Excalibur

???? - 350 point Caution this skill can only be used when you wield Excalibur Morgan
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Y/n: ( Hmm what is it with this question mark....)

Y/n: *gasp* ( could It be! I can acquire saber and saber alter noble phantasm ) I 'fantraping' at this

Y/n: ( But they cost really highhhh it gonna take some time before I can learn it ) I sigh looking at the cost of the skill

Y/n: ( But what about the other question mark?  What this skill supposed to be?  )

While I was thinking Kazuma come back with a crying Chris and an excited darkness

Aqua: " Kazuma why is that girl crying?  " she said pointing at Chris

Kazuma: " Well "

Darkness: " Well Kazuma stole her panties and also make Chris to gave her something "

Chris: *sob**sob* " Kazuma robbed me he said if I don't gave all the money and some other thing I have he will make my panties become his family heirloom " Chris said which made all the girls look at Kazuma with disgust and also gave him a death glare while the Male are giving Kazuma a thumb up

Kazuma: " No waitttt "

Megumin: " Kazuma do you even learn a new skill at all "

Kazuma: " Well how about you see it for yourself 'Steal' " he said a his was shining for a while and

Megumin: " Grrr.... Kazuma did you just change your class from adventurer to a Pervert please give it back " she said mad and fidgeting cause embarrased

Kazuma: " Ahahah no wa-" I hit his head with the back of Excalibur and return the stolen underwear/panties to Megumin

Y/n: " Here "

Megumin: " T-thank you " she then leave

Kazuma: " C'mon man do you need to hit me " he said holding the place where I hit him

Y/n: " Ah you see I kind of hate pervert who do perverted thing that would made someone sad and crying okay so if you this again I will hit you harder o-k-a-y " I said a bit mad since seeing this kind of made me remember how mad and jealous I was at Highschool DxD anime

Kazuma: " Hai " Kazuma said scared at the tone I gave

*Alarm sound*

Luna: " Emergency quest!  Emergency quest "

Y/n: " Eh is there a sudden boss incoming "

Luna: " All adventurer please go and prepare at the town front gate!"

Kazuma: " What exactly is happening?"

Y/n: " I Don't know "

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Y/n: Ko

Megumin: no

Darkness: su

Kazuma: ba
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Megumin: " A storm is coming " Me gum in said with a cool pose

Everyone: " Iiitt'ss Harvest time "

Aqua: " Take out the mayonise "

Then something start comming

Y/n:

Kazuma: " What the heck is wrong with this world!! "

Y/n: " Hmm not the weirdest thing I seen but they do look delicious I want try cook some of them "

Kazuma: " Really!? And what is more weirder than that "

Y/n: " Kazuma do you play FGO?  "

Kazuma: " Well I used to play it why? "

Y/n: " Well you know there was an event and do you know what the enemy is? "

Kazuma: " Dark Servants? "

Y/n: " Noooo a it's a goddamm oversized Chicken and it was a berseker class and they're Hp was quite high I say that game event monster is more weird then a flying cabbage for me "

Kazuma: " I see....  But that is a game not real life "

Y/n: " I don't care "

Kazuma: " I see...  Can I go home now I don't want to do this " he said and start leaving

Luna: " Also since this year quality seems to be high each cabbage worth 10.000 Eris "

Kazuma: " You know what I suppose I stick around for a while " He quickly said and go back to his old position

Y/n:

Kazuma: *Sweating cause of the stare*

Y/n: ( That was a clear 180° change of reason just cause of the money )

I decide to just start slaying some Cabbege

Y/n: ( Maybe I should cook the kid some fancy food since I will probably get quite lot of money from this)

While on the other place with Kazuma

Darkness: " Kazuma look at me I will show you the power of a crusader "

Kazuma: " Waitttt " Kazuma shout but Darkness already running to the field

Adventure 1: " Aah this is the end for me " he said about to be attacked by the cabbage but Darkess come and shielded him

Darknes: *Pant* " Please go some where safe "

Adventure 1: " H-how about you "

Darkness: " I will be fine "

The adventure start running away and

Adventurer 2: " Look she is defending us by taking the hits what a knight she is "

Adventurer 3: " Yeah "

Kazuma: (I'm sorry but you guys are totally wrong)

Megumin: " K-kazuma i-i can't hold it anymore I need to cast my explosion magic " *Pant**pant*

Kazuma: " Of course you can and stop fidgeting while saying that "

Megumi: " No I can't hold it anymore
Darkness darker then black
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson
The time of awaken has come
Justice,  Fallen upon the Infiliable boundry appear now as an intangibles distortions!
I desire for my torrent of power
A destructive force without equal
Return all creation to cinders
And come froth the abyys
EXPLOSION "

Now with us we can see that we have slayed a lot of cabbage

Y/n: " Ehem I should have enough for me, the kids, and Lily-san while the rest I can sell them " I tough and felt a mana is gathering and see Megumin chanting her explosion spell

Y/n:

Y/n: "...... Nope I won't be able to go safety so 'Water barrier''earth barrier''Wind barrier' I cast a multiple barrier magic and streght them up real high

Y/n: " Thank you very much for getting my chance of living up Yunyun " I thank Yunyun since she been teaching me and some of the kids on how to use magic and without the need of using skill point to learn them as she teached me and the kids from the basic of chanting to casting magic

Y/n: " Hmm I will say this word that I want to say out loud " I breath in and shout

Y/n: " LANCER GA SHI-"

*KAAABBOOOOOMMMM*

darkness: *MOANING IN ECSTASY* being hit by the explosion

( Time skip brough to you by Y/n accidently cause an explosion when practising magic with Yunyun)

Megumin: " I'm sorrryyyy "

Y/n: " I-it's okay I suppose? just don't do that again " I said while casting some magic to repair my clothes that got burn a bit and again thanks to Yunyun that I Learn this spell

Y/n: " Well I will go back home so see you later guy and girls "

Megumin: " Later "

Kazuma: " Oh see you later then "

Aqua: *Bussy showing party tricks*

Darkness is nowhere to be found right now

I then go back home and cook some of the cabbage I got and as I tough they taste good and sister Lily was going out with her friends after I come back she leave and said to look for the kids and I'm fine with it so it's now only me and the kids

Y/n: " So do you girls know who is sister Lily meeting with?  "

Nico: " Hmm probably uncle Asta or Yuno "

Y/n: " Oh who are they?  "

Jun: " Hmm they used to be one of the orphan here before leaving to find a job as a knight in the castle "

Y/n: " Wow so they must be strong huh "

Rei: " Yes they are really strong "

Yui: " especially on sword uncle Asta was really good "

Emi: " Uncle Yuno also really good at magic "

Y/n: " Oooh I see can't wait to meet them one day "

Jun: " Hmm Oni-chan will probably see them soon since Uncle Asta has a quite of hopeless love for sister Lily "

Y/n: " Eh... "

Emi: " Umm.. I'm sure it soon will be mutual love since one of the reason sister Lily can't accept it was cause of the orphanage condition and us "

Nico: " Yes since Onii-chan helped the Orphanage and live here sister Lily has more time to rest then Bussy all the time searching and doing job to get money for our living necessity  and also to pay the debt we have but since Oni-chan have payed it for us sister Lily can relax more better"

Y/n: " Well I just hope they both will be happy "

Jun: " I'm sure they will if Uncle Asta still loyal that is "

Nico: " I'm sure Uncle is still loyal until now "

Jun: " Well that is remain to be unseen for now "

We continue to chat for a while about Asta and Yuno and once it was quite late I told them to go to sleep  I help Rei and Yui change and  I also change to my pajamas and also get ready to sleep with Rei and Yui as usual and goes to sleep after making sure Rei and Yuif was a sleep.

Chapter 7 end
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A/n: Sorry for the long wait and also sorry for any grammar mistake and please enjoy your life
As
Y/n

Ciao~