Y/n pov

Y/n: " Hm.. What should I do today " I wonder cause of not having anything to do and I can't find Yun-chan at all

I decide to go to the guild and see Kazuma and his party so I decide to talk to him

Y/n: " Yo Kazuma " I said

Kazuma: " Oh it's you "

Aqua who see me instantly went and hug me and cry

Aqua: " Y/n please lent me some money Whaaaa "

Y/n: " Wha-"

Alter Y/n: " No we do not lent our money to a thot I shall not allow that! " Alter shout in my mind

But Aqua start shacking me and whine

Darkness: " Ah uhh I think you should stop shacking him Aqua "

Aqua: " Waaaa please lent me 10.000 Eris it's not that much you're rich right Waaaa "

Y/n: " Stttooooppp shaackkingg meee "

Alter Y/n: " That's it switch with me I'm killing this thot"

Megumin: *Focused on eating*

After a while she stop cause I lent her 500 Eris just 500 Eris

Y/n: " So Kazuma how life has been? "

Kazuma: " *sigh* tiring I have to take care of a useless masochist, a glass canon, and a useless goddness "

Y/n: " Ahahaha... Fight on "

Alter Y/n: " Ahahaha I really pity you or not Ahahaha "

Kazuma: " I envy you, you have it easy not having to deal with this type of party "

Y/n: " Ahaha well my party member is rarely seen "

Kazuma: " Is that so "

Y/n: " Yeah "

We both keep talking with each other as we both was from Japan I can speak about anime and other stuff with him

Thought the more we talk the weirder the topic become and now we are debating on

Kazuma: " Big breast is a must to have for a girl! "

Y/n: " No it's the thighs! They're the best! "

Alter Y/n: " Yes those thighs are the best "

And then a Mowhak guy come to us

Mowhak guy: " Oh Kazuma what are you two debating about "

Kazuma: " Hm oh it's you tell me big breast/Oppai is the best right "

Mowhak guy: " Of course they are "

(Mowhak guy I Don't know what his name)

Random male adventurer(M/a)1 : " Huh of course thighs is the best you idiot "

Oppai lover male 1: " No oppai is the best "

Thighs lover male 1: " Huh you wanna fight thighs are the best "

Oppai lover male 2: " Bring it on "

Oppai lover male 3: *throw a magazine full of big oppai girl*

*it hit thigs lover 1*

* it was effective*

[ Thighs Liver male 1 manage to hold his lust]

Y/n: *Throw a picture of a girl showing her thighs*

*It hit Oppai lover male 1*

*It was super effective*

[Oppai Lover male 1 got aroused and lose the match]

Y/n: " Hahaha take that Thighs is justice and a healer! "

Thighs lover people: "" Yeahhh!! ""

Kazuma: " Grrr let show them the greatness of oppai "

Oppai lover people: ""Yeaahhh!! ""

Oppai Lover male 2: " I shall avange you brother! " * Throw image of big oppai girl to Thighs lover 1*

*It hit Thighs Lover male 1*

*Critical Hit*

* It was super effective*

[Thighs Lover male 1 was Aroused and lose the match]

Y/n: " Attack! "

Alter Y/n: " Kill the haters "

Kazuma: " Attack!! "

Oppai lover people: " Hyaaahhh"

And so the war of showing and throwing image of girls and debate was going on, on the guild

The girls that is in the guild side

Almost all the girls are watching the male adventurers with a disgusted face

Random F/a(Female adventurers) 1:
" Tch boys "

Random F/a 2: " Ahahaha I wish they don't debate about that in here "

Random F/n 3: " Eh did Prince Y/n said he like Thighs.... Maybe I should try show my thighs and wear some tights Ehehe "

Random F/a 4: " Noo stop you can't do that "

Aqua: " Tch the shut in NEET is in heat"

Darkness: " Hmm this is obscene discussing this kind of thing in this place "

Megumin: " Hmm looks like an army of perverted being has just go on a war "

Back on with male side

Many males has fallen down defeated

Only small number if people on each side are left standing Loyal to their Fet-preference

Y/n: " Ho you still not down yet Kazuma "

Kazuma: " Ha it's takes more than that to take me down "

Y/n: " How about we call it a truce "

Kazuma: " Ha are you scared of loosing "

Y/n: " No from now on we will disscuss and talk about balanced body"

Kazuma then think for a while and

Kazuma: " I see then it is a truce "

As both side agree to truce and i

Y/n: " Now how about we disscuss about balance "

Oppai lover male 1: " Balance? "

Y/n: " Right "

And the for some reason a cloud appear up on every people male and showing image that you are imagining

Y/n: " Look at her what do you see "

Oppai Lover male 1: " Ooooh a big oppai "

Thighs Lover male 1: " A thick thighs "

Kazuma: " Right they are a balance between them now master if balance Y/n please grace us with another of your holy wisdom "

Y/n: " Why of course " and then you imagine something else as the clouds also change image

Y/n: " Look at that those are the perfect body and this girl will also dominate you "

The male imaginations start run wild

Oppai lover male 1: "Ah ah "

Thighs Lover male 1: *Moan*

Oppai lover male 3: " N-no I can't hold it anymore "

Thighs lover male 4: " Master of balance Y/n please grace us with your wisdom "

Alter Y/n: " Right Astoria lancer body is a perfect balance hehehe I shall show you some more be grateful even if you can't hear me "

The male adventurers: " Oooohhh "

Alter Y/n: " Mwahahahaha "

Y/n: " Ahahahaha "

With that the day was spend on seeing and imagining girls, with almost all the female population looking at us with a disgusted face

Chapter end
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A/n: Sorry if it short and if there a grammar mistake

And also I will have a hard time making stories or future cause I am currently living with my grandma and I was not allowed to create the future/next chapters

So sorry if it not updated too much