Our adventurer awakens sometime later. With a groan, you slowly open your eyes and gaze down. You glanced at your surroundings and when your eyes drifted toward the door you noticed the body on your chest. You jumped up in surprise as the girl yawned and her cat ears twitched slightly.

Lili: Hey there loverboy.

Lili yawned once again as she rested her cheek against her fist and leaned onto her elbow. You tried to speak, but you noticed the distinct lack of clothing on your body and found them discarded on the floor. Your blush took over your face as you quickly turned to the girl.

(Y/n): W-W-What did you do?! Why are my clothes on the floor?!

Lili: Awww you don't remember?

(Y/n): What did we do?!

Lili: Oh Darling it was so passionate! You laid me down and then *Beep* *Beep* and then you *Beep* Beep* *Beeeeeeeep* then stuck it in my *Beep* oh it was so much fun!

Your face held a look of total horror.

(Y/n): B-But I'm a virgin! 

Lili: You didn't seem like one last night~

(Y/n):  N-No there's no way this could have happened! We both went to sleep together!

Lili: I always strike when my prey least expects it~

You quickly ran your hands through your colorful hair as you went around the room gathering your scarf and shirt.

Lili: Is it wrong to pick up boys in their sleep-

(Y/n): You better not be making a reference! What am I going to do?!

Lili: Are you scared about what our parents will say?

(Y/n): No I'm scared of what my party members will do!

Lili let out a yawn and then smirked.

Lili: They will realize you have to step up as a father.

(Y/n): I'm not ready to be a Dad!

Lili got up from the sheets and appeared to be fully dressed.

Lili: So this is how you will react if we did it huh? You might need to mature a bit beforehand.

(Y/n): W-What?

Lili got up and approached you taking your slightly shaking palm and placed a crystal in it.

Lili: I have to go now Darling, but if you ever want to be mine again use this.

Lili gave a soft chuckle at your confused face and placed one last soft kiss against your lips. When she pulled back she smiled and walked toward the door.

(Y/n): W-wait did we... you know...

Lili: I'll let you decide that for yourself Loverboy.

Lili winked and walked out the door. In a panic, you chased after her only to find she was gone. This whole event made you question if she had been real in the first place. Then with a glance at your hand, you saw the crystal was still present. You closed your palm around the crystal and slipped it into your pocket. Who knows if things turn out badly here maybe this could be an escape. (wink wink) Pulling on the rest of your clothes, you made your way further into the castle trying to find an exit. Eventually, probably with dumb luck, you managed to stumble out the huge castle doors and back in the general direction of the town. 

(Y/n): Man how long was I asleep for?

(Y/n)'s Brain: About two days.

(Y/n): What?!

As you walked along the voice in your head that happened to be your brain decided to strike up a conversation.

(Y/n)'s Brain: Yep. Out cold with a cute girl cuddled into you. Then you woke up and passionately gave her the-

(Y/n): Wait so I did it?!

(Y/n)'s Brain: Maybe. 

(Y/n): Why are you being cryptic?! You're my brain! You should know!

(Y/n)'s Brain: Look if you don't know how am I supposed to?!

(Y/n): Because you're my brain!

You sighed out angrily and continued down the dirt path.

(Y/n): So I was out for two days huh? 

(Y/n)'s Brain: Yeah. Just long enough to push the plot along.

(Y/n): What plot?

(Y/n)'s: You'll see.

At this point, You just decided to give up on figuring out what your brain meant so you just continued on your merry way. 

???: Why haven't you come to the castle?! You wretches! 

You heard yelling off in the distance and snuck around to investigate. Poking your head through the trees you saw the headless horsemen upon his headless horse screaming at the adventurers of the town.

(Y/n): I wondered why he didn't try to stop me from leaving the castle. I could use my explosion magic, but I don't know where my staff is.

(Y/n)'s Brain: Megumin is holding it.

You looked at the group of adventurers and indeed along with her staff Megumin had your's on her back.

(Y/n): Maybe if I-

With a flash of light, the headless knight began screaming in pain as his horse dissolved.

(Y/n): Oh... 

But then he stood back up. 

(Y/n): I could have sworn he just got paralyzed? He's stronger than I thought!

(Y/n)'s Brain: Don't be a coward! Ladies don't like cowards!

(Y/n): Stop giving me dating advice!

With another glorious beam of light, The knight went through another purification spell. 

(Y/n): If only I had my staff I could use my explosion magic-

The undead horde of knights charged forward. You grimaced as you braced for the oncoming battle... only for the entire horde to chase after Aqua. 

(Y/n)'s Brain: I'll talk to you later, pal. Go save that goddess!

You nodded and ran out of the trees toward the undead knight. your movement caught his attention as he turned to you.

Knight: What the?! How did you escape?!

(Y/n): You literally left no one in the castle!

The knight growled in anger as he lifted a heavy sword.

Knight: I'm going to take your head!

(Y/n): You don't need mine!

The knight swung at you and you did the only logical thing and started running ina circle. With him close behind, you both ran in a circle as the sky darkened and the air filled with magic. Explosion magic. You gaze was brought to a hill nearby as Megumin spoke her enchantment.

(Y/n)'s Brain: Be a hero!

You sprung towards the undead knight and wrapped your arms around him. 

Knight: what are you doing?!

(Y/n)'s Brain: Wait nonononono this isn't what I me-

Your brain was cut off as you and the knight along with his undead horde was caught in the explosion. You felt like you had been hit with a truck that was on fire and then exploded as you laid, burnt and chared, in the crater. You painfully opened your eyes to see the knight trying to stand.

(Y/n): Why...

You struggled to your feet.

(Y/n): Won't...

You watched the knight pat around for his head and you spotted it first.

(Y/n): You...

You ran forward ignoring the pain, scooping up his head and jumped on his back.

(Y/n): DIE!!!

You then proceeded to repeatedly hit his armored body with his head with your legs locked around his waist.

Knight: Ahh you little brat! Let go of my head!

The knight gripped his head and threw you backward. You landed in the crater and the impact knocked you out, presumably from explosion injuries.

Timeskip

when you awoke you were still in the crater, but somehow it was filled with water.

(Y/n): When did I take a bath?

???: (Y/n)!

You looked up and smiled as your party gathered beside outside the crater.

Megumin: You're back! I- We missed you!

Kazuma and Darkness pulled you out of the crater.

(Y/n): Did I do good? I took an explosion for you guys.

Kazuma simply gave you a smile and a thumbs up which you reciprocated with a toothy grin.

(Y/n): looks like everything ended wel-

Aqua: Are those hickeys?!

A:n Hello followers here's your long awaited update. Sorry, it took so long, but I had to repair my laptop before I could write again and all announcements for the last month have been through my phone. Either way, I hope you enjoyed. By the way, do check out my conversations and give your opinion on the next story I should write. Thank you and that's all.