Kazuma: Hmm that's a bit strange.

Kazuma pulled on his outfit straighting his new attire as a temporary butler. Across from him, Aqua was finishing up the touches on hers as well to help Darkness out of her situation.

Aqua: What's strange?

Kazuma: I haven't seen (Y/n) in awhile.

Aqua: You know... now that I think about it I haven't seen him either,

Kazuma: Darkness do you know where (Y/n) is?

Darkness: I haven't seen him in quite a while myself. Is he not with Megumin?

Kazuma: No I sent Megumin on her own. Do you think he is still with that Yunyun girl?

Aqua: He better not be or he will need to have a demon removed again!

Kazuma let out a sigh as Aqua went into a rant about how she would assault (Y/n) if he came back with hickeys like last time. But something felt off... The plan to "help" Darkness was going according to plan and they were were about to meet the man Darkness was arranged to marry so what is off? It almost feels like for some reason in some story somewhere, Kazuma is the main character of this chapter! Kazuma let out a sigh and entered the waiting area. A blond-haired man awaited you three with a smile. Kazuma quickly figured out that this guy was Darkness's father.

Darkness's Father: Hello you three. I'm terribly sorry for not mentioning this earlier but...

Darkness: What is wrong, father?

Darkness's Father: Well I invited over an old friend of mine and I just received word that he has brought his daughter...

Aqua: So another girl is gonna be here during an arranged marriage visit? That seems like bad parenting.

Kazuma: Hush!

???: OI!!!

A booming voice came through the door as it was thrown open. There stood a short old man. He was bald but his eyebrows were bushy enough to cover his eyes and his mustache cloaked the rest of his features below his pointed nose.

???: Ignis, you old brute, where are you?! It's so dark in here! Turn on a light, you old cheapskate!

Darkness's father seemed to let out an annoyed sigh before clearing his throat. This gained the attention of the old man. The corners of his mustache turned upward somehow in a weird hairy smile as he shuffled over to Darkness's Father and shook his hand vigorously.

???: Ignis you old sport it's so nice to visit again!

Ignis: It is nice to see you again as well Maverick, though you don't have to yell I'm right here...

Maverick: Still I'm surprised you asked for my daughter to come too!

Ignis: I never asked for you to bring her.

Maverick: Well I wanted to make you happy old friend so I brought my daughter!

Ignis let out a sigh as the old man began calling for the girl to enter. Kazuma let out a sigh as this whole situation seemed to be getting out of hand. Hopefully, nothing else would mess thus uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh...

Kazuma felt his train of thought as the daughter of this old noble entered. Her skin seemed radiant in the light of the room. She walked so gracefully that it appeared she floated as she took her place next to her father. Her puffy green dress matched perfectly with the silken gloves she wore. The majority of her face was hidden behind a sun hat, shielding everything but her soft-looking lips from the light of the room, strange of blonde hair falling just below the rim to glisten in the light. Kazuma found himself staring at the girl and it was clearly noticeable to the point she seemed to glance at him and offer an angelic giggle at the sight of him being star-struck.

Kazuma: It finally happened...

Aqua: What happened? You found another girl to harass?

Kazuma: I don't harass anyone! No, the author finally let me get my girl!

Aqua: Huh?

Kazuma: Haven' you noticed every girl from you to Wiz has some kinda interest in (Y/n)?

Aqua: Sure I can see it because he is an innocent cinnamon roll and you are a complete pervert.

Kazuma: With (Y/n) out of the picture I finally have a girl that isn't weird or perverted! Thank you, author!

Maverick: I'm sure you don't need an introduction. You remember my daughter Malori right, Ignis?

Ignis: O-Of course! And I'm sure Ms. Malori would like to meet... one of my daughter's servents! Kazuma would you care to show Malori around the manor for the next uh few hours or so?

Kazuma: Of course my lord!

Aqua: Wait what about helping Dark-

Kazuma had already raced forth with a weird grin on his face, hooking his arm through hers gently.

Kazuma: Right this way Miss Malori.

Kazuma took a deep breath and lead his newfound love through the doors opposite to the one where she arrived just as the arranged fiance arrived.

For the next few hours, Kazuma walked through the manor in circles, completely and utterly lost as the girl followed him and laughed at his awkward jokes. To Kazuma, he had finally found his angel in a world of useless gods and weirdos. 

Kazuma: My lady... I'm sorry if I've been speaking too much. You've been silent this whole tour and I've simply talked your ear off.

Malori shook her head no at Kazuma and smiled slightly.

Kazuma: Miss Malori I don't know how to say this but... I think I am in lo-

Kazuma was cut off as Malori moved closer and pressed her hands onto his shoulders.

Kazuma in mind: She's going for a kiss! Kiss! She's going for a kiss I'm not ready for a kiss or am I is this my first I think it is but I'm ready and then after we kiss we can fall in love and get married and have 6 kids and I'm ready to be a dad and here we go!

Kazuma puckered his lips and awaiting the gentle embrace of her lips onto his until...

???: Kazuma you have to get me out of here!

Kazuma: Yes I'm Kazuma... eh?

Kazuma opened his eyes only to see the glasses and (E/c) of none other than (Y/n).

Kazuma: (Y/n)?! What the heck are you doing here?! Why are you in a dress and why do you look beautiful?!

You let out a huff and moved off of Kazuma, fluffing out the dress as you pulled on your gloves. Yep. It was you the whole time. Where did you think I was going with this?

(Y/n): I was on my way home and then that old guy suddenly popped out of nowhere and said I was his daughter! They got me all dressed up and even dyed my hair blonde! It was absolutely awful! They fed me amazing food and I slept in a warm bed for the first time in forever and... you know what maybe this gig isn't so bad...

Kazuma: So wait hold on how did you look so feminine? I really thought you were a woman.

(Y/n): They put me in a corset and I'm pretty sure half of my organs are in different places but I'll be free soon enough-

Maverick: Malori!

Once again the old man burst through the doors to the corridor. You cleared your voice and called out in a surprisingly convincing female voice.

(Y/n): Here father!

Kazuma: I feel like I've been betrayed and I...

Maverick: Ah Malori I-

???: OI!!!

Another voice shouted as the door to the corridor was kicked in again.

???: What thew heck daddy?! How could you think that random guy was me?!

(Y/n): Wait... Hitoshi?!

Hitoshi: Oi wait... (Y/n)?! Why are you pretending to be me?!

(Y/n): Way are you pretending to be this dude's daughter?!

Hitoshi: I could ask the same of you!

(Y/n): Answer me!

Hitoshi: Well I am his daughter! Well, hold on... no, I'm his son but I'm playing as my sister Malori.

(Y/n): Wait how does that work?

Hitoshi: Well Malori wanted to be an adventurer but Father thought I should be the one to do that. Now as you know darling I'm a delicate flower when it comes to life thus I switched with my sister.

(Y/n): Wait hold... I don't...

You took a deep breath and moved to take a seat curling up into the fetal position trying to process what the heck just happened here. Kazuma soon joined you as you tried to piece back your mental capacities after all of this. But before this story could actually conclude for this chapter-

???: Satou Kazuma?!

A/n: Hello everyone thank you for reading this mess of mine and I do so hope you enjoyed it. If you did like it please do leave a comment and I will see you all again real soon!