So harem still has the most, and voted for everyone basically. I am trying out a new writing style. Tell me what you think. Also Kazuma will be OoC because I am genderbending him into a her, so personality and stuff like that will be different, such as, she won't be as much of a pervert. she will be more bitchy and closed up. if you don't like it, leave. Simple as that. Also, with the presence of a person like Lupus, some parts this will be different, like the succubus scene. because some people already asked, and instead of doing private messages over and over or comments, I just decided to do this. Just a heads up. So don't bitch at me later.

3rd person
Location: Axel

The sun was just rising over the horizon, and the guard on duty yawned as he leaned on his spear, wanting his shift to be over so he could go and get a drink.

Sadly for this man, he would get no such thing, and he spotted a mass of people in the distance.

Guard 1: What?

he poked his buddy with his spear.

Guard 2: I'm awake! The hell do you want?

the guard started rubbing her eyes.

Guard 2: Well? Out with it!

And all the male guard did was point to the growing mass.

Guard 2: Oh shit.

As the mass of people got closer, they could see dozens of people on horseback all in different clothes and armor. But at their head was a figure in demonic looking armor, riding a skeletal horse.

Guard 1: Sara. It's been an honor serving with you.

Sara: Shut up Jeff. If you payed attention, you would know that reinforcements from Skyrim would be coming.

Jeff: Oh. I need a drink.

Sara: No, you need to help me open this damn gate.

Yeah Imma stop there with that. After i started to write it I hated it, then got to lazy to change it.

Lupus PoV
Random Tavern

I was severely disappointed. They asked for help, then told us we would be gaurding Axel, not fighting the front lines, gaurding. I sent half of my troops home, not wanting to bore them with guard duty for years. I sighed as I laid own on the bed of the room I rented is some random tavern, I was really looking forward to fighting some new interesting foes, but noooo, got stuck with guard duty. Lovely. Fucking, lovely.

I was just about to fall asleep, when a powerful aura burst out from the edge of town. Shooting out of the bed, I raced out to the streets, and ran in the direction of the power. I reached into my box and pulled out a gold and emerald necklace, and put it on. The world around me seemed to blur as my speed increased beyond that of a horse's. As I got closer to the source, I noticed it had a sort of godly feel to it. I stopped around a corner and pulled off the necklace, then casted [invisibility] on myself. I looked at myself as I vanished. nodding, I looked around a corner to see a pair of women fighting. One had light blue hair and the other had brown hair, and dressed in strange clothes. Unable to hear what is being said, I snuck closer and hid behind a nearby house.

It seemed like the two were new around here, but the brown one was... reincarnated? and the blue one was a goddess of some sort. this is quite interesting. I might have to keep an eye on the pair. I paid closer attention to the brown one, the one the goddess called a shut-in-neet? whatever that means. the brown one asked about getting gear of some kind, which seems a little crazy, as I killed about a hundred bandits on the way into town.

As I got closer, big letters appeared in front of me.

Lupus Moon

"What in the name of Talos?" I muttered, poking at the letters, only for them to vanish. Now I was even more confused. I quickly ignored it, and focused back on the women in front of me.

"Useless water goddess" Aqua

"She's a goddess? I doubt it." I said to myself as I looked at the other woman.

Satou "Shut-in-Neet" Kazuma

"I think she is human?" I muttered. "The so-called Goddess gives off a aura, a weak one compared to the Daedric princes, but an aura greater than most Mortals, even stronger than a dragon. Not Alduin however. Kazuma however, there is something about her that just sets me on edge." It was true. Her aura was much stronger than an average Nord, but it was tainted a little bit. It was filled with Lust, Greed, and Sloth, a unusual combination. Aqua's was filled- no, overflowing with Pride. Something I see just about everywhere. "I need to keep an eye on her. She could seriously become something to fear, or to rally behind. I'll keep an eye on them from a distance for now, find out what their plans are. God, this will be boring.

Oh wait, their moving Time to go.

Le skip of time

I followed them to the guild hall, where I decided to blend in and wear my Iron armor, as unprotected as it is. They seem to have a bit of a money problem. As do I. They use Eris as currency, not Septims. This is going to be a problem. As I open up my box, I noticed that all of my money changed. I pulled one out to see it's different design. There was bronze, silver and gold, and it seemed like each Septim I owned turned into one of these coins. "Convenient."

"Hey. Haven't seen you 'round here before." A man said as he walked over to the table I was sitting at.

"Ah, well, I just arrived from over sea. I learned about the Demon Lord and wanted to test my skills against him." I responded.

"Welcome to hell!" The man said as he jabbed a thumb over in a direction. "If your looking to sign up, the Guild admission desk is over there. There is a fee however. Good luck."

"And the same to you." I responded as he walked off. As I made my way over, I ran into the strange Duo again, and they seemed to have a money problem. "Ah, don't worry about it." I said as I walked up behind them. "I'm signing up too, so I'll pay. you will owe me, however."

"Thanks!" Kazuma said. "See Aqua, I knew an NPC would help us out!" NPC?

"NPC?" I asked.

"Don't worry about it." Kazuma said as she brushed me off. Very well, I will consult the knowledge of apocrypha tonight.

"How much is the registration fee, you lovely maiden?" I asked the lady.

Luna: Admin

"That would be six Eris in total." Luna said, her face a faint red.

"Here you go." I said as I pulled out six gold coins. "Six Eris"

Luna took the money and put it... somewhere. "Allow me to formally explain." luna said as she held out three cards. "Adventurers each have their own occupations. This is your registration card. It keeps track of how many monsters you've vanquished. As your level increases, you'll earn points that you can use to learn skills, so please work hard to raise your level."

"This is almost like the skill tree back home!" I said out loud.

"Back home?" Aqua asked.

"Yeah, I came from Skyrim, a Land far away from here. Our king received a messenger that brought news of a Demon Lord, so he sent his finest soldiers to help fight. We got stuck with guarding Axel however." I said, half lying.

"You must have been in the group that arrived a few days ago!" Luna said. "Who was the man leading you? His armor was scary."

"That would have been Skyrim's finest warrior. Anyways, what next?" I said. diverting the subject.

Ah, right. Now, all of you, please hold your hands over this crystal." Luna said, as she brought out a fascinating object.

"Ladies first." I said, gesturing to Kazuma. Kazuma's cheeks became a faint red, but the walked past me an put her hand over the crystal. The crystal started to glow, and did some fascinating magic. I must find one of these and study it!

"With this, you will each learn your current status, so please choose your desired occupation based on your stats." the glow soon stopped, and Luna picked up the card. "Yes, thank you very much." she said as she looked at the card. "Satou Kazuma-san, is it? let me see... Average across the board, With the exception of decently high intelligence... Oh? and your luck is extraordinarily high. Of course, Luck isn't a very essential stat for an adventurer... With this much luck, I'd recommend becoming a merchant or something similar..."

"That is where I would disagree Luna." I said as I looked at Kazuma's card. "Let's say you and your party are trapped in a hole, but an extremely lucky member of your team finds a shovel at the bottom of the hole." As I spoke, I noticed that I had drawn the attention of everybody in the guild hall. "While luck only gets you so far, as a beginner it is nice to have."

"You sure known a lot." A random person says.

"Yes well, I had a lot of experience back home. you would not believe some of the stories I have." I said, laughing sheepishly.

"I would like my primary job as "Adventurer," please." Kazuma said.

"Well, if you change your mind, you can always change jobs as you level up!" Luna said. I handed Kazuma her card, and Aqua moved to the crystal. I give a Kazuma a pat on the head, when I hear Luna gasp. I look over to see her looking at Aqua's card.

"Aside from your intelligence being below average, and your luck being the lowest possible level, all of your stats are drastically above average!" Luna shouted. Oh?

"What? does that mean I'm really amazing?" Aqua asked.

"A-Amazing is an understatement!" Luna said. "The mage class, which requires intelligence, is out of the question, but other than that, you can be anything you want! A crusader, sword master, arch priest (At this point I notice everyone staring again) Nearly any advanced class right from the start!"

"I see. It's a shame there's no "goddess" occupation, But in my case, maybe I'll be an arch priest who heals her allies." Aqua said.

"Goddess?" I whisper to Kazuma.

"Don't mind her. She is crazy." Kazuma whispers back.

"Ah."

"An arch priest! An almighty class that commands all recovery and support magic, and that boasts enough strength to stand at the front line!" Luna claims. At this, the people in the guild hall go crazy, cheering for her. They are about to have a shock when I do it.... oh boy. Luna turns to us, random staff appearing out of nowhere. "Without further ado, welcome to our adventure's guild, Aqua-sama. All of our staff will be looking forward to your future exploits." The people go crazy again, giving complements left and right, her pride flaring.

Kazuma mutters something next to me, but I don't hear it. Aqua turns to her and says "It's the adventurer's life starting today, Kazuma!"

"Ah, you still have to go sir." Luna says, making me smirk as whispers started to come over the crowd, wondering if my stats will be like Aqua's. I walked over and placed my hand over the crystal. The guild hall became silent as they watched in anticipation. When my card finished, I picked it up and turned it over, so I didn't see it.

"Care to do the honors?" I asked Luna as I handed to her. She turns a bit red, as she takes my card and turns it over. I hear her gasp, and the crowd gasps at her reaction. "Lupus-sama, your stats... they " the crowd hold its breath as Luna turns around to face the crowd. "ARE COMPLETLY MAXED!" she shouted, causing uproar amongst the people. Cheers and praise are all I hear. I raised my hand, and the crowd silenced, as it looked like Luna had to say something. "Lupus-sama, you qualify for the strongest, and rarest job, Adventure King! The one who will lead all adventures to fight the devil king!" The crowd cheered once again, and I was given several tankards of alcohol. I don't know what happened to Kazuma and Aqua after that, but I had started to do several quests around the city. and a dragon slaying one. It was pathetic. it was weaker than a skeever.

As I was coming out of the baths, I saw Kazuma and Aqua. "Hello again you two, how are you?"

"Not good. We are living in a stable, and are working as laborers. We were thinking about a kill quest." Aqua said as Kazuma looked away.

"I see. Well, I can say this, You are not quite ready yet. I know this is going to be a bit insulting, but you would have trouble fighting a skeever. you don't even have weapons yet!" I said as I pulled a iron sword and a staff of restoration out of my box. "Here, this should be enough for a kill quest against Giant Toads, but you might still have trouble. If you can't do it yourself, find people and form a party."

"Why don't you help us?" Aqua asked. "You are surely strong enough."

"And that is exactly why Aqua. If I were to come with you, and kill everything, only I would benefit from it. You would not level up, or grow stronger." I said. "Besides, I have a quest tomorrow that is way above your grade."

"What is it?" Kazuma asked.

"Giant spider hunting." I said. "I am going to be gone a day or two, so I won't be able to help, but I would suggest you find a wizard and a swordsman. It would really balance you out."

"Alright. Take care Lupus-sama."

"I will. It's just some spiders. Dealt with them thousands of times." I said. "Stay safe, and rely on each other." I waved good bye as I walked away, leaving the staff and sword.

And that is a fucking wrap. Again, sorry for the delay.

Next time: More strange people.