Konoka's POV

Today Ouran is hosting an exposition for cultural clubs. Drama and Choral clubs from different schools have been invited. Apparently Ouran holds it annually. Tamaki wants us to look our best for the other schools. So he is having the others dresses as medieval knights and me as a princess. But right now we're having a club meeting. The twins are trying to get Renge to try instant coffee.

Kyoya is helping me with my algebra homework. "Get it now?" he asks me.

"Yes, thank you so much Kyoya" I say smiling. Haruhi arrives and the twins send her to get more instant coffee. "So when are we changing?" I ask Kyoya.

"Shortly, I have a hairstylist coming to do your hair" he states. "You still want to go into Forestry?" he asks as I take out my sketch pad.

"Yes Kyoya" I tell him.

"Why?" he asks me curious.

"We have done so much damage to the environment, I want to help repair forests" I tell him."To ensure the future generations will be able to see and enjoy them" I state. The hairstylist arrived and we all go to get ready. It was simple for me as I just swapped dresses and I had to sit while the hairstylist did her work.

Once she finished I go set on the couch. Soon the boys join me and Kyoya sits next to me. He starts to read his note book while I go back to sketching Tamaki. I had finished the one of Mori and Honey. The doors open and we say "Welcome Ladies". I notice they aren't from our school. Tamaki goes to greet them.

"Well, well, well. I see you ladies are from another school. I certainly hope we haven't startled you" Tamaki says. "We love first-time guests. I'm glad you've come, princesses" he tells them. "My darlings, even if the world were to be destroyed, I'd put my life on the line as your faithful knight and servant. I will protect you" he vows.

"He's gone a little over board" I tell Kyoya, who nods his head in agreement.

"Oh my, do you really think you'll be able to protect us? That's awfully arrogant of you, wouldn't you agree? You think that's what a woman wants to hear? Well you're wrong" the girl with long hair tells him.

"Come on. Give him a break, sister Suzuran. Men are just lowly life forms who don't care about anything other than perpetuating their testosterone latent image. By protecting us he's actually attempting to disguise the fact that he is weak and unable of even protecting himself" the short haired girl tells her.

"You're such a clever girl, Hinagiku" Suzuran says.

"Don't you think that's a little harsh?" I ask them as I stand up.

"It's ok Princess Konoka" Tamaki assures me. He turns back to Suzuran and Hinagiku. "Well then, what do women like you wish to hear?" he asks them.

"Maybe, something like 'I would never leave my lover alone'" a woman says. I look to see Haruhi with another girl in the same uniform as the first two. Except this girl is a lot taller. "'If we fight, it'll be together.If we fail, we fail together.Even if I were to die, I promise you that I will never leave your side, my love" she says kneeling in front of Haruhi kissing her hand.

"There you are Haruhi, you're late" I tell my sister.

"Benibara, we thought you'd never show" Hinagiku says.

"What are we going to do with you? So tell us where you found this lovely lady" Suzuran says.

"She's almost as beautiful as Princess Konoka" Hinagiku adds looking at me.

"I just met her outside of the school.She may be dressed as a boy, but I knew the truth.She has such pretty maidenly eyes" Benibara explains.

"Thanks, I guess" Haruhi says.

"Let me take that Haruhi" I say taking the bag from her.

"Wow, her skin is incrdeible soft" Hinagiku says rubbing her face against Haruhi's hand.

"So it Princess Konoka's" Suzuran rubbing her face on my free arm.

"Thank you" I say snatching my hand away.

"Don't go touching my Haruhi without my permission" Tamakia says. He goes to pull her away from Benibara. Who punches him in the face. I giggle as she tells him to leave my sister alone. "She punched me, she's so violet" he whines.

"Get a hold of yourself" Honey tells him. Kyoya asks if they are from Lobelia Academy and they start to sing. Introducing themselves as the Zuka Club. Making the twins laugh as they think the name is ridiculous. Renge appears telling us to to underestimate them.

"The Zuka club is a group of strong young maidens who consider women to be superior in every way. The club prides itself on its 30 year history. It's a society of maidens, by maidens, for maidens. The Zuka club activities include maidens' tea parties, the maiden debate forum, and most importantly, musical reviews performed by the society's top members" she explains.

"Thank you Renge for the information" I say. Kaoru comes and helps me unpack the bag.

"Hey, I haven't seen this one before" he says as he takes out one of the jars.

"I guess it's a new one" I tell him shrugging. "Do you want me to make some?" I ask him.

"Maybe later Konoka" he tells me.

"It was fun to sneak a peek at the notorious Ouran host club" Benibara states.

"Are we really notorious?" Honey asks us.

"Yeah" Mori answers.

"To think they're dragging these sweet young girls down with them. The host club's president may be a pretty little halfer .But he shouldn't be using his looks to create a fictitious romance. Attempting to fool the heart of these pure young maidens is demeaning" Beni states.

"I understand your concern. But do you think maybe we could finish this later?" Kyoya asks them.

"You saying you won't face us?" Benibara asks him.

"Not at all.It's just that our president is still bed-ridden from the initial culture shock" Kyoya explains.

"There seems to have been some misunderstandings here.I mean, first of all, you called senpai a halfer" Haruhi says.

"He is a halfer Haruhi, he's half French and half Japnese" I tell her.

"Oh well. Uh anyway, I don't think it's fair for you to pick on the host club just because you don't think they have the same history as you do" she states.

"We have barely any history, we were founded two years ago" Hikaru tells her.

"Yeah, the boss opened the club when he started high school" Kaoru adds.

"Be that as it may, saying their club activity is only held to satisfy their appetites is just wrong" I tell the Zuka Club.

"I mean, it's not like the host club's charging their guests or anything" Haruhi adds.

"Actually Haruhi, we do have a point system. We offer priority services based on the winning bids of auctions held on our website" I tell her.

"Check this out, Haruhi. Yours and Konoka's used mechanical pencils just sold with a winning bid of 30,000 yen each. Good for you both" Kyoya says.

"Honestly Kyoya, I've been looking for that pencil" I whine.

"I thought I'd lost that pencil. Why didn't you tell me about this before, Kyoya senpai? I had no idea you were collecting money" Haruhi says mad. She really liked that pencil. Tamaki tries to offer her his pencil, but she refuses it and storms out.

"Don't worry, she'll calm down" I assure the club and go get changed. When I reenter the room I saw the Zuka club had left. And that the others are all in a huddle talking in low voices. "I'll see you guys tomorrow, don't worry I'll make sure Haruhi comes" I assure them.

(Next day)

Haruhi and I are walking to the music room after school ended for club time. The Zuka club join us. Saying they're here for our decision. Apparently they had invited Haruhi and I to move to their school. But Haruhi and I both agreed we're staying at Ouran. We enter the club room to see the guys dressed as girls. Honey and the twins chase Haruhi as she laughs. I laugh hugging my stomach as I lean against the wall for support. After taking a photo.

We tell both clubs we aren't leaving Ouran and the Zuka Club leaves. I go over to guys. "Not that you guys don't look lovely, please go change back. Club hours start soon" I tell them. They go do so. Haruhi and I go brew the coffee, then set up the buffet table of treats. Things return to normal as the guests arrive. I hope we don't hear from the Zuka club again, they were annoying.

A/N

Picture above of Konoka's dress and on the external link of the Zuka Club. Pictures in chapter of the Host Club as knights and women.