So the next day I went through the usual. Took a shower, brushed and put up my hair, brushed my teeth, got dressed, made my bed, cooked breakfast, woke up Naruto, did the dishes and headed to the academy where we'll take our profile photo and be place in teams.

I watched as Naruto entered the room to get his picture taken. "Naruto are you sure you want to take a picture looking like that?" I questioned. He just grinned and continued on in. God he looks ridiculous.

It's embarrassing really. He has red and white paint all over him. After he took his, I took mine and we headed out to hand in our registrations.

Of course the information on ours was similar. We're both Uzumaki's, both born on October 10th, both 12, both Libra's, both love ramen and my registration number was one off from his. It's pretty amazing if you ask me.

The third Hokage was not pleased with Naruto's photo and tried making him take it again. It was a stare off until Naruto performed the cursed hand signs. My eyes widened as he turned into an older female Naruto. Again, we're twins! I look like her too!

"Pretty please Lord Hokage?" the female Naruto said. Clouds were covering her private areas but it still pissed me off.

What irked me more was its effectiveness against the Hokage. My face flushed and I smacked Naruto on the head. "Stop doing that! We look alike which means she looks like me too!"

We watched as the Hokage twitched on the floor.

He eventually got back up and was wiping his bleeding nose. "That's the Sexy Jutsu you say? Very tricky, much too tricky. Don't do it again."

Naruto laughed nervously while scratching the back of his head while I shot him dagger looks. He's lucky he has me. He almost forgot his headband today.

The Hokage was scolding Naruto when a kid ran in, shuriken in hand. "Old man, I challenge you! I'm going to defeat you and become the fifth Hokage!" he then ran in and tripped.

We all stared at him in disbelief. I got up from my spot in my chair and went to his aid. "Are you alright?" I helped him up.

Another man ran into the room. He wore sunglasses and was dressed darkly. "Ow! Something tripped me."

We waited for a moment. "Are you alright honorable grandson and there is nothing for you to trip on."

The boy looked at Naruto. "Alright, you're the one that tripped me aren't you?!" I placed a hand on the kid shoulder. He looked over to me. I smiled kindly. "No he wasn't. You tripped because you were running too fast."

He kept on staring at me which worried me. I gingerly touched his now bruising forehead. "That's going to leave a nasty bump. Here." I dug into my pouch and brought out a band aid. Although he's not bleeding, this band aid has a special healing process. The area it's placed on will be healed.

"There. You're going to be just fine." I smiled kindly at the boy. He blinked before flushing. Hm? He then wiped his nose. "Well I guess so."

Well that's weird.

Naruto and I left and just started walking home. Teams will be decided later so there's no point in sticking around. "That kid was weird." Naruto grumbled.

I giggled. "I think he's cute. He reminds me of you." Naruto fell a bit. "What?! I was not that bratty as a kid." I playfully thought about it. "Maybe you were worse?"

"AH! I was so not!" He shouted. I giggled and continued walking. Shortly after Naruto caught up to me.

So we kept on walking. But I noticed the kid following us for a while now. I think Naruto has realized it too.

He turned back and the kid covered himself with a weird cloth. His feet were sticking out and it was pretty obvious what he was doing.

However Naruto ignored it and we kept on walking. I knew he had to know though. If not for that disguise then his following footsteps.

He turned around and pointed. The kid had put up a wooden fence disguise u but it was the wrong way. "I know you're following us so give up." Naruto demanded. I watched as the boy put down his awful disguise.

The kid laughed. "Saw through my disguise huh? The rumors about you are true, you're good. Alright, I'll be your apprentice and you'll be my trainer. And you, you will be my woman."

I blinked at him. What? "And afterwards you have to show me that Sexy Jutsu thing you did on grandpa Hokage!"

Well then. "This is some kind of joke right?" So we're ignoring the fact that he called me his woman huh? Fine then, love you too big bro. "No, I need a new trainer! Please boss?"

"Huh? Boss?"

"Yeah, you're the boss! Boss, boss, boss!" Naruto thought for a minute. "Well, how can I refuse?" I fell. You are too easy Naruto.

~

We walked down the street, Naruto trying to teach the kid we know as Konohamaru. "Listen, you want to be a master ninja? Then believe it. You got to learn how to control your catra!"

I sweat dropped. "It's chakra Naruto." He stopped and laughed. "Oh yeah, you're right!"

He turned back to Konohamaru. "I'll explain what chakra is." However he didn't need to. Konohamaru said it.

"Chakra is the elemental life energy that is used to perform jutsu's. The ninja arts combine physical energy from each cell in the body and mystical energy which is intensified through training experience. When these two chakra mix, special hand signs allow ninja to focus this combined energy for advanced jutsu."

However he had brought out a scroll to help him answer. I'm pretty sure that's cheating. "Yo, you can blab all you want about that but it all comes down to one thing. Plain hard work and guts!"

"That's two things but alright!" Konohamaru was psyched up. He believes everything Naruto says. I wonder why.

Naruto then threw challenges his way. He had Konohamaru do a transformation to see where he's at. This is actually reasonable. He might actually be a good teacher.

He spotted an attractive girl and told Konohamaru to transform into her.

When he did, well . . . "Well, do I look like her?" he made her fat. Way too fat. "Well the clothes kind of look like her." Naruto replied. I tilted my head to the side. "Her hairs the same." I inputted.

However the girl showed up and was about to hit Naruto. I sent her a warning glare and she backed off and went to Konohamaru. "Now, now, honorable grandson, next time you try to transform into me, make me a little cuter, okay?" and left.

I knew she wanted to hurt Naruto but was too scared because I was there.

We then walked to a bookstore to do research on female beauty. Konohamaru looked at me. "Boss, she's pretty. Can't we just research her?" He asked.

Awe! That was so nice. Naruto shook his head. "No, she's my sister. That's too weird." My eyebrow twitched. Screw you Naruto.

We entered the store and went to the back where the dirty magazines were. It wasn't research. They were just ogling over the girls in the magazine.

I grabbed him by the ear and dragged him out. Konohamaru followed after. "No." I stated letting him go outside.

Then we were outside a girl's hot spring. Naruto and Konohamaru turned into girls. Well, Naruto turned into me and Konohamaru . . . I don't know really.

However Naruto was discovered. Some of the girls started yelling at me because I let him. I flipped them the bird and left. I made sure they didn't hurt Naruto since they obviously won't hurt Konohamaru.

Apparently Naruto believes Konohamaru can attain the Sexy Jutsu if he practices. I probably should have stopped them but I didn't. I mean this means a lot to Naruto. Who am I to take that away from him?

I watched them as Konohamaru tried to get it right. He didn't quite get it.

We took a break and bought some drinks from a nearby vending machine. "So, why do you want to take down your grandpa?" I asked. Naruto looked over to Konohamaru and waited for his answer.

"My grandfather named me Konohamaru. After the ancient name of the village. So it should be easy to remember. But no one calls me that name, not one person in the whole village. That's case when they look at me they don't really see me. All they see is the honorable grandson of the Lord Hokage. No one knows who I am. I can't stand it anymore it's like I'm invisible. Like I don't exist. I hate that. That's the reason I've got to become the Hokage now so people know who I am!"

I glanced at Naruto. I know he feels the same way. That's why he wants to be Hokage. He and Konohamaru are similar.

"You know, I don't think you have to become Hokage just to be known." I said. Konohamaru looked at me. I smiled. "Just go onto the largest stand and scream; I am Konohamaru of the Hidden Leaf!"

He looked at me strangely. "You are Konohamaru. Not honorable grandson. You just have to make people see that."

"To become Hokage, you're going to have to defeat me in battle!" Naruto declared. Well that escalated quickly.

I sighed. I feel so drained just from these two. "I found you!"

We turned and up in the tree behind us were the sun glasses guy. Well then. He gave Naruto an icy stare and it made me pissed within seconds. I stood in front of Naruto to block the stare. He just trained it on me.

I glared ferociously at him. He's one of them. Those who hate Naruto just because of a fox. He then started talking about Konohamaru needing to learn virtue, grace and all that. He said that he didn't even know one jutsu and he proved him wrong.

Konohamaru showed him his perfected Sexy Jutsu. And the jonin? Well he's a closet pervert. But then he started dissing the jutsu, claiming he's far above it. Man he's noisy. It's annoying.

He then tried to drag Konohamaru away. But Konohamaru was fighting it. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yelled.

Lots of Naruto's appeared around. I have a feeling . . . that I'm going to get pissed.

He thought Naruto was going to fight him but boy was he wrong. No, he didn't fight him instead . . . Lots of Naruto's performed the Sexy Jutsu. The man was overwhelmed and flew away.

I screamed. "No! Don't look!" Man it sucks being identical to Naruto! "Got you with my Harem Jutsu!"

"Naruto . . . quit using that jutsu!" I hit him hard on the head. "OW!"

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"Man, I couldn't even beat my snobby trainer. I want to be Hokage soon."

"You really think it's that easy? To become Hokage you have to be the greatest of all ninjas. You have to prove yourself so everyone believes in you."

I smiled and knelt in front of him. "Konohamaru, listen. Hokage's have to be . . . old. You're too young. You have to be at least thirty or else it's a no go."

He and Naruto fell. "What?! That's going to be forever!" He yelled. I chuckled and ruffled his hair. "So during that waiting period, train. Train to become the strongest Hokage. And when the time comes, show them whose boss."

He stared at me before grinning. "Alright! I'll train and become the greatest Hokage ever. Just you wait! Then you can be my wife the day I become Hokage."

He kissed my cheek and grinned cheekily. "What?! You can't marry my sister!"

Konohamaru stuck his tongue out before running away. "I'll see you later boss!" I smiled and stood. Naruto sighed and crossed his arms.

I glanced at him. "You know Naruto, I think you'll become the greatest Hokage there is." He grinned as well. "So you better practice and become a thousand times better than any ninja. Even me."

He smiled wide and threw me on his back. "Alright let's go! We get to be put on teams tomorrow and we have to in our top forms!" I laughed as he ran all the way home, me on his back.

Naruto . . . you will be the greatest ninja in history. That I know.