"Hey, you want to see it don't ya? I'd say it's time." I looked at my brother weirdly. Currently, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and I had just finished a mission and were heading home. And Naruto has a look on his face.

I'm concerned.

"For what?" Sasuke asked, skeptic of my brothers tone. "C'mon, you know what I'm talking about." He pulled out a flash light and shined it underneath his chin, making a weird face. "Kakashi-Sensei's . . . real face." He startled Sakura and she let out a scream before hitting him upside the head.

Sasuke turned his back to us. "Please, this is lame. You can count me out. We finished today's mission, I'm out of here."

Always the party pooper. "Yeah, you're totally right." Sakura agreed. Liar. "Oh c'mon Sasuke. You can't possibly say you're not in the least bit curious." I edged. But he kept on walking.

"What if he has lips, like a blimp." Sasuke froze mid-step. He swayed slightly. Naruto and I grinned. "Or buck teeth." I added. He stiffened, curiosity taking him. Naruto and I glanced at each other before grinning and high five-ing as Sasuke walked back over to us.

Victory!

~

We had gotten Kakashi to come with us and treat him to lunch at Ichiraku. "Well this is out of the ordinary. The four of you, treating me to lunch. I wouldn't be surprised if it snowed on me." Kakashi said as a bowl of ramen was placed in front of him.

"Your faith in us is flattering. Really." I said with an eye roll. He just chuckled at that. "Or maybe making the ramen explode. Or hitting me with a giant boxing glove. Something like that right?"

"Ghek." We said, afraid of being caught. "Well? C'mon you guys are up to something right?" We inched away a bit. "Wh-wh-what are you crazy?" Naruto said, scratching the back of his head.

"Kakashi-Sensei please, you just got out of the hospital. Uh, pl-please. Just go ahead and eat." The three of them faked smiles.

Even I wouldn't believe them. For one, their stuttering. Two; their body language. And third and most importantly . . . SASUKE'S SMILING! That's automatically suspicious. Even more so since he's obviously faking it.

They suck at lying. "Well alright then. I suppose I should dig in then." We watched him carefully. I mean we watched his every little move. From grabbing the chopsticks, tearing them apart, and grabbing the top of his mask.

Come on. Just a little more. "Boy, this looks good." He started to move it down a bit. We waited anxiously, eyes wide and trained on his movement.

Come on! Show us! He started to take it off when Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji got in the way of out view of Kakashi. "Hey Sasuke, what a coincident!" Ino cheered. The three of them were grinning.

"AH! Get out of the way Ino pig!" A fight broke out as Sakura and Ino grabbed each other roughly. Sasuke put Choji in a head lock and Naruto grabbed his arms. And I had Nara in a headlock.

"Ah, all done. That was tasty." We all paused. "So fast." My team and I said simultaneously. "Hm? Something wrong?" We put on fake smiles. Sakura laughed nervously.

"No. Of course not what makes you say that?" She asked. Naruto loosened his grip on Choji and pointed at the shop keeper and his daughter, who were blushing and looking at Kakashi adoringly.

Okay, now I'm curious.

The four of us left Kakashi and regrouped elsewhere to think of another plan. "So now what? We have to see his face so any ideas bro?" I asked. He grinned.

"Don't worry. We'll se it one way or another." He said, pulling out the flashlight and creepy face. Sakura hit him upside the head again. "She's asking how you stupid little troll!"

I turned to Sasuke. "Any idea?" He sighed and turned. "We'll just have to tail him around for the day. He'll take off the mask eventually." I nodded and we followed him, and began tailing our sensei.

He was walking around, a bag of groceries in his arms. He paused by a naughty book store. He dropped the bag and pressed against the glass window creepily.

"What in the world is Kakashi-Sensei doing?" Naruto asked curiously. "Ruining what little respect I have for him left." Sasuke and Sakura nodded in agreement. Kakashi-Sensei turned in our direction and we all ducked.

"He's onto us." Sasuke muttered. "Naruto you idiot. You blew our cover." Sakura hissed. I rolled my eyes as Naruto asked why it was him.

"Wait. My favorite book is going to be a movie?! I better order tickets in advance!" He ran off. We followed after him. He turned a corner and we followed, but he was gone.

Damn it. "He's gone!" Sakura said disappointedly. "He got away." Sasuke grumbled irritably. "Are you kidding? Where did he vanish off too?" Naruto asked. I shrugged, crossing my arms. "Maybe with Pervy Sage to peep on girls."

Suddenly I sensed him behind me. "Hey. What are you four doing?" I stiffened as the other three jumped in surprise. "You guys need me for something?" He asked. We shook our heads rapidly.

After that we separated and regrouped somewhere. "I guess tailing a Jonin like Kakashi isn't meant for us." I grumbled, leaning against the wooden fence. "Well if we know how to hide it should've been fine." Naruto grumbled.

"What about shadowing him? We can each do it solo so not to arise suspicion." I asked. Sasuke's lip twitched up slightly and he nodded. "Prefect."

So we put our third plan into action.

Naruto went first while the rest of us waited and had tea. Not long Naruto returned rubbing the back of his head. "He got away." Sakura and Sasuke scolded him. "Your turn Sakura."

She sighed and she and Naruto high fived, switching out. It began to rain so the shop keeper placed out an umbrella for us so we can continue drinking tea.

After a while Sakura came back, laughing nervously and scratching her cheek. We slumped our heads. "Sasuke." He nodded and went on.

The rain had stopped and we waited for Sasuke to report. He came back, not as soon as Naruto, but pretty soon. He his same poker face on. "So? How'd it go?" I asked.

He closed his eyes and turned his head. "I got tired of shadowing him." We slumped our heads again. "Well I guess it's my turn." Standing, I followed his scent.

I found him strolling around the crowded part of the village. Deciding to do it the natural way, I followed right behind him, just a few feet away. Acting like a regular person.

I'd make stops to buy things here and there and then returned to walking, his direction.

But suddenly his scent disappeared, and his hair changed color. I ran forward and grabbed her shoulder, turning her. "Grandma Tsunade?!" I shouted.

She grinned and gave me a victory sign. "Kakashi said that he'd give me a thousand to switch out with him. Left his chakra with me and I was to walk around for a while."

I fell to my hands and knees before standing fast. "DAMN YOU KAKASHI HATAKE!"

I flash stepped to my team. "He knew." I grumbled out. We fell to the ground, defeated. Okay. On to Phase four!

~

The next day we set of onto a mission. The mission itself is easy, but we'll be working to see his face!

"What's with you guys? You seem ready for anything." I smirked at him. "You bet we are!" Naruto and Sakura shouted.

With that, we began our walk to our destination.

We arrived to stay at the little stay in Inn nearby and sat down as the lady brought us our food. Wow. It looks good. Like a five star restaurant quality good.

We didn't start. We just watched Kakashi expectantly. "Hm? What's the matter with you guys? No one's picking up their chopsticks." Kakashi observed. Ah! I was too concerned with watching him I forgot to act casual.

"Oh it's nothing. Don't wait on us Kakashi-Sensei, go ahead and eat." Sakura encouraged. "Actually I'm kind of on a diet right now." You lying son of a- "Oh no my hand slipped, ah!" Naruto threw the tea kettle at him.

Yes! He'll have to take it off now.

I watched but Kakashi moved the whole table up to block it, making all the food hit the floor. "AH! What the hell?!" I demanded of him. He laughed nervously. "Sorry about that, my hand slipped."

We jumped up and glared at him. "What do you mean your hand slipped?!" We shouted in unison.

Kakashi left the room for a minute. "What's our next move?" I asked. "Don't worry about it, I think I have a plan." Sasuke said.

"What kind of plan?" Naruto and Sakura asked. He just smirked.

~

"Do you think it worked?" I asked Sakura. She sighed and shrugged. The boys had left to go to the males side of the spring baths. To catch his face there. But Sakura and I can't exactly enter it so casually. I mean I could, but the three of them yelled at me and here I am with Sakura, in the female section.

"Oh man. I wanted to see his face too." She grumbled. I nodded in agreement. "You want to peek?" I asked. She blushed furiously, but nodded.

We got out and pressed ourselves against the bamboo wall, looking through the little hole. However there's too much steam to see. "Tch. I guess we'll have to try again later." I grumbled.

~

The next morning was awful. We were too exhausted from all our failed plans. Even as we made it to the farm, I wasn't ready to let go. I'm going to see his damn face even if it kills me!

"I don't know about you, but I'm about to die." I grumbled. The three of them nodded. "Alright! Desperate times call for desperate measures!" Naruto shouted. I turned to him expectantly.

He grinned and pulled out three ninja suits. I sweat dropped. "Where did you get those?" I asked. He stopped a moment as he forced Sakura and Sasuke to put them on. "At the springs."

Wait a minute, the springs? Now that I think about it, Kakashi didn't want to eat the food. He even purposefully tossed it all to the floor.

I thought it was to spite us . . . but maybe. Clearing my mind, I focused on the area around me. Three chakra presence were nearby. But they're not threateningly strong. "Okay Miyu, you hide and we'll force his mask off!" Naruto said.

Sighing, I shook my head and decided to hid behind a cow. I watched as the scene unfolded. Naruto tried to threaten Kakashi, Kakashi whooped them and tied them together, and the three ninja I sensed appeared before them.

And they are stupid.

My temple throbbed and I stormed over. "Oh for the love of!" I hit the three ninja unconscious and stomped towards Kakashi. "What is it? What's wrong Miyu?" He asked, stepping back.

I clenched my fist, channeling chakra. "If I can't see your face . . . THEN I'LL JUST MAKE IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!"

I lunged at my sensei, breaking everything in sight. Frustration and anger clouded my judgment as I run amuck around the farm, destroying everything in sight. 

"AH! Miyu snapped!"