"What?! No way! How come we get stuck tagging along with you while you do research for another one of your pervy books?" Naruto demanded as we walked out of Ichiraku with Jiraiya.

"Look kid, I can assure you, this isn't just another research trip. There's a woman I have to find, a very remarkable woman." The white haired man said.

I sighed and sweat dropped. "Just walking around you makes me feel like I've betrayed women everywhere." I grumbled. Man and I had a date tonight. Sighing, I rubbed my head.

What to do what to do? Naruto voiced his dislike of it. " Well count me out old man! I don't have time to help you find a girlfriend. I've got to get busy with my training!" Naruto declared.

Jiraiya looked at him strangely. "What training?" He asked. Naruto placed his arm around my shoulder. "Since Kakashi-Sensei won't teach me something new like that Chidori, Miyu is going to teach me Twin Dragon Jutsu!"

Jiraiya glanced at me, his eyes flashing to me neck. "I though you knew a lot of jutsu's." He spoke. I rolled my eyes. "You and I both know that those jutsu's aren't my own. Since Kakashi-Sensei took care of it, I don't have as much. I was going to try something new as well." I admitted.

Honestly Sasuke said he'd teach me Chidori, but he himself hasn't mastered it.

A sly smile made its way onto Pervy Sage's face. "I see. You'd just be wasting your time. Chidori isn't your style." I sweat dropped. Chidori is a jutsu Kakashi-Sensei made up. It'd be amazing to know it! I know a couple Lightning Style, but not that.

Unlike the other jutsu's I got from files and research, the only way for me to learn it is from Kakashi himself. But he plays favorites with Sasuke constantly and the broody boy himself hasn't even completely mastered it!

"And besides that kid, the woman we're looking for is really beautiful. I mean gorgeous." My temple throbbed. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't swing that way. And Naruto has a thing for Sakura.

"Like I care. Look Pervy Sage, who do you think you're talking to? I'm not some dumb kid you can fool with lame excuses. I'm not going!" He said determinately.

I nodded in agreement. Jiraiya sighed and walked ahead. "Okay find kid, suit yourself. And I could have taught you a jutsu that makes Chidori look like kid stuff."

I fell a bit. I see what he's doing. "Maybe I'll see if Sasuke wants to come." This man knows how to work Naruto. I'm impressed.

Naruto ran in front of him, fists up excitedly. "Right! When do we leave?!" He turned to run to our house when I shot my hand out and grabbed his jacket, stopping him.

"I'm not that easy to sway. What do I get?" I asked. Jiraiya sweat dropped. "Well what do you want?" He asked.

I smirked mischievously. "11,726 yen." He fell before standing. "Can we cut that in half?" He asked hopefully.

I deadpanned. "I am willing to cancel my training regimen, my training session for my friends, and a date to go with a perverted old man who's only going to get us into trouble and I'm doing all of this for a low price."

Naruto sweat dropped from next to me as Jiraiya paled. "I like money and that is the only way you'll get me to go."

A cloud of gloom surrounded Pervy Sage as he dug into his wallet and handed me his money. Grinning, I plucked it up and placed it in my own wallet. "Come on Naruto, let's not keep Jiraiya waiting." I said, turning, heading for home.

"She's worse then Tsunade." I heard him grumble. I ignored it and continued. "You sure know how to get money." Naruto spoke from next to me. I chuckled. "Now, now big bro, money is life."

He sweat dropped again.

As soon as we got home we started packing. A few clothes, some weapons and scrolls, emergency water pouch and food rations, and there we go.

Slinging the bag around my shoulders, I went out into the living room. "Hurry up! You better not be packing that junk food you hide in the ceiling tile!" I shouted.

I heard crashing. "How'd you know about that?!" He screamed. I scoffed. Idiot. I think I know my own brother.

Sighing I took a step when my sandal strap broke off. Eh? That's a sign of bad luck . . . Shaking off the worry, I quickly changed shoes. "Naruto! Hurry up!" I shouted.

After more crashing sounds were heard he ran out. My eye twitched in annoyance. "What the hell?!" I shouted. His bag was overstuffed!

He laughed. "C'mon Miyu! Let's go!" He made a mad dash out. I rolled my eyes and ran out. Half way there I stopped. "Oh wait!" I stopped suddenly and quickly got out a piece of pen and paper.

Sasuke,

Something came up and I'm going to have to postpone tonight. I'm not sure when I'll be back, but it shouldn't be too long. Sorry about this, but Jiraiya said he wanted both of us to come with him. Stay safe.

Miyu

After writing that down, I created a clone. Handing her the paper, I nodded. "Make sure he gets it." She nodded, smirking. "Don't worry boss." With that she disappeared.

With that being done, I ran after Naruto.

We met with Pervy Sage at the Village Gates. "Let's move out!" Naruto shouted. Jiraiya sweat dropped. "You let him leave the house with that much?" I sighed, pinching the bridge of my nose.

"He ran off and I had to write a letter to let someone know I'd be gone." I grumbled, embarrassed by my brother.

He looked back at Naruto. "You do realize we're not going on a trip around the world right?" Naruto ignore him and struggled to move with the giant bag.

I hit my brother upside the head. "Go back!"