"Hey you. With the attitude. Hold on."

"Sasuke, Lee wants you. Ow! What was that for?!" I rubbed my forehead where Sasuke flicked me. What? He's the only one with attitude.

He rolled his eyes at me and faced Lee. Sakura freaked. Probably thinking he's obsessed with her. Now she knows how it feels. I snickered. Haha. Genius. Good job Lee! "What do you want?" Sasuke asked boredly.

Lee didn't even seem bothered by his attitude. "I want to fight. Right here and right now." I sweat dropped. Between Naruto and Sasuke's inflated egos in fighting, I can't really handle any more macho dudes trying to one up each other.

"You want to fight me right here and now huh?" I groaned and tugged on his arm. "Come on Sasuke we don't have time for this. Let's just go."

He looked at me with conflict in his eyes and sighed. I smiled knowing I had won. Well until Lee kept on talking. "My name is Rock Lee. You said it was common courtesy for a challenger to give his name first right? Sasuke Uchiha."

So they knew his name but wanted him to tell them himself. "I challenge you. Everyone is always talking about the Uchiha clan and how great they are. I want to see if it is true. I figured you'd be a good test for me. And also . . ."

He turned towards me and Sakura. We jumped up and my eye twitched. It was a bit fearful.

He had a blush on his cheeks as he continued to stare at us. "Oh Miyu, Sakura. I love you!" Sakura screamed and shook her head madly.

Oh boy. "AH! Those eyebrows can't be real! No! Your hairstyle is horrible too! And those Eyebrows are so bushy! You're such a weirdo!" She shouted.

I elbowed her. "Sakura that's rude. He's just . . . different. I'm sure to some girls it's charming." I didn't want to make fun of the poor guy. Actually his honesty was refreshing. He winked at us and little hearts flew at us.

My eyes widened and Sakura screamed. We both moved aside and avoided it. "That was a good move. Let's see how you dodge this." He sent a barrage of hearts at us.

Sakura was moving like mad. I was about to get hit with one when Sasuke punched it away and pushed me behind him as he deflected oncoming hearts.

Sasuke glared at Lee. "You've heard of the Uchiha clan yet you're challenging me? You must be even more psycho then you look. If that's possible. You want to know more about my clan? Then I'll teach you. The hard way."

I groaned. Again with the macho man stuff? This is getting old.  "Bring it on." He stood straight, put one arm behind his back, and the other up, palm facing him.

Wait a second I know that style of fighting. I didn't know anyone in the Leaf Village knew that style of fighting. "Hold it!"

Oh god no! Naruto please don't do what I think you're going to do. "I get him first. This weirdo is mine." I sighed. That's exactly what I thought. "What it will take me two minutes to have this guy begging for mercy."

Sure Naruto, sure.

He ran at Lee. I was about to run after him when Sasuke grabbed my hand and stopped me. Lee only did two things and had Naruto hitting a wall.

Whoa. That was cool. He's better then he looks. "Just accept it. You cannot beat me, your skills are inferior." Well he's not wrong.

But he's as big as a boaster as Sasuke. And of course he accepted it. "Come on Sasuke we have to register at three. We don't have time for your big man to man fight."

"Relax. This will all be over in five seconds." He then ran at Lee. "Wait Sasuke he's not-" Too late. Lee disappeared and reappeared above him. He's fast! "Leaf Hurricane!" He went to kick Sasuke's head but he ducked.

Lee then quickly went to kick Sasuke again from a lower angle. He's really fast. He managed to kick Sasuke's face.

Sasuke landed a few feet away. Did he just defeat Sasuke? He had his guard up and Lee just broke right through it!

I ran to Sasuke's side. "Sasuke stop it. He's far advanced in taijutsu! His taijutsu moves are superior to yours."

Sasuke looked surprised when I mentioned taijutsu. "As expected of you Miyu! Yes, I practice more in taijutsu."

Sasuke just stood and smirked. "I've been waiting to try this out." Sasuke said. Is he going to use what I think he is? He looked up. Sure enough it's the Sharingan.

For a while I've been helping him out training with it. I just didn't expect him to use it so soon.

"Sasuke did you not hear a thing I said? He hasn't used a single jutsu or genjutsu! Its taijutsu and you haven't been able to master that with the Sharingan yet."

He ignored me and continued his face off with Lee. UHG! I'm so sick of this macho man stuff! It's pissing me off!

He ran at Lee again. While Sakura was looking excited about Sasuke I examined Lee. I don't think Sasuke's going to win. Lee is well trained and has high endurance. If this was a real match then Sasuke would lose.

Lee kicked him under his chin and Sasuke flew up again. And their hand to hand combat fights. Lee is far more advanced.

He's beating Sasuke with ease. He's just using straight martial arts. Nothing more. Sasuke's Sharingan can't keep up.

And even though he could even read Lee's attacks he can't do anything. His mind and eyes may be fast but his body can't keep up with Lee.

He has no chance. Lee trains much more than Sasuke. He kicked Sasuke in the air and appeared behind him midair. No way. That's Dancing Leaf shadow!

How can a genin pull it off? Alright, I've seen enough. I flash stepped next to them, surprising both, grabbed Sasuke and flashed next to Sakura.

"Okay, okay we get it. You're both very powerful and very skilled. Now can we just go register? Please?" I looked at Sasuke, then Lee pleadingly.

Lee got caught up in it. Sasuke looked conflicted. Pinwheels caught Lee's bandages. What the. A red turtle appeared and it was talking.

A red turtle is talking.

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Okay then. This isn't totally weird. Not. Lee jumped in front of the turtle. "You-you were watching us the whole time?"

"Of course. That last technique is forbidden and you know that." He's talking to the turtle. And it's talking back. Oh my god he's crazy? Or am I crazy? Something is crazy!

Oh god he's apologizing to the turtle! He's afraid of the turtle. Oh god. "I was right. It totally is his sensei! Hey, you guys! That weird thing he's talking to is a turtle. Right?"

"Yes Naruto. Good job." I ruffled his hair and he swatted it away. "Okay then maybe that means turtles can be sensei's too."

Okay . . . I think the world might be crazy. Sakura started yelling at Naruto and I looked back at the scene between Lee and the turtle.

Something poofed above it and an older version of Lee appeared in a . . . pose? "Hey what's shaking everybody?"

AHG! He's so weird! Naruto was insulting his eyebrows and Lee got an irk mark and turned around. "Hey! Do not insult Guy sensei! He's one of the greatest men in the entire world!"

"Well excuse me for not noticing his greatness! I was too busy watching him crawl out from underneath the turtle!" Naruto shouted back.

"He did not crawl out!"

"Give it a rest Lee." Guy said. Oh I'm exhausted now. Guy punched Lee a punishment and apologized and started crying.

For some odd reason it was like there was a sunset behind us and both were crying, calling each other's names before hugging.

I'm not sure what to make of this. I fell back and Sasuke caught me. My eyes were swirling. Oh boy, I've got a headache now.

I blocked out everything going on around me. But I figured I should listen. "Do I know him? Some people say he and I are rivals for all eternity." No, no I shouldn't.

So then they left and it gave us our chance to leave. And then Lee told Sasuke about how the Hyuga is even better than Lee.

Sasuke looked pissed. So I grabbed his hand and he quickly held it tightly. I smiled at him. "Don't worry Sasuke. I'm sure you can beat him."

He smiled at me and then looked forward. "Hey why are you two holding hands?!" Sakura and Naruto yelled.

I looked at them, then back at Sasuke. "Because we are?" I asked. Sasuke smirked and turned, still having a hold of my hand. "This just got exciting. Let's go; Miyu, Sakura, Naruto." I smiled and walked by him and put my fist in the air. "Yeah!"

I laughed as we walked upstairs and towards the exam room. Let's do this.