Hawaki: Hello everybody! Yes, it's not a chapter. And we're sorry about that.

Haru: We are here to tell you not to lose faith! Dragongi49 has a plan for this series and has already finished it! . . . in her head at least.

Hawaki: She just needs to work on putting it on paper! Or in this case, computer. She's just been a little busy.

Miyu: She's been lazy.

Haru: Miyu!

Hawaki: Crazy Girl!

Miyu: What? It's true! It's not like she hasn't had the opportunity.

Hawaki: You really are cold, even to your own creator.

Miyu: I'm just honest.

Haru: You're so cruel. Even though she thinks about you constantly and is always thinking about how to better your story. Yet you treat her like this. Some OC you are. She gave us life!

Miyu: Ah shut it Haru. She's the one who's been-'Oh, woe is me!', 'Oh, writer's block','Oh work is literally making me question my judgment on setting it on fire'. She's like a broken record.

Hawaki: Wait. Really? She wants to set her job on fire?

Haru: *Laughs nervously* She hasn't set anything on fire. Well . . . building wise.

Miyu: *Snorts*

Haru: *Shoots her warning glare* Anyhow, full time customer service can be very stressful. That and regular depression mixed with seasonal? That really kicked her butt. So let's not be too hard on her. She's doing her best.

Miyu: Her job is waiting on people and bartending. Ours is to kill our enemies. Whose job is more stressful?

Hawaki: You do not go easy on anyone do you?

Haru: *Sighs* She used to be such a good girl. Sweet, innocent. It's teenage rebellion I tell you.

Hawaki: I find that hard to believe

Miyu: *Hits both of them* Whatever. She wants to write the story so she should do it. Her ideas aren't bad and she has hundreds, thousands of readers waiting for her! They add her stories to the libraries and favorites each chapter. They show plenty of support when she got her computer broken or even in her last depressional slump. Yet she's making them all wait!

Haru: Well she's only one of five waitresses at her job. And the others aren't really reliable. They either call in or just don't show up. She has to pick up a lot of shifts. Last week she worked everyday and did some open to close doubles because they only had her.

Miyu: This is your problem. You baby her. I've crossed from the Land of Wind to the Land of Lightning in only five days while fighting off enemy forces.

Haru: *Pinching the bridge of his nose* You are a ninja in an anime. She's an ordinary girl. You cannot compare her to you.

Hawaki: Besides, even some ninja can't even do that. Are you even human?

Haru: We're getting off topic! We're supposed to bring the readers hope! Excitement! We are trying to get them not to give up because this story is going to be her greatest yet! Fanfcition or not, she's putting her all into it.

Miyu: *Throws hands up in the air* Fine. You guys do it. I don't know why I'm here.

Haru: Because Sasuke is too busy getting his team, and dudes kinda gloomy so he aint gonna help the mood at all.

Hawaki: As for your friends, they still think you brutally betrayed their trust and are turning their backs to you being hunted down by literally every Hidden Village. Maybe if you were nicer to Dragongi49 she'd give you a break. *Smirks cockily*

Miyu: Ugh. Like that'd happen she's a sadist! She likes it when other people suffer, even her own creations.

Haru: Are you the pot or the kettle?

Miyu: *Hits Haru*

Haru: OW! Jesus alright already! Ahem. Anyway you lovely readers out there please have no fear. We have conveyed your feelings and desires to our dearest creator and her heart was moved by your comments and posts on her message board. More than anything she wants to create stories that bring you joy and happiness! You're reactions and feedback means the world to her because she may write for herself, but she also writes for all of you.

Hawaki: She may not be my creator, but mine did lend me to her and she's using me to the best of her abilities and has even made me an official part of her main cast. And from the time I've been in her care I've learned how much she holds all of you in high regards. She's not giving up and she's making herself sit down in front of her computer to work, work, work.

Miyu: *Mumbles* Yet this isn't a chapter.

Haru: She's not gonna half ass the chapters Miyu. She wants to evolve her books and rushing to write a chapter is only going to get mediocre results. And she doesn't want that. Not for herself and especially not for the readers.

Hawaki: Besides, you're only salty she has writers block for you.

Miyu: Hey! She's neglected a couple of her other stories!

Haru: Don't you think it's because she especially cherishes them so she doesn't want to rush the chapters? C'mon. Everyone in those stories knows that you're her favorite. Her most thought out character. You're the only one she has planned out an ending for. The others go a bit but she hasn't thought it through. Yet she's always thinking about you.

Miyu: *Turns to hide her blush* Whatever. Wrap this shitshow up already we are in the middle of a battle with a crazy ass Rock Nin.

Hawaki: Well we kind of covered the main points. She's not done, don't give up hope, she appreciates you, that's all of them, right Poochi?

Haru: I guess you're right. Well let's give them all a little something.

Hawaki: Hey, no spoilers!

Haru: Don't worry, don't worry. To give you all a little treat I'll let you all in on a little secret. Hawaki was supposed to be similar to Sasuke by his creator, but thanks to mine an Miyu's, he accidentally turned into something along the lines of Sasuke and Naruto's love child.

Hawaki: Hey!

Haru: Also; Miyuna's harsh and savage self was adopted by our short tempered and slightly pyromaniac creator.

Miyu: Hey! Well Haru got in a heated makeout session with this girl at a bar once,

Haru: No, don't! You promised!

Miyu: *Smirks evilly* Turns out she was a he.

Hawaki: *Sputters* Are you serious?! Really Poochi?!

Haru: Well, Miyu has a crush on Shikamaru Nara! (Told him while on truth serum they were testing at the base)

Miyu: *Gasps* You swore you'd never tell anyone!

Hawaki: Wait, wait. Aren't you dating Sasuke?

Miyu: Yes! Okay, I love Sasuke! I just had this confusing feeling for Nara but I do not like him like I love Sasuke! This is why I didn't say anything! People will get the wrong idea! Little crushes like that are normal and meaningless. Haru has a crush on me! (Also the truth serum) Yet he's still obsessed with Karin! God knows why.

Haru: Hey, Karin is the cutest and purest tsundere I know! You watch your mouth! Also you said you wouldn't talk about that!

Miyu: Back at you, you little shit!

*The two are at an intense glare off, prepared to lunge at one another's throat*

Hawaki: Well I guess we'll cut it off there. Anyway, since these secrets weren't really important I'll give you all one that pertains to the story. Watch for Kaname. We'll see you in the next chapter where you get to watch us in action! Well . . . read I guess. Regardless, be prepared for pure ninja badassness! See you soon!