So, it's three in the morning and Kitty is on a corporate expedition in the jungle, with a bitch named Karen, and Jason, who fucks canoes. If you haven't guessed yet, Kitty has been talking in her sleep and this is what has been said and what I have inferred.

She asked me if I had been to Costa Rica? She asked me if I had been to Nicaragua and I answered yes. And she called me a liar because she doesn't have tan lines and I went out for coffee. Karen is also a crazy bitch because she keeps trying to kill everyone in the expedition because she keeps trying to get Kitty to let go of a rope. That rope is the string to my pants and it hurts, if I'm being completely honest.

I tickle her to let go and Karen has become a pariah, as Kitty has condemned her to death.

" Fuck, Karen! You're going to kill us all! What is wrong with you? Fuck you, Karen!"

But to save Karen, a bear has arrived in the scene and to assert her dominance, Kitty has bit the beast on its forehead.

Then Kitty switched careers and became lady of the law. She asked me for my I.D. which I  did not have on me at the time, however, while I searched for one, she screamed "I am the law! I am the law!"

Then I finally got her to be somewhat awake and there was a flash of lightning and she said " did you see that light of strike?"

Kitty needs to sleep in another room and needs more sleep and Karen needs to back up.