Conversations in the car with Kitty are just
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Different

Kitty: If Selena Gomez can get a record deal, I should have no problem getting one.

Me: Oh shit

Kitty: It's true. Anyone can sing softly and sound good.

Me: Does this mean that I can be the next Selena Gomez? I want to look like I'm ten years old for the rest of my life.

Kitty: I hope not. I'm already older than you, I don't want to look like a pedophile.

Me: You cradle robber.

Kitty: Aaand you're single.

I guess I'm available.

#ThanksSelenaGomez