Know Your Vocaloid...Know Your Vocaloid...Know Your Vocaloid...Know Your Vocaloid

Voice: Kaito...he's lactose intolerant 

Audience: (laughs)

Kaito: No I'm not. I'm not allergic to anything. Also, have you even listened to my song, "An Answer to Hatsune Miku"? 

Voice: You mean that cringy song you sang about your relationship with Miku?

Kaito: Woah hold on. Miku and I are not in a relationship. Also, how dare you insult my song and I'm not lactose intolerant!

Voice: Then what's this?

(shows a crudely drawn animation of Kaito eating an ice cream and getting sick)

Audience: (laughs)

Kaito: That didn't actually happen. That was just a lousy homemade animation. It wasn't even that convincing. 

Voice: Not that convincing. Come on, it was real. It's almost like a professional did this which is not what happened.

Kaito: That "professional" should seriously go to art school if their drawings and animation quality is THAT bad. 

Voice: Kaito...he wears a wig (thanks MikuLuigi07 for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Kaito: Liar! My hair is 100% real! 

Voice: What kind of person has blue hair? It's not even possible.

Kaito: This is anime! Anything could happen. Well I mean, Vocaloid is anime style but it's not an anime. Well, you know what I mean.

Voice: Kaito...he and Meiko secretly had kids together (thanks MikuLuigi07 for requesting this)

Audience: (gasps)

Kaito: That is one of most ridiculous lies I have ever heard. I am not married or in relationship with anyone and I do not have kids.

Voice: Then what's this?

(a picture of Kaito Meiko, a boy with brown hair and blue eyes, and a girl with blue hair and brown eyes appear)

Kaito: That's Photoshop! It's not real! I'm a virgin! Meiko and I never had kids together!

Voice: Now you know...Kaito, the lactose intolerant, wig wearing father of his and Meiko's kids 

Kaito: No they don't! 

Voice: Yes they do.

Kaito: What is matter with you?! You just stated dishonest pieces of info about me. I am not happy with this! Can we have a retake? Hello? Anyone there?