warning: contains sexual content and profanity

Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols... 

Audience: (cheers)

Announcer: This is "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Give it up for your host, the Voice!

Audience: (cheers)

Voice: Thanks everyone and welcome back to "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition"! Now then, today, we are gonna have a round 2 crossover with Ms. Nico Yazawa, Ms. Kyouko Toshino, and Ms. Serena! Let's bring em' out and put our hands together!

Audience: (cheers)

(Nico, Kyouko, and Serena all enter the stage looking annoyed)

Nico: I gotta bad feeling about this.

Serena: Not again.

Kyouko: This is not gonna end well.

Voice: Don't be such spoiled sports. It's not what I want, it's what the people want. My public!

Audience: (cheers)

Voice: Kyouko Toshino and Serena...they once met each other and ditched Yui, Chinatsu, Akarin, Ash, Bonnie, and Clemont. (thanks -aquafrogadieramour for requesting this)

Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kyouko and Serena: Nuh uh!

Serena: What are you talking about? I never met her until the last segment. Nor that I would ditch my friends.

Kyouko: I never met this chick before until the last segment, like she said.

Voice: Explain this then.

(pictures of Kyouko and Serena doing various things like taking selfies, going to the beach, and going out for parfaits appear)

Ash: Serena?

Clemont: Is this even real?

Bonnie: Traitor!

Clemont: Bonnie, we don't even know if this is true or not. It could be just a rumor.

Yui, Chinatsu, and Akarin: Traitor!

Kyouko and Serena: This is fake!

Voice: Nico Yazawa...was almost forced to cheat on Maki but she killed him. (thanks 

Audience: (gasps)

Mari and Nozomi: DRAMA!

Nico: Finally, you something right for a change.

Audience: (gasps)

Nico: Play the clip while you're at it.

Voice: Um, okay?

(a video of a suspicious looking person and Nico plays)

Man:  Don't date that mean, tomato loving red head. Date someone like me.

(the man then kabedon Nico and was about t kiss her but Nico then kicked the guy between the legs)

(the man fall on to the ground and Nico continues beating him up to death)

(video ends)

Audience: (eyes widen and jaws drop)

Maki: (blushes madly, eyes wide, jaw dropped)

Nico: You really think I would dump Maki for that loser?

Nozomi: Looks like Nicochi has leveled up. She's openly showing her love to Makichi.

Nico: Wait, did I just...(blushes madly and slumps down in her seat)

Voice: Nico Yazawa, Kyouko Toshino, and Serena...they formed their very own idol group together called "Hearts Melody". (thanks -aquafrogadieramour for requesting this)

Audience: WOOOOOOOOOWW!

All of Muse: Traitor!

Yuru Yuri cast: You're in an idol group?!

Pokemon cast: Serena is an idol?!

Nico: Wrong fact!

Kyouko: Nuh uh!

Serena: I'm not in an idol group. I don't even know how to sing and dance.

Voice: Liars, I seen you guys perform. You have beautiful singing voices and great dance moves.

Nico: Why thank you, I'm glad someone reconizes my talents.

Maki: (rolls her eyes)

Nico: I saw that Maki! Also, I'm not in any other group other than Muse.

Kyouko: I'm not even in one at all.

Serena: Same. You have have no proof.

Voice: Oh I got proof alright.

(a video of Serena, Kyouko, and Nico wearing idol dresses while singing and dancing appears on screen)

Audience: (cheers and gets out glow sticks)

Random person: This is catchy, I gotta download that!

Nico, Serena, and Kyouko: THIS IS ALL A LIE!

Voice: Nico Yazawa, Kyouko Toshino, and Serena...they are in Hanamaru's Pretty Cure team. (thanks -aquafrogadieramour for requesting this)

Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hanamaru: I am not a Pretty Cure -zura!

Nico/Serena/Kyouko: WE ARE NOT PRETTY CURE!

Voice: Then what is this?

(a fake Pretty Cure anime opening of Hanamaru, Kotori, Nico, Serena, and Kyouko plays)

Nico: I actually look good in that outfit.

Serena: The designs are really cute.

Kyouko: I look so cool!

Nico: Nico nico nii looks amazing, but still this is fake! 

Kotori: Even though that was cute, it is still fake.

Voice: Nico Yazawa, Kyouko Toshino, and Serena...they learned all about sex when they were 5. (thanks aquafrogadieramour for requesting this)

Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Umi: SHAMELESS! (faints)

Kotori: (catches and fans Umi) UMI! (pours water on Umi)

Umi: (wakes up) Thank you Kotori.

(Dia covers Ruby's ears)

Mari: They get to know about it when they were 5 but Ruby STILL can't learn those sorts of things yet even though she's already 16?

Dia: I mean, well...you know...

Nico/Serena/Kyouko: NO!

Serena: That's disgusting! 

Kyouko: You're 10 so of coarse you think it's disgusting. I'm in middle school so I don't have a problem. Still, I never learned about those stuff until I got to middle school.

Nico: THAT DAMN VOICE! THAT IS A BIG LIE! STOP THIS! YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED!

Voice: For what?

Nico: Oh I don't know, how about for defamation. 

Dia: Child/teen pornography. 

Eli: Frame-up. 

Kanan: False advertisement. 

Umi: Sexual harassment. 

Leah: Trespassing. 

Maki: Abuse.

Sarah: Sexual content.

Voice: Oh I get nagged that I should be arrested but Nozomi and Mari get to touch people's breasts and not have to be nagged about getting arrested for grope and sexual harassment? Pfft, whatever. Anyways, now you know more about...the three girls who are in an idol group and Pretty Cure group who learned about sex when they were 5, Nico Yazawa, the girl who was almost forced to cheat on Maki, Kyouko, the girl who ditched her friends for Serena, and Serena, the girl who ditched her friends for Kyouko.

Audience: (cheers)

Nico, Serena, Kyouko: NO THEY DON'T!

Voice: Yes they do, also, for next chapter, we will be having You Watanabe. Until next chapter, see ya later.

Audience: (cheers)

Serena: You can't just stop there!

Kyouko: Wait, don't go!

Nico: GET BACK HERE!