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Audience: (cheers)

Announcer: Welcome audience and readers to another chapter of...

Audience: Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition!

Announcer: That's right beautiful people! Now, allow me to bring you guys your host, The Voice!

Audience: (cheers)

Voice: Thanks everyone! Welcome back to yet again, a new chapter of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition"! Today's guest is the composer of Aqours who is a scardycat of dogs, give it up for Ms. Riko Sakurauchi!

Audience: (cheers)

(Riko enters the stage waving at the audience and sits down in a chair)

Riko: Hello everyone. Thank you for having me on the show. Wait, where is that voice coming from? 

Voice: Riko Sakurauchi...can't actually play the piano, she just plays random keys. (thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this)

Audience: (half the audience gasps and the other half laughs)

Riko: Um excuse but are you sure you got the right Riko or script? Because, I do know how to play the piano. I have been playing since a very young age...

(Riko spent the next 3 hours telling a long, boring story about how she learned how to play the piano. Everyone in the audience, including Muse, Aqours, A-Rise, and Saint Snow were groaning over how board they were listening to Riko's lengthy story)

Umi: Now I know how Honoka feels during school.

Rin: Nyan! This is SO BORING!

Leah: Talk about a major snooze fest. 

Nico: Someone please knock me out. 

Yoshiko: If I here one more word of this, I'm gonna send the entire underworld out to attack her!

Mari: I'm so board and sleepy I just wanna bang my head against the wall!

Hanamaru: Normally, I'm fascinated by stories but this one, I can't handle -zura. (yawns)

1 hour later:

Kotori: (yawns) I should of brought my pillow with me. Maybe I'll use Umi instead. (falls asleep on Umi's shoulder)

Umi: (blushes like a tomato) EH?! 

Chika: I can't believe I'm saying this but school is a lot more fun than listening to this. (yawns and falls asleep on Dia causing her to blush but then she fell asleep on Sarah and then she falls asleep leaning on Dia)

(You then falls asleep as well)

(Rin and Hayano then fall asleep leaning on each other. Maki and Nico falls asleep on each other. Followed by Nozomi and Eli, Ruby and Leah, Yoshiko and Hanamaru, Kanan and Mari, and then Erena and Anju)

(Honoka then falls asleep leaning on Tsubasa's shoulder. Tsubasa then blushes bright red all over her face. 

Umi: Sleeping on top of each other is shameless! (Umi then got a bucket of water and splashed it all over everyone who was asleep. Everyone spat out the water while coughing. All the pairs then realized what happened and blushed and looked away from each other shyly, except for Mari and Nozomi who smirked at Eli)

Nozomi: My, aren't you bold Elichi, my blonde firecracker. 

Eli: N-Nozomi!

Mari: I see you wanna rush things. Don't get too wolfish now. 

Kanan: (blushes and looks away) I'll sue you.

(Kotori got up realizing she was leaning on Umi. She then blushed and looked the other way. Umi also blushed darker and looked away)

Tsubasa: (spits out water and coughs) Umi! Was that necessary?! (in her head: Damn it Umi! You just had to ruin it for me!)

Nozomi: Umi, did you really have to kill the TsubaHonk moment?

Tsubasa: Tsuba what?!

(Erena and Anju smirked at Tsubasa)

Tsubasa: Oh your the one to talk. I managed to get some pictures. (shows the photo of Erena and Anju leaning on each other sleeping. She also showed a picture of Eli and Nozomi sleeping on each other)

(Erena and Anju along with Eli and Nozomi blushes)

Umi: Everyone fell asleep and this is some of the best ways to wake you guys up.

(Honoka, Chika, and Rin are still asleep)

Hanamaru: They're still asleep -zura?

Nico: Let's try this. (she then gets out a megaphone and starts screaming) Rise and shine! Get the hell up!

(Honoka, Chika, and Rin shot out of their seats)

Honoka: Breadman where did you go?!

Rin: Who took my cat blankie nya?!

Chika: Mikans!

Muse, A-Rise, Saint Snow, and Aqours: (face palmed)

Nico: (sighs) About time those three clowns got up.

Riko: ...And that's how-

Voice: Enough with the snooze fest story woman! You've been yapping for 4 hours now! I heard documentaries and politics more entertaining than this! We get the picture, but that still doesn't prove that I was wrong!

Riko: How rude! Who is this person? Hello?

Voice: Anyways on with the show before it gets any later and the views and ratings start dropping. Riko Sakurauchi...she and Maki are cousins (thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this)

Audience: (they get really fascinated)

Dia and Chika: (their eyes get all sparkly) Riko is related to a Maki?! 

Dia: Why didn't you tell us?!

Chika: Then we would of got to meet them sooner.

Dia: That also probably explained why she used to go to her old school.

Maki: You people are so stupid to believe this garbage! She and I are not related!

Riko: Yeah, Maki and I are not related. We haven't even seen each other in any of my family reunions I've attended. 

Maki: Same.

Voice: I found the family tree. 

(a giant screen with a fake family tree chart appears)

Maki: Mrs. Sakurauchi is not my aunt nor my daddy's sister. My daddy doesn't even have a sister!

Riko: This is obliviously fake! My mother doesn't even have a brother! Who is this person? Where do you even get your information from?! Hello?

Voice: 'Riko Sakurauchi...has a crush on both Kanan and You (thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this)

Audience: (most of the audience gasp while some of them whistled, oooooed, and whewed)

Riko: (blushes madly)

Mari: I'm so gonna kill that bella! (squeezes her fountain drink cup and popcorn bag making them crumble and spill soda and popcorn)

(Kanan and You's jaws dropped. They then looked at each other and began bursting out into laughter)

Kanan: Ha ha ha! Nice joke!

You: Riko in love with me?! Oh yeah right (continues laughing)

Riko: (turns pale. Tears then streamed down her face like waterfalls and you could hear glass break which is the sound of her heartbreaking)

Voice: Ha! Rejected! R! to the E! To the J-E-C-T! Rejected! Rejected! Reeeejected! Whoooo! 

You: (in her mind: Oh! Oh sh*t! Why did I just laugh?! I'm losing my chances with her! )

Riko: Who do you think you are?! Hello?!

Voice: Riko Sakurauchi...has a collection of R-18 yaoi and yuri doujins! (thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this)

Audience: (Laughs and OOOOOOOOOs)

Riko: (blushes) Y-yaoi? Yuri? D-douuujins?! Uh uh, I don't collect yaoi, yuri, or doujins! What kind of sicko are you? Also, I'm not even old enough to read that stuff yet!

Voice: Then explain these stories I found on your wattpad account, along with these manga books my crew found in your room.

Riko: You made total strangers go through my room, and you also hacked to my Wattpad account?! This is an invasion of privacy! 

(a bunch of the backstage crew brought out a bunch of boxes. They emptied them revealing hundreds of Love Live doujin R-18 yuri and yaoi manga books. A giant screen also appears revealing Riko's wattpad account revealing a bunch of rated R NozoEli, Kotoumi,  RinPana, TsubaHono, EreAn, NicoMaki, RubyLeah, KanaMari, YouRiko, YohaMaru, and ChikaDia stories)

(all the members of Muse, A Rise, Saint Snow, and Aqours starts blushing red as Maki and Ruby's hair. The rest of the audience starts standing from their seats hooting and hollering) 

Random person: What volume do they have for each doujin?!

Riko: Am I in yuri heaven? Uh, I mean, where in the hell did you get all this?! That's not mine at all! (whispers) I wish it was though.

Umi: SH-SH-SHAMELESS! (runs on the stage. She then took out a sword and slices all the doujins into millions of pieces. She then jabs the sword into the screen. She then starts panting)

Umi: You...are...shameless. (walks off the stage)

(Riko then drops onto her knees and starts crying) 

Riko: WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! MY BEAUTIFUL YURI AND YAOI HEAVEN IS GONE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Voice: Ha! So you admit it! Ladies and gentlemen! Riko just admitted she is into yaoi and yuri hentai doujins!

Riko: Eh?! NO! NO! NO! I MEAN-

Voice: Too late. Now you know...Riko Sakurauchi...the porno-maniac who collects Love Live yaoi and yuri doujins, can't play the piano, crushing on both You and  Kanan, and has Maki as her cousin. That's all for today, see ya next on...

Audience: Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition! (cheers)

Riko: You are so cruel! You people actually believe everything the voice is saying?! Where do you get your information from?! This isn't right! You made me look like a total psychopathic pervert! You need to get back here and apologize for all those lies you said about me! Anybody?! Hello?! I know you can hear me! 

Which Love Live character should I do next?

What "facts" should I say about them?

What will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim?

Let me know in the comment section below.