Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol

Audience: (cheers)

Announcer: Welcome everyone yet again back to another chapter of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition" where everyone gets the know your fave idols' "true colors". Give it up for your host, the Voice.

Audience: (cheers)

Voice: Thank you announcer for the intro and welcome everyone back to the newest chapter of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Today's guest is a third year, give it up for Ms. Kanan Matsuura.

Audience: (cheers)

(Kanan enters the stage waving and takes a seat)

Kanan: Thank you for the intro. I'm glad to be here.

Voice: You are very welcome. Mind if I share some "facts" about you?

Kanan: Go right ahead.

Voice: Kanan Matsuura...hates the sea (thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this)

Audience: (gasps)

Aqours: (gasps)

Kanan: WHAT?! That is a total lie! I love the water. 😠

You: When this show is over, you are SO gonna get it!😡

Kanan: You! Don't listen to that voice!😠

Voice: Kanan Matsuura...is in a relationship with her childhood friend, Mari Ohara (thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this)

Audience: (whews and Ooooohs)

Kanan: (blushes) N-n-no way! We are not! I repeat, NOT, a thing!😳😡

Voice: Then what's this?

(a video of a scene of Love Live Sunshine season 2 episode 1 plays with Kanan and Mari outside at night. It was similar but the dialouge and animation was altered)

Video:

Mari: Oh Kanan! (hugs her while rubbing her cheeks on Kanan's breasts)😍

Kanan: Oh Mari.😏

(Kanan starts carrying Mari bridal style. She then starts whispering into Mari's ear)

(Mari starts blushing and giggling)

Mari: (blushes) Oh Kanan. You're such a charmer.😍

Kanan: And you are sexy. In fact, you. Me. You're bedroom. If you know what I mean. (wiggles eyebrows)😏😉

Mari: You got yourself a deal. I feel all horny so let's make some KanaMari babies together.😊

(video ends)

Audience: (cheers and fan girls over the ship, they also take pictures and videos) KanaMari for life!

Dia: (tears stream down her eyes while biting her handkerchief) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! 😭

(All of Aqours accept for Mari were weeping while biting their handkerchiefs)

You: Now I have another reason to beat her up.😡

Mari: You're all just jealous 😏! (blushes😳) Um, I mean...NO NO NO! We are totally not dating😠!

Voice: Admit it Kanan. We all know you want dat Mari booty! 😏

Kanan: That's not what happened! That wasn't even close to accurate! 😠

Voice: This is from Season 2 Episode 1 of Love Live Sunshine right? The scene with you asking Mari for some of dat Mari booty?

Kanan: NO! That was just some fake animation! I do not want "dat Mari booty"! I was just figuring out what was going on with Mari and I was carrying her. It was nothing sexual! You are lying!😡

Voice: It is totally real.

Kanan: No it wasn't!😫

Voice: Kanan Matsuura...is actually a K-Pop idol along with Maki, and they formed a K-Pop idol group together called "Aqours and Muse Sucks and Maki and Kanan Rocks" going behind her group's back(thanks Ravioli_Dragon for requesting this) 

Audience: (all female audience members start screaming and fangirling)

A few girls: Oppa! 😍😍😍😘😘😘

Maki: What is with you people thinking that I'm part Korean?! 

Kanan: U-um...Tha-that's not true! I don't even know how to speak Korean! 😣

Voice: Explain this then. 

(A video clip of Kanan talking to her parents in Korean plays)

Kanan: Okay fine you caught me. I do speak Korean but I'm not in a K pop idol group! 

Another group of girls: Oppa notice me! 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘

Kanan: Um, uh? I'm a girl you know! 

Voice: You may be a girl but you are a hit with the ladies.

Kanan: 😫 

Voice: Now you know, Kanan Matsuura, the water hating girlfriend of Mari Ohara who is a K Pop idol with Maki going behind her groups back 

Kanan: Uh, they do not! What part of that was true?😡

Voice: Um all of it?😌

Kanan: You mean none of it! Where do you get your facts from?! I need an explanation!😡

You: How dare you give the sea a bad name and steal everyone's girl! 😡

Kanan: Okay that's the last straw! If you wanna go, let's go! 😡

(Kanan and You crack their Knuckles and begins beating each other up)

Audience: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😃😃😃

Female audience: You can do it Oppa! 😍😍😍😘😘😘 (gets out Kanan posters and merchandise)

Chika: You! Stop it!😫

Mari: Kanan! Quit it!😫

Dia: Both of you! End this brawl at once! 😠

Voice: That's all for now! See ya next time on "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Don't forget to let me know in the comment section who you want in the hot seat of humiliation next. Take care. 

Update:

WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO HUMILATE NEXT? Let me know in the comment section below. 

Also, I have a new book, I started an "Azumanga Daioh" edition, of Know Your Stars. You can find it on my wattpad channel. I'll also be doing "Lucky Star" and "K-On" versions of Know Your Stars so don't forget to check it out if you are interested.