Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol

Audience: (cheers)

Announcer: Welcome readers to yet again, a brand new chapter of " Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Give it up for your host, The Voice!

Audience: (cheers)

Voice: Thanks for the intro Announcer and welcome ladies and gentlemen to a new chpater of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Today's guest is none other than the idiotic and gluttonous leader of Muse, give it up for, Honoka Kousaka!

Audience: (cheers)

Honoka: Thank you everyone! (trips) Ow! I'm okay. 

Muse/A Rise/Aqours/Saint Snow: (face palms)

Voice: Say Honoka. The world would really like to get to know you. Mind if I share a bit of info about you?

Honoka: Sure thing, why not?

Voice: Okay then, hmm (looks through some notes) Ah, here's one. Honoka Kousaka...she calls herself the leader no valid reason. She slacks off, doesn't compose the music, nor choreograph the dances. (thanks SeaIdol for requesting this)

Audience: (gasps/whispers to each other)

Honoka: Woah, hold on a minute. Everyone, please calm down. Here's the thing, Muse doesn't really have an official leader. We rotate and takes turns on being the center so that it's fair for everyone.

Voice: What? What kind of band DOESN'T have a leader?

Honoka: Not all bands have leaders you know. 

Voice: Yes they do.

Honoka: No they don't. Some bands rotate on being the leader and some don't even have a leader at all.

Voice: Really? Name one. And don't say Muse.

Honoka: Uhhhh....

Voice: Hmm, that's what I thought. Moving on, Honoka Kousaka...

Honoka: Wait! 

Voice: ...she's the most boring generic anime leader possible (thanks SeaIdol for requesting this)

Honoka: (jaws drops and let's out an offended gasp) What?! 

Random person: Eh, it's kinda true.

Honoka: Okay, I guess those sorts of leaders a bit common these days in TV shows, cartoons, and anime but that still doesn't give you the right to insult me. You're making up a bunch of lies about me not to mention offending me in front of all these people and I just really don't appreciate it at all. 

Voice: Honoka Kousaka...she only became an idol because she wanted to meet Tsubasa and A Rise and she has no talent what so ever on her own. (thanks SeaIdol for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Honoka: (gasps) That's heartless!

Tsubasa: Honoka? Is this true?

Honoka: No! Not at all! The reason I've wanted to be an idol is because well, Otonokizaka High was about to be closed down and I wanted to do something about it so I decided that I wanted to make an idol group to help promote the school. Then I was able to get a some people together and then Muse was born. It has nothing to do with meeting celebrities.

Voice: Can it, nobody wants to hear your fake sob stories. I bet you made the whole thing up just so you can create a pity party.

Honoka: No it's not! I'm not trying to get pity from anyone. It's the actual origin story for Muse. Also, I am not untalented. I can do many things.

Voice: Oh please, the only talents you have are eating a bunch of bread without getting sick or getting fat, hibernating in class for the entire school day, and failing a bunch of your exams and always getting the lowest score in the school. 

Honoka: (gasps) I've never been so insulted in all my life! I want you to please stop insulting me right now!

Voice: Now you know...Honoka Kousaka, the most lazy and boring generic anime leader ever who doesn't contribute to her Idol group  by not choreographing any of the dances or composing the songs calling herself the leader for no reason and only became and idol to meet famous people.

Honoka: They don't know anything about me.

Voice: Sure they do.

Honoka: Those aren't facts! Their rumors! 

Voice: No I am most certain that these are the true facts.

Honoka: Where do you get your information?! Does anyone know where this stranger gets these lies from?

Voice: It's a secret. Anyways, that's all for this chapter. Don't forget the vote and follow both this story and this channel. Take care and I'll see you all next chapter of...

Audience: Know Your Pretty Cure: Love Live Edition! (cheers)

Honoka: I won't let you ruin my reputation you cheapskate! Hey! Get back here! Can we do this again?! Anyone? Hello?