Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols...Know Your Idols...

Audience: (cheers)

Announcer: Welcome everyone to yet again a brand new episode of, "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition", where you guys get to know the truth about all of your favorite idols. Allow me to bring in your host, The Voice.

Audience: (cheers)

Voice: Thanks my beautiful people and welcome to a new episode of "Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition". Now then, today we have a special treat for you. We are not only going to have one, not two, but three people and to make it better, it will be a crossover episode. The idol of the day will be coming here for the second time, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for, Ms. Nico Yazawa.

Audience: (cheers)

Nico: HELLO EVERYONE! NICO IS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ALL! NICO NICO NII! (makes nico nico nii pose)

Voice: Seriously?

Nico: Wait a minute, Nico remembers you, you were the meanie that framed Nico and got her arressted!

Voice: Drop the cutesy crap, we know your true nature. Anyways, our second guest will be from an anime called, Yuru Yuri, give it up for, Kyouko Toshino.

Audience: (cheers)

Kyouko: Hello everyone!!! 

Nico: NANI?!

Voice: Our third guest will be a pokemon trainer from the Kalos league. Give it up for, Serena!

Audience: (cheers)

Serena: Hi everyone! It's very nice to meet all of you.

Nico: What are those two clowns doing here?! They're not Love Live characters!

Voice: This is a crossover special, remember? Don't worry, it's probably only gonna be a one time thing anyways.

Nico: That's good.

Serena: Wait a minute, you're Nico Yazawa. 

Kyouko: I love your music!

Nico: Why thank you, I-

Kyouko: Even though you are flat chested, look like a child, and have no sex appeal whatsoever. 

Audience: (laughs)

Serena: You shouldn't saying stuff like that to people!

Nico: Why don't you come up here and say that to my face blondie! 

Kyouko: But you are cute!

Nico: That's better.

Voice: Save it till the end girls, we need to get going.

Serena, Nico, Kyouko: Okay.

Serena: Wait a minute, I remember that voice. You were the one that humiliated me on "Know Your Stars: Pokemon Edition" on that other Wattpad story. Not you again!

Kyouko: I never been on this before. What's it like?

Serena and Nico: It's horrible.

Voice: Hm, maybe I should make a Yuru Yuri Edition of Know Your Stars. I got it! That's what I'm gonna do! Readers and followers, soon, the new Know Your Stars: Yuru Yuri Edition will be posted on my channel, so if you want to check it out, check for the notification, follow, and make requests.

Audience: (cheers)

Yuru Yuri characters: (groans in annoyance)

Voice: Don't worry, Yuru Yuri cast, I won't lie to everyone.

Yuru Yuri characters: (sighs in relief)

Voice: (in head: NOT!)

Mari: Could you start the show already?! I'm starting to get impaziente!

Voice: Alright! Alright! Geez! Now then, to start things off. 

Mari: Finalmente!

Voice: Kyouko Toshino...she is making arrangements to stop the amusement club. (thanks -frogadieramour for requesting this)

Audience: (gasps)

Yuru Yuri characters: NANI?!

Kyouko: W-what?! NO WAY IN HECK I WOULD CANCEL THAT CLUB! IT WAS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAPPENED!

Voice: I found your plans.

(a paper of fake plans of stopping the amusement club appears)

Audience: (gasps)

Yuru Yuri characters: (faint, gasps, spits out drink)

Kyouko: I never planned anything like that! Don't believe this idiot! Who even is this person?!

Voice: Nico Yazawa...is a samurai. (thanks -frogadieramour for requesting this)

Audience: (laughs)

Nico's youger siblings: (laughs and chants) Samurai! Samurai!

Nico: Nope b*****. I'm not a-

Voice: Before you go lying to everyone Nico, I have proof.

(a picture of Nico dressed as a samurai appears on screen)

Audience: (laughs)

Nico: I am not a samurai! Why are you guys believing this crap?! Stop laughing at Nico! Please! I've humiliated enough the last time! I don't need more of it!

Voice: Serena...she and Ash decided to travel together. (thanks -frogadieramour for requesting this)

Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Serena: Well...soon.

Voice: Nico Yazawa, Kyouko Toshino, and Serena....they all lost their virginity! (thanks -frogadieramour for requesting this)

Audience: (gasps, oooo, woooo, whistles)

(Riko, Hayano, and Chitose nosebleeds)

Nico, Kyouko, and Serena: WHAT?!

Umi and Dia: SHAMELESS! 

(Dia and Umi covers all the first years ears)

Dia: Don't listen to those sinful words!

Umi: You'll be scarred for life!

Voice: Yeah, Kyouko lost it to Ayano.

Chitose: (nosebleeds more)

Ayano: THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

Kyouko: Did not!

(a clip of Kyouko and Ayano doing "you know what" plays)

Audience: (nosebleeds)

(Chitose nosebleeds more and passes out)

(Dia covers Ruby's eyes)

Ruby: Pigi!

Dia: Don't look. You must keep your innocence for as long as possible!

Voice: Nico to Maki.

Nico and Maki: Did not!

Voice: Want me to give you two and the people a little reminder by showing the clip from the aftermath? 

Nico and Maki: Um, t-that's okay! That won't be necessary!

Voice: Yeah...too late.

(a video clip of the Maki Nishikino and Nico Yazawa aftermath plays with the scene of them doing "you know what")

Audience: (nosebleeds)

(Riko and Hayano nosebleeds and passes out)

Nico and Maki: NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!

Umi: This is TOO SHAMELESS! This is totally inappropriate! There might be innocent, underdeveloped children watching this! Heck, Serena and Kyouko ARE children!

Nozomi: It's not that bad Umichi. 

Dia: Um, it certainly is. Serena is like 10 years old and Kyouko is in middle school! They shouldn't be listening to those sorts of shameless words, nor tackle these kinds of topics!

Mari: Don't be such sticks in the mud. At least there's no child porn.

Voice: ...And Serena to Ash. 

(a video of Ash and Serena doing "you know what" appears on screen)

Audience: (nosebleeds)

Serena: (blushes bright red and screams) This too nasty and embarrassing.

Mari: I stand corrected. I guess they do have child porn.

Nozomi: You learn new things everyday daughter.

Umi and Dia: THIS IS SHAMELESS! 

(Umi faint)

Kotori: Umi-chan!

(Dia covers Ruby's eyes)

Ruby: What are they doing?

Ash: That's a very good question.

Chika: I wanna know too.

Dia: IT'S NOTHING YOU THREE SHOULD BE CONCERNED WITH! 

Serena: Well, there goes my innocence. I'm officialyy s-sc-acrred for life.

Voice: Now you know...Nico Yazawa the samurai, Serena who will travel with Ash, and Kyouko the amusement club canceler. The three EX virgins.

Serena: I have to get out of here! I've lost all my innocence! This is embarrassing! (screams and runs out of the building)

Kyouko: They don't know me! That does it! I'm leaving! (follows Serena)

Nico: I'M GETTING OUT OF MAD HOUSE! (follows the two)

Voice: That's all for today. Tune in next time where I will be having Chika Takami in the hot seat of humiliation next for the next chapter. Until then, see ya!

Audience: (cheers)