Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars'

Voice: Ayumi Kasuga...

Osaka: Wow, hehe. Haven't been called that in a while. It feels a bit strange now. Recently, people usually called be Osaka.

Voice: Oh you go by Osaka? Okay then. Osaka.

Osaka: Wait Ah didn't mean- (sighs) never mind. Call me what ya want.

Voice: Osaka...is a Satan worshiper. (thanks Emerald-Saber for requesting this)

Audience: (gasps)

Tomo: CALLED IT!

Chiyo: Osaka. Y-you worship Satan?

Kagura: Uhhh, I don't know what to say.

Kaorin: Oh my!

Yukari: I knew something strange is going on!

Nyamo: Don't just go jumping to conclusions!

Sakaki: It can't be true. Can it?

Yomi: Everyone look! Osaka maybe a little um...what's the word...in her own world but I know for a fact she's nice enough to not belief in that stuff. At least I think so.

Osaka: I don't worship Satan. I maybe not the brightest, nor the sharpest crayon of the group, not to mention I'm a member of "The Knuckleheads", but Ah know for a fact that he is not a very nice person. 

Voice: Osaka...hates everyone (thanks Emerald-Saber for requesting this)

Audience: WHAT?!

Osaka: What?! No ah don't! I love all my friends! Quit tellin' lies!

Chiyo: (starts tearing up) S-she, she hates everyone?

Yomi: (hugs Chiyo) It's okay Chiyo-chan, Osaka loves us all. 

Tomo: I mean, that could be a lie.

Chiyo: (starts crying more)

Yomi: (wacks Tomo in the head) You insensitive knucklehead! Don't make things worse than it already is!

Sakaki: (her heart breaks from the sight of seeing her crying)

Kagura: I have a strange feeling this show might be rigged.

Kaorin: Maybe it is rigged.

Voice: Osaka...once ate her own head. 

Audience: (laughs)

Sakaki: Eating her own head?

Nyamo: That doesn't even make any sense. It's impossible to eat your own head.

Yukari: (laughs) Who cares, this is priceless! (eats popcorn)

Minamo: You have no good self conscience, do you?

Osaka: Ah never ate my own head. If ah did, ah wouldn't have it, and ah wouldn't be talkin'. Hmm, eating my own head. I never tried but maybe I will.

Voice: Now you know...Osaka...the Satan worshiper who hates everyone and ate her own head.

Osaka: I don't think so.

Voice: They do.

Osaka: They don't.

Voice: Do.

Osaka: Don't!

(they keep arguing)

Which character should I do next? (any character from Azumanga Daioh)

What "facts" (lies) should I say about them? (3 to 5/ rated T or below)

What will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim? (laugh, boo, gasp, etc.)