i can't believe north korea and trump are threatening nuclear war; and trump supporters called hillary temperamental lol. hope y'all are happy you voted for a man who wants to have sex with his daughter rather than a woman and her scary emails.

and i know it's mostly corporate news sources trying to get more views or some shit, but the fact they threatened to do this is so fucking stupid. this isn't the 1960s, you petty assholes.

duck and cover. but if you can't, make sure to take a selfie with the mushroom cloud and tag it #photobomb

(most of this chapter is satire i swear)