Ophelia [left]                      ? [Right]

So, why does a bakery have an email anyways?

so we can talk to oafs like you.

Don't you mean oats?

why do i even respond to you?

Because you're in love with me, right?

i'd rather marry the baker.

Aren't you the baker?

you have too much confidence in me, i can't bake without burning everything.

Well, remind me not to buy from your shop.

if you must know, the baker is an old woman.

And I was led to believe you were youthful, Ophelia. I feel rather betrayed.

i'm sorry, i forgot that people think 22 is old.

It's older than 19, babe.
Bam, you're a cougar. It's okay, I've always been into older women.