Ophelia {left}                     ? {right}

I knead you.

who is this?

I'm a customer.

if you're a customer, just come to the bakery, there's no need to email us at 3 am.

But it's breader this way.

bread puns? really?

Oh dear, my plan has gone a-rye.

that's weak. i hate bread. seriously, who are you?

That's naan-important.

it's unimportant, not non-important.
besides, i was kidding. i hope i like bread, seeing as i work in a bakery.

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The start of a new age in Ophelia's life.