Ophelia ?

you never told me your name

Finally, you email me first
I feel like we've really stepped forward in our relationship
So should I move in now or next week?

if you tell me your
name maybe one day
ill smile at you

Really?
I'll take it
You need to show teeth
None of that tight, polite smile
Like for customers
I'm special, you know.

oh, you're special alright

Hon hon hon baguette

that's offensive

I'm sorry
I was too smitten to come
up with a pun