"Relax she's a baby, not an alien" Taehyung shook his head at his mortified brother, who was holding his baby daughter like she was the strangest creature he's ever seen.

"Why is she looking at me like that? Do you think babies sense discomfort? Because I'm extremely uncomfortable right now" Jungkook spoke through a fake smile.

"Here, give her to me" his sister in law laughed, taking her daughter from him and rocking her a few times against her chest. "Do you know who that is? It's uncle Jungkookie. He may look big and old but he's a baby just like you" she spoke in a tiny voice while smiling at the child.

"I'm not a baby Eunji stop that" Jungkook rolled his eyes. "Don't you dare think we're the same, I know you can hear me" he said, looking at the baby in the eyes while she nonchalantly reached for his face.

"Okay that's enough, Ari needs her midday nap, and you need to grow up" Taehyung sighed, dragging his brother away from the nursery and towards the dining room.

"Why did you invite me anyway?" Jungkook asked when they sat at the table, waiting for Eunji to join before they started eating.

"I hadn't seen you in a while"

"You were at my apartment three days ago"

"Three days is a long time"

"Why am I here Tae"

"I wanted to talk about the business with you, ask for your input about some things" Taehyung sighed, aware that this topic wasn't his brother's favorite, but they needed to have this conversation because of recent changes in the company.

"What now, we talked about it last month already" he huffed, pouring himself a glass of water.

"As I keep telling you, if you don't want to hear anything about it again, sell your shares" it was unfair to give him such an ultimatum, and he didn't actually mean it, but he really needed to ask about some things.

"And go broke? No thanks"

"Then you'll have to put up with it" he replied. "Anyway, I was thinking to launch the Cypher project early next month, is that a good idea considering the recent rebranding of our new competition?" They started discussing the different possibilities and problems with the company's strategy all the while having a filling lunch.

Jungkook didn't enjoy this sort of talk, but if his brother the current CEO was asking him for advice, it's because he was business-sensible. He knew a few things from college and the years of experience he accumulated by working for his late father, he just hated the field to his core.

"You know what else is next month?"

"Hmm?" Jungkook raised an eyebrows as he chewed on his food.

"The Stakeholders' Gala" Tae announced, making him groan in annoyance.

"Not that again" he said, earning an amused chuckled from Eunji.

"Yeah and guess what, since you're a stakeholder, you have to be there just like last year." His brother obviously enjoyed seeing him suffer, that was not up for question.

"I call in sick" he shook his head.

"For next month?"

"I am actually gonna schedule catching a nasty cold if it allows me to skip that thing" he promised.

"Come on Jungkook, it's not that bad, you don't even have to talk to a lot of people"

"Yes I do. I was the center of the conversation last year. Is young Jungkook considering building a business of his own? Is Jungkook joining his brother at JEON co.? Is the youngest considering a family like his brother? I fucking hate it" he grumbled, mimicking the people at the last gala.

"That's because you went alone. If you actually bring a plus one this time, you may have a little more fun and probably won't be forced to converse as much" Taehyung explained. Jungkook had to be present and he knew it, so it was just about making him open up to the idea a little more and not despise it right off the bat.

"What day? I gotta make sure my cold kicks in on time" Jungkook asked again making the couple laugh.

"It's just 3 hours, you'll be fine" Eunji reassured.

"It's easy for you to say, you get a pass this year because of Ari... Can we share her? I'll babysit when she's asleep"

"Babysit what, she'll be asleep" Tae scoffed.

"That's the point idiot" he mocked.

"In fact, if you do want to babysit, you could come over tonight so that we could... go on a date?" Taehyung suggested, looking at his wife to see if she's up for it.

"Sounds fun" she smiled.

"Calm down guys" Jungkook interrupted their loving gazes with a loud announcement. "I'm not staying with the drooling baby, in fact I have a dinner date tonight" he said.

"Irrelevant. You see those people all the time for meaningless hookups" Taehyung rolled his eyes, "We on the other hand, have not had a proper date in weeks" he insisted.

"And I don't care. This dinner is super important Tae you don't understand. I've met the perfect one yet" Jungkook nodded eagerly.

"Perfect what, piece of ass?"

"Well, that's included in the package. The point is, I need to have that dinner with him because otherwise he would not let me tap" he explained.

"I'm not gonna change your mind, am I" his brother tried again.

"Oh no I've waited 3 days for this, I'm not picking your daughter over it"

"Only three days?"

"Three days is a long time" Jungkook winked, reusing Taehyung's exact words and scooping more food on his fork.

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New day, same routine. Wake up, have breakfast, check the mail, unbox and take pictures of the stuff to sell on eBay. It was getting kind of boring, he didn't care about the items nor did he feel thrilled to shop for them. He didn't even want to keep some things for himself lately, only making sure he could pay for his living expenses and move on.

When he first started robbing people, he thought he had life's cheat code. He believed he was on top of the world because he was living off of other people's money and didn't have to do much to get it. But the more time went by, the more he realized how handicapping this lifestyle was.

Everywhere he went, he was looking around from under his hood to make sure he didn't meet anybody he robbed before, afraid he would get recognized, caught, sent to jail. He had to study his surroundings whenever he went out for a new theft and lived in constant anxiety of it all going for the worse.

He saw the UPS truck park in front of his house and jogged to the door, remembering Jungkook's lie from last night. He knew it couldn't have been a delivery at 10pm but still checked, because sometimes his neighbor needed random things and pulled silly pranks like that.

"Sign here please" the man said and he nodded.

He took the parcel to his bedroom and settled it on top of the other unopened box from yesterday. Before making a mess with packagings, he needed to clear out of some of the existing chaos around. A pair of scissors in hand, he started cutting up the stolen credits cards that were cancelled by their owners. No need for incriminating proof right?

Next, he threw the bucket of lip products out, not that he was ever going to use them. Then the many lighters, only keeping a couple in case he wanted to light candles or so, he wasn't a smoker. In fact, he should just throw everything he stole away, none of it had any value to him unless it was worth being resold.

That said, today was a little more exciting because he had a date. And not just any date; he was having dinner with a very handsome young man at a very nice restaurant he could not afford. He couldn't remember the last time he went out for his own enjoyment instead of ruining others' nights, but it helped him go through his otherwise monotonous day.

Should I choose something from the stuff I bought with his card? He wondered as he put together an outfit for the occasion. Opening the newly delivered Gucci order, he looked through the clothes, glad he didn't pick out women's apparel alone this week even though it sold way faster.

Satisfied with his choice, he went to take one of those long showers with a million steps and self-care processes. He wanted to be spotless and smelling like a whole garden for the night, but this may be the one thing he didn't miss because it was so tiring to do all at once.

Finally out, he blow dried his hair and styled it parted. 7:29pm, he was putting the outfit on, spraying perfume, and a few minutes later his doorbell rang indicating his date was there. He grabbed his keys, turned the lights off and opened the door.

"Hello Jeon Jungkook" he smiled softly, greeting the man who stood ahead of his car.

"I get butterflies when you use my government name" the taller replied with a hand on the buttons of his blazer.

"Are you in love with me or something?" Jimin joked before locking his front door.

"Maybe after tonight" Jungkook chuckled while he circled the car to get in the driver's seat. He attached his seat belt and watched Jimin do the same. "Look at you, shirt and tie and everything" he commented on his outfit, "You look amazing" he added.

"Thanks" Jimin's smile was brighter this time, "You look good too" he returned the compliment.

"I know" the taller smugly replied.

"Did you also know that you paid for these clothes?" Jimin informed while they headed towards the restaurant. He turned to look at the driver and found him looking back already.

"I did?" he asked through a playful smirk.

"Yeah"

"Then I'm just gonna have an even better time taking them off" he shrugged, stopping at a red light and connecting his phone to the car for music. It was a 20 minutes ride from where Jimin lived so maybe he didn't want it to be completely silent.

"Are you sure you can get through an entire dinner" the purple-haired pointed out.

"I'll get through the dinner" he nodded.

"If you say so" Jimin chuckled, looking forward to the taller's restlessness during the meal.

"Why are you saying it like that?" Jungkook asked with a soft tone.

"Like what?"

"Like you don't believe me"

"Because I don't believe you"

"I'm a gentleman Jimin, I'll let you enjoy the dinner first as I promised" he denied, changing gears to speed up a little more. Arriving at the restaurant, Jungkook stepped out and opened the door for his date, earning a pleased hum.

"So gallant" he said, waiting for him to lock the car then walking by his side. They entered the place and Jimin was already impressed by how elegant the interior was, it wasn't a High End restaurant for nothing.

"Welcome to Moreno, do you gentlemen have a reservation tonight?" the receptionist asked.

"Good evening. Yes, for Jeon Jungkook" he told the receptionist.

"Indeed, a table for two. Please follow me" she said, walking ahead of them to show them to their table while Jimin still took in how fancy it really was.

"So? Any first impressions?" Jungkook's voice pulled him out of his trance.

"Excuse me?"

"You said you wanted to try this restaurant so I'm assuming you've never been here" he repeated.

"Right, it's posher than I thought" he simply responded, looking up at the high ceiling while his date enjoyed the sight of his extended neck.

"Good evening, my name is Javier, and I'll be your waiter for the night" a young man said when he stopped by their table. "Would you gentlemen like an Aperitif?" he asked. Jungkook looked at the drink menu and Jimin copied, roaming his eyes on the various names.

"What do you like... Red, white, something else?" he asked.

"We'll get the Cabernet Sauvignon please" Jimin instead requested, taking him off guard.

"Oh well, you heard him" he chuckled lightly, earning a polite smile from the waiter. "I didn't know you had your way around alcohol like this" Jungkook commented, settling his forearms on the surface.

"I hope you don't mind that I chose for both of us"

"You don't care"

"Yeah" Jimin shrugged, looking at the menu to pick out his meal. He didn't allow his eyes to spend more time than necessary on the rich man, but he could tell he was staring from his peripheral view, a smirk slowly stretching his lips at the thought. The waiter came back with the bottle of their choice, opening it and serving them a glass each before putting it on the table.

"May I take your order? Or would you like a few more minutes" he asked.

"Umm...I'm decided, are you?" Jimin asked.

"Are you sure?"

"Mhm" he confirmed.

"Go ahead then."

"I'll have a medium Steak Au Poivre." he said.

"And I'll take your Prime Rib... It's addictive you should try it with me Jimin" Jungkook praised, turning to his date for the last part.

"Very good choices, Moreno's beef selection is succulent." The waiter nodded courteously, he was about to leave when he noticed something. "Oh, it looks like you're missing a fork, I'll bring one with your order shortly" he said, looking at Jimin before leaving. 

"Believe it or not, you're the only decisive person I've taken out on a date." Jungkook pointed out.

"You mean the only person you've taken on a date" he corrected.

"That's not true, I've had dates before" Jungkook shook his head, leaning on his elbows and resting his chin on the heel of his palm. 

"Really? Dates that did not involve some type of professional networking?" Jimin asked, tilting his head slightly.

"Yeah in college" he nodded.

"And when was college?"

"Four years ago?" he replied but it sounded more like a question, "Okay you got me, I don't usually go on casual dates" he admitted, looking away for a second. 

"I could tell" Jimin pursed his lips.

"What does that mean?" Jungkook didn't know if he should be offended or not yet.

"You're the only one who's ever made sex sound like a business opportunity, obviously you're not good at casual" he sighed.

"Says the one who basically drafted an entire contract about when and how we get to sleep together"

"You said I was easy"

"No I said you had a hard time containing your lust, which was mutual"

"You tried to blackmail me." To Jimin, this sounded like they were accusing each other what they both did, and he'll be damned if Jungkook has the last word. 

"I didn't force you to steal my things, you deserved that. I'm just kind enough to let you walk free"

"In exchange for sex"

"Absolutely not, I notably said I would forget about it if you gave back what you stole. It was an arrangement that became effective the moment you, the debtor, returned my belongings." He explained. "As for the sex, it was more of a silent agreement that we shouldn't waste such a fine opportunity" he collectively replied, earning a look of confusion and judgement.

"I felt like you took me to court just now." he blinked once, baffled.

"Occupational hazard" he shrugged.

"See? Not good at casual" the purple-haired nodded, an obnoxious smile on his face as he looked satisfied with being right.

"Well, I'm good at other things" the taller replied, "Things that will actually matter later" he added with a smirk. 

"Do you ever not make things sexual?" Jimin raised his eyebrows in disbelief.

"Where's the fun in that" Jungkook winked. The waiter came back with their meals, settling them neatly on their respective sides and asking if they would like anything else, which they both politely denied. 

"People keep looking at us" Jimin asserted, catching strangers at other tables sneaking glances.

"Why do you think that is?"

"I don't know, are you famous?"

"No, but it's not like a particularly alluring man with purple hair is having dinner with another particularly alluring man at the next table" he ironically replied.

"I'm surprised you didn't make that all about you"

"I was tempted" Jungkook hummed. "I think we should get to know each other during this dinner" he announced as he cut a piece of the tender meat.

"Why would we ever do such a thing" Jimin scoffed sarcastically, pouring some of the pepper sauce onto the side of the plate. 

"Right, I realized you know so much about me and I so little about you" the taller pointed out.

"I only know your government name"

"Then I would like to know your government name too" he nodded firmly.

"Park Jimin" he replied, looking up at the other as he did so.

"Very well, Park Jimin. How old are you?" he asked again.

"Try to guess"

"You're definitely younger than me"

"Bold of you to assume I know your age"

"You had the wallet of the hot guy you made out with, of course you know" Jungkook smugly asserted. 

"You're so full of yourself" Jimin replied with his eyes narrowed. 

"I get that a lot"

"It's not a compliment"

"You're 22" Jungkook guessed.

"I do not look that young"

"23?" he tried again, "24?" he added when the other shook his head for the second time. "25? We've gotta be the same age, there's no way you're older" he shook his head in denial. 

"I'm 26"

"Well I'm turning 26 soon, we're basically the same age"

"I'll be 27 a month later"

"So you do know my birth month" Jungkook smirked. 

"Irrelevant" Jimin shrugged.

"What else do you know?" 

"That you're loaded. So, which is it? Very successful CEO at 25, or Mafia leader with that pretty face?" Jimin instead asked, earning an amused laughter.

"Funny. I actually don't have a job"

"Oh look we have so much in common already" Jimin smiled.

"But I inherited"

"It was going so well" he sighed, earning a chuckle. "Daddy's money, huh?"

"So you just steal for a living?" Jungkook asked, ignoring the last comment.

"Pretty much"

"And then buy luxury?"

"Yeah, I sell it as soon as I can"

"Right... Do you like your meal?" Jungkook asked.

"I do so far" Jimin nodded.

They continued eating in silence from there, only exchanging short sentences and such. When both had their fill, the waiter walked over to ask if they would like a desert. 

"No thank you, just the bill please" Jungkook answered after seeing Jimin shake his head no. He was so eager for this that he just placed his card in the leather fold, not even looking at the amount. This wasn't the first time he ate here anyway, he was familiar with the 3-digit totals. 

"I can smell your excitement" Jimin shook his head at the black-haired young man, whose eyes gained a new fire. 

"It's all in your favor, pretty" Jungkook replied, putting the napkin down and standing up.

"Pretty, huh?" Jimin smiled, doing the same and following him out the restaurant.

"The prettiest" he added, looking him in the eyes as he opened the door for him.

"You just want me for my body" Jimin wiped a non-existent tear.

"And the funniest" the other chuckled. They were now both inside the car, buckling their seat belts and driving out the parking spot.

"Easy with the compliments" he rolled his eyes. 

"Don't act like you don't enjoy it" Jungkook clicked his tongue, noticing the light blush on Jimin's cheeks.

"Wow" Jimin muttered, looking at the fancy skyscraper, "you live here?" the shorter said when they drove into the underground parking garage. 

"Impressed?" He asked, not really expecting an answer. Jungkook headed to his slot and parked the car, gesturing for Jimin to come out if he was ready, then walked to the elevator.

Jungkook pressed the button, and stepped back by Jimin, daring to sneak a glance at him on the way. The tension was palpable since they both knew what would be happening next, the taller was restless, unable to focus on anything other than the fact that they were alone, and Jimin was right there. 

Floor 10.

Jimin wasn't dealing with this as well as he should, he was barely holding through that car ride with the way Jungkook looked at him, and his demeanor as he focused on the road. He needed to be closer at least, so he took a subtle step towards the taller, looking up at the number slowly changing. 

Floor 15.

Jungkook noticed. He could in fact feel Jimin's body heat on the back of his hand, compelling him to want more. When their fingers touched, he turned to the purple-haired, wanting to know what he was thinking.

Floor 17.

Jimin felt him wrap his fingers around his, gently, sensually. He gulped, clutching on the hem of his blazer with his free hand and making it a point not to give in. 

Floor 20.

Jungkook saw the way he was trying to hold back so hard, not even looking at him and keeping his eyes fixed on the small screen above. He hated it. Why didn't he react the same way towards him, why didn't he get turned on with a simple touch too. 

Floor 25.

He pressed himself closer to Jimin's side, reaching with another hand to turn his face to him, his fingers lingering on his jaw as they gently pushed it. 

"We're almost there" Jimin said when their eyes met.

"Why wait" he replied, leaning in but not kissing him just yet, rather ghosting his parted lips on the shorter's.

"2 floors left Jungkook" Jimin insisted, but oh did his name sound good coming out of his mouth in a whisper.

"How do you do this, how do you control yourself" he asked when Jimin turned away.

Floor 27. Finally.

"Barely" Jimin replied, swiftly getting dragged by Jungkook as he walked to the correct door and entered his code. A code that Jimin might or might not have seen. 

He opened the door, pulling Jimin by their linked hands and letting him walk ahead. Just like that, there he was, loosening his striped tie while Jungkook walked closer, unbuttoning his jacket, eyes never leaving each other's.

The taller, slid the blazer off of one side to immediately snake his arm around Jimin's waist, then off of the other before he threw it somewhere on the ground. "You kept me waiting too long" Jungkook muttered before meeting his lips and kissing him eagerly.

This was different than last night, this was desperate, more passionate. Jimin pulled his undone tie down from one end then guided Jungkook's free hand to his hip, leaving it to roam elsewhere. 

"Next time don't say stupid things that ruin your chances" he replied, biting down a moan when Jungkook began kissing down his neck. 

"There's a next time?" Jungkook smirked, immediately kissing him again to shut him up. He will have the last word this time. 

The taller picked him up from his thighs just like last time, and having done this plenty with other people, he could navigate his apartment with a blindfold on. He took them to his bedroom, putting Jimin on the mattress and let him kick his shoes off before climbing between his legs. 

When Jimin was crawling backwards to reach the pillows, Jungkook reached for the side of the bed where there was a light switch and turned the dim spots on, keeping it moody but bright enough. He then caged the purple-haired under himself and opened a few of his shirt button whilst kissing down each newly exposed area.

"You're still too clothed" Jungkook clicked his tongue before reaching to pull Jimin up again by his forearms and feeling something hard under his sleeve. His eyebrows furrowed in confusion, he tried pulling Jimin's sleeve up but wasn't allowed to go through with it.

"What is that?" he asked, watching the other hide his arm behind his back while his face flared red.

"Nothing" he simply said.

"Let me see" he insisted, licking Jimin's lips with the tip of his tongue as he reached to hold the arm again. He took the object out and scoffed in disbelief. "Is this a fork from Moreno? Geez Jimin, this is not even worth 5$" he claimed, clearly judging the already embarrassed man.

"Shut up and kiss me" Jimin huffed, trailing his hands down to Jungkook's bulge, and hiding his shame with rather shameless actions. Jungkook moaned in response, his mind easily discarding the fork situation and drowning in lust for his date.

The floor was now adorned with expensive clothes and the room echoing with obscene sounds. Jimin's body was worshipped, it felt as though the night was all about him, which was surprising considering the first impression Jungkook gave.

He never thought someone who's seemingly a shallow, horny, rich man would care about someone's pleasure other than his own. Indeed, Jimin thought he was getting to know a new side of him. His eyes roamed on Jungkook's chest, his shoulders and waist, appreciating every curve and crook.

"You're gorgeous" Jimin said. His left leg was over the same shoulder he was admiring, and Jungkook responded with a smirk and soft kisses down his inner thighs, dusting his skin with sweet tingles.

"Have you seen yourself" he whispered against his soft flesh. Upon hearing that, the smaller hooked a finger under Jungkook's silver chain that was left hanging, pulling him down for a long kiss.

"Now I'm starting to think you're the one who's in love with me" Jungkook smugly muttered before curling his fingers slightly, making Jimin bite his lip and dig his fingers into his triceps. "It's crazy how you're still trying to control yourself" he pointed out, almost impressed.

"I don't like that I still can" Jimin replied, tugging on Jungkook's hair as he sucked a hickey on his neck.

"Then I'll just have to fuck it out of you" he accepted the challenge, "Tell me baby, how do you want it?" he said in his usual sultry voice.

"How do you want to have me?" Jimin instead returned the question. Jungkook had yet only pleasured him the entire time, not asking for anything in return, so maybe this was fair indeed.

The words reached the taller's ears like a melody. That's right, he had Jimin in his bed, maybe the man he's wanted most so far and that's saying a lot. Moreover, Jimin decided to be putty this time and let him do whatever he wanted with him. 

"You're riling me up so much" he hissed, "I want you on top" he responded, then moved the leg off his shoulder and sat back on his knees to fetch the condom and lube. 

After opening the flat packet with his teeth, he saw Jimin reach to touch himself and clicked his tongue. "Careful, you might finish just by looking at me" he cockily warned. 

"Good thing you never shut up then, it takes away half your charm" he sighed. 

"Come on now, I've said things you liked" He chuckled. "I said you were the prettiest, the funniest, you sound amazing" he listed, dealing with the lube while hovering over Jimin again. He stole a kiss and felt Jimin smile into it. "Alright baby get to work" he finished, laying down and waiting on Jimin to settle himself in position.  

He is sure the image of the purple-haired sinking down on him will forever be engraved in his mind because it was simply out of this world, the sounds that emerged from both of them almost harmonized if you asked him, everything felt perfect. 

On the other hand, something about Jungkook's expression while he stared up at him with one hand under his head made Jimin's gut flutter. They were both reaching their high and if Jimin's thighs burned, he wanted to believe it was from Jungkook's touch.

"Getting tired baby?" was the first set of meaningful words in quite a few minutes, Jungkook was even taken aback by how rough his voice sounded this time. 

"I don't..." Jimin started, the crease between his eyebrows not getting any rest as he breathily whined one time, "...wanna stop" he said.

"Not to worry" Jungkook would be a liar if he said he didn't enjoy watching him struggle to speak, but he didn't want Jimin to pass out either, the night only just began. "I got you" he reassured, taking his hand from under his head and using it to hold Jimin's hips. He did ruin the shorter's pace, but before he could complain, Jungkook starting thrusting into him instead. 

Jimin wondered what he may have done in his past life to deserve such a good lay. If Jungkook promised he would fuck the control out of him he surely delivered, because he knows he had never let out such desperate moans with anybody else before. 

"This was amazing" Jimin huffed out, catching a breath while laying on his side. 

"It was" Jungkook nodded, "So? Caught feelings?" he raised an eyebrow.

"You're kinda selfless during sex, who would've thought" Jimin pointed out, ignoring his taunt. 

"Who said I was being selfless? I enjoyed it as much as you did" he disagreed.

"Interesting..." Jimin said, with a slight smirk as he moved the strands of hair sticking to his forehead backwards. 

"Taking notes for next time?" Jungkook asked with a non-condescending smile. 

"Depends, will you take me out to dinner again?" the other asked.

"How long will you keep me waiting now..." he almost complained.

"Just enough Jeon Jungkook" he chuckled, "If it at all matters, I do like Japanese" 

"That's perfect because Omiko is right down the street" Jungkook informed, "We could even do lunch tomorrow"

"Tomorrow? I know you don't have a job, but do you also not have a life?" he teased.

"Why, do you?" he snorted.

"I have a business going for me I'll have you know" 

"Come to think of it, where's my margin?" Jungkook asked, alluding to the luxury brands he spent his money on.

"Nu-uh you said you'd forget it happened, the profit is all mine" he disagreed.

"Well, am I at least entitled to 20% from your Moreno fork?" 

"I'm not gonna sell that" Jimin rolled his eyes, still not believing he got caught with such a thing in his sleeve.

"Why did you steal it then?" the rich boy inquired, rather curious because what would one need from random cutlery. "Can't say you collect them because there's nothing special about it..." he thought out loud.

"I'm kleptomaniac" the purple-haired cut to the chase. He's already been caught stealing 3 times by the same person now, so might as well justify himself rather than pass for a horrible thief.

"Ha... It explains the chapstick" he nodded thoughtfully, staring into his date's eyes.

"And the fork" Jimin added.

"And the fork" the other nodded, still lost in his thoughts. "What's the most useless thing you've ever stolen?" he asked, triggering a fond yet embarrassed chuckled from Jimin.

"There's a few but... Definitely the fake eyelashes" he admitted, ready to give the man a story time.

"How is that useless, you'd look cute" Jungkook flirted relentlessly.

"Shut up" Jimin scoffed, "They were a friend's, she was getting ready to go out that night, and it was right there and..." 

"And you took it"

"That's not the worst part" he pursed his lips for a second, "I waited for her until she applied the first one on her eye, then I took the other" he laughed.

"Wait so you only took one?" Jungkook joined.

"Yup, it was sitting in my pocket while she scrambled to find another that matched. She ended up redoing the whole thing with a new pair" he sighed. 

"Park Jimin that is e-vil" the taller commented while he shrugged.

"Whatever" he smiled, shifting slightly to be more comfortable. 

"So when did it start?" he asked as he found himself sort of fascinated with the discovery.

"Very young, 7 or 8 I think" 

"I imagine you didn't see yourself a little bandit back then" he joked.

"The contrary actually. I mean, obviously I didn't think it would be my career choice, but I thought I was one of those cool spies I saw in movies whenever I stole something without getting caught" he reminisced. "And then I couldn't stop doing it, my parents found out and you know... Shit happened" 

"Right... Must not be easy to have an addiction like that" he empathized, but the confused twitch in Jimin's eyebrows made him second guess. Did I say something wrong? He thought to himself.

"It's not like I'm the only addict here" the purple-haired responded with a playful wink.

"I don't go around stealing things so..." Jungkook scoffed.

"Alright I have a question for you Jungkook" he started.

"What is this... When was the last time I stole something? Probably a pen at a random office because I forgot to give it back... Do I feel the need to steal things? No-" he anticipated his questions and answered them himself with a bored tone. 

"Will you let me talk?" Jimin interrupted, confident as though he knew things Jungkook didn't.

"Go ahead" he conceded.

"What is the longest you've gone without sex?" he simply asked.

"A long time" Jungkook replied defiantly.

"Let's make it easier. In the past two years, what is the longest you've gone without it" Jimin reiterated, "And be honest" 

"I know where this is going Jimin..." he rolled his eyes.

"Just answer the damn question" the latter chuckled.

"I don't know, a week or two?"

"Wow" his raised his eyebrows.

"First of all, I didn't judge you when you pulled that tub of lip products at your house" 

"Yes, yes you did"

"Plus it's not even as much as it sounds"

"I mean, based on what you said, it's safe to assume that you've had sex at least once a day for 160 days a year, and I'm giving you free days" Jimin did the math.

"That could pretty much be the sex life of someone in a relationship" he defended.

"Were you?"

"No, but it doesn't matter"

"It kinda does when you have to find random people to get off with, without counting the times you're alone, and any fantasies-"

"I'm not addicted to sex okay? I just have a high libido" Jungkook denied at once. 

"Whatever helps you sleep at night" Jimin shrugged.

"But speaking of, we should do it again" the taller suggested.

"Sure, I'll give you my number" Jimin agreed.

"Oh, that's nice... But I meant right now, we should do it again right now" he clarified.

"Right" Jimin propped himself on his elbow, "I was just giving you a break" 

"No I was giving you a break" Jungkook countered.

"Are we gonna compete about this too" Jimin chuckled before pulling his date on top.

"Maybe over text, we have better things to do now" he joined, smiling into the kiss.

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Finally an update here! How is everyone feeling about it? Do we like the dynamic or do we hate it? 

Can't wait to read your thoughts, love you ❤️

-Aida-