AREUM & THE DISCIPLES:

hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

CHAEJIN:
where's jungkook

YOU:
clearly not in class. can't u see he's not here dumbass?

AREUM:
no she can't she wears glasses

AREUM:
lmao fuckin nerd

CHAEJIN:
i'm farsighted not blind, i can see the board from where i am asshole

AREUM:
nearsighted, farsighted, blind,,,, same thing

CHAEJIN:
i'm being discriminated against

HOEBI:
hey but would y'all rather be blind or deaf though

AREUM:
blind

CHAEJIN:
blind

YOU:
deaf

HOEBI:
deaf? why deaf?

YOU:
i really like reading and drawing and visuals and the way the world looks. seeing is everything. seeing is reading, seeing is texting, and painting and even looking at paintings in museums. its nice being able to see stars at night. it's lit af. so i don't think i'd be able to live without my eyes|

i really like reading and drawing and visuals and the way the world looks. seeing is everything. seeing is reading, seeing is texting, and painting and even looking at paintings in|

i really like reading and drawing and visuals and the way the world looks. seeing is everything. seeing is read|

i really like reading and drawing a|

al|

YOU:
bc if you're blind you'll never be able to see what a fat ass looks like

CHAEJIN:
if you're born blind then does that really matter? like you'd never know what that stuff looks like lol. plus you'd always be able to feel stuff so

YOU:
that's understandable but idkk it just seems harder being blind than deaf you know?

AREUM:
first of all, taehyung could never go deaf

AREUM:
not with ears as big as those

AREUM:
got damn taehyung, save some sound for me

YOU:
i'm being attacked this is sexism

CHAEJIN:
lmao where's kookie tho i miss him lowkey

CHAEJIN:
my little toddler buddy who skipped a grade

CHAEJIN:
my smol son

KOOKACHU:
dis dick ain't small tho

HOEBI:
there he go

AREUM:
little boy why aren't you in class?

KOOKACHU:
because that class is for little dick bitches and dis dick ain't small

YOU:
stfu you fuckin dropout

KOOKACHU:
still talking that shit huh

YOU:
&& actually my feet are bigger than yours so bye felicia 🍆

CHAEJIN:
who's that?

YOU:
who's who?

CHAEJIN:
felicia

CHAEJIN:
does she go to this school?

AREUM:
,,,,,,,,,

AREUM:
bye chaejicia

YOU:
jungkook wya doe

KOOKACHU:
i'm cruising down the halls in my 64

KOOKACHU:
jockin the bitches

KOOKACHU:
smackin the hoes

CHAEJIN:
omfg juNGKOOK

CHAEJIN:
you watched straight outta compton one time!!!!

CHAEJIN:
that doesn't make you street!

KOOKACHU:
really?

KOOKACHU:
then explain how i got all deez chain?

HOEBI:
you're right. how much did you pay for those?

KOOKACHU:
three dolla

YOU:
stfu & come back to class

YOU:
class is mad dry without you

AREUM:
truly

HOEBI:
i hate to agree but it is

HOEBI:
kang's looking, phones away y'all

KOOKACHU:
aww thanks guys

KOOKACHU:
still not coming back to class tho

YOU:
that's why you're ugly omfg

YOU:
didn't we just have a conversation with hoseok yesterday about not being selfish and teamwork and ohana n sticking together n shit?

HOEBI:
yo lick my nuts my dude why did you have to bring that up?

KOOKACHU:
irdc i'm not coming to class today

CHAEJIN:
who else is gonna argue with kang though broski?

AREUM:
or just piss him off in general

AREUM:
omfg remember that time kook tried to heat up his instant ramen on the bunsen burner and almost burned the school down?

HOEBI:
good times good times

YOU:
he should have burned it down tho

YOU:
i hate this place

YOU:
i hate our shitty sports teams

CHAEJIN:
hey!! i happen to be on the girls' football team and we're not shitty!!

YOU:
..... i hate our shitty sports teams

YOU:
i hate kang

YOU:
i hate that the halls already start smelling like everyone's hot ass armpits by 8:05 a.m.

YOU:
and i hate kang

YOU:
also the lunch tastes like regurgitated diarrhea

AREUM:
oh come on tae, its not that bad

YOU:
so you would eat it outside of school?

AREUM:
nah now you're buggin bc that's not what i said

KOOKACHU:
it must suck having to eat school lunch

KOOKACHU:

KOOKACHU:
smh it must truly suck

HOEBI:
little boy, where tf did you manage to get a pizza from???

KOOKACHU:
i ordered it, where tf else would i get it?

CHAEJIN:
omggggg i'm orgasming

YOU:
okay chill chae it isn't that deep

YOU:
you need to relacks young woman bc that's not cute

AREUM:
"relacks" omg, there go my disciples copying me again

AREUM:
like i should start trademarking what i say

AREUM:
bc this love,,, it's getting out of control

HOEBI:
u dumb ho nO ONE LIKES YOU

YOU:
I LIKE YOU AREUM

AREUM:
thank you taehyung

AREUM:
smh it's so hard being this popular

AREUM:
you guys probably wouldn't understand since you're all unpopular losers, but it's hard maintaining this level of fame and adoration

CHAEJIN:
somebody please come shut this bitch up