AREUM:

AREUM:
what's cooking average looking

YOU:
deez honey glazed lightly salted nuts

AREUM:
ya, pretty sure that's not what's cooking???

YOU:
deez nuts

AREUM:
jfc

AREUM:
what class are you in right now?

YOU:
ummm chorus, why?

AREUM:
do you think you can get out of class right now?

YOU:
nah teacher choi is buggin tf out today

YOU:
she found out that kids were going to the bathroom to cut her class so now we're only allowed bathroom breaks in the first ten minutes or last ten minutes of the period

YOU:
she calls it "the jungkook effect"

AREUM:
WEAK

AREUM:
weLL in that case plan b what's ur locker combo

YOU:
what do you need it for

YOU:
i'm a little scared lol

AREUM:
bOY its a surpriseeeee

AREUM:
gimme dat combo

YOU:
lmao why do you want it so bad

AREUM:
BOY I JUST SAID ITS A FUCKING SURPRISE OKAY BITCH ITS A SURPRISE

YOU:
oooooh

YOU:
guess you really want my digits huh? ;)

AREUM:
..... but i'm already texting you so how would --you know what fuck this i'm just gonna give it to jungkook

YOU:
hhhMMMM nO

YOU:
it's 20 30 14!!! IT S 20 30 14 !!!!!!1!!1!

AREUM:
muy interesante

AREUM:
okay lol i'm putting it in rn

YOU:
wow you're so big senpai

AREUM:
good fucking bye, i'm dropping out of school

YOU:
hey um, do you ever regret something you just said immediately after you say it

AREUM:
yes all the time it's called every sentence i've ever said

YOU:
lil mayoooooo

AREUM:

YOU:
AYYY LIL MAYOOOOO

AREUM:
you're so ugly jfc

AREUM:
btw don't go into your locker until the end of the period

YOU:
porque tho

AREUM:
because i said so

YOU:
okay!!!

AREUM:
okay!!!

YOU:
ok choi just let us out i'm going to my locker rn

YOU:
i'm walking

YOU:
i'm walking

AREUM:
okay and i'm at lunch so pls stop blowing up my phone

AREUM:
i'm tryna eat my food man be quiet

YOU:
yeahhhh no lol

YOU:
still walking

YOU:
do you want a water bottle while i'm up here? i'm by the vending machine

AREUM:
yeah can you get me five

YOU:
i said "a" which means one as in singular

AREUM:
you're mad fake u know i need to stay hydrated

YOU:
no i'm mad broke

YOU:
i cAN ONYL HOLY S HT

AREUM:
i'm guessing you found the surprise

AREUM:
happy belated valentines day hoe

AREUM:
aren't you so excited!!!

YOU:
i'm so excited!1!!!!11!!!

AREUM:
yeah you better be!!! i paid four hundred dollars for those asshole!!!

AREUM:
actually sike i know a guy

AREUM:
got a major discount on those

YOU:
IDC THEY'RE BEIGE YEEZYS

YOU:
THE ELITE FEETS

YOU:
I'm sO BELSSED

YOU:
I JUST FELL TO THE GROUND I CANT STAND MY KNEES ARE SO WEAK

YOU:
WHY IS IT SO LIT

YOU:
mY HEART IS DOING SOME EDM SHIT I C NaT BRAEHTE

AREUM:
yay!!!

AREUM:
now you can finally complete your hypebeast look!!!

YOU:
I OWN THE PuSSY DESTROYERS

AREUM:
those shoes can only help your stroke but so much but kk lol

YOU:
OK IM A LITTLE HURT BY THAT

AREUM:
savage life 24/7 tho

YOU:
O SHIT U RITE THO

AREUM:
when am i not

YOU:
i'm i n te

ars

AREUM:
why are you typing like that

YOU:
b ejcayse i'm fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU:
you didn

t have to do this ar euum

AREUM:
for the record it's *areum. get it right next time.

AREUM:
and don't think anything of it. long story short i bought them for you for valentines day and then something happened that i couldn't give them to you anymore but it's alright you can always just repay me with chicken nuggets or netflix or something

YOU:
ehehehe "netflix" wym areum ehehe

AREUM:
i meant your password pls don't start this

YOU:
hhmmmmmm so netflix huh

YOU:
i mean i always thought you wanted to take things slower than that

YOU:
but if you really don't like being able to walk then your wish is my command

AREUM:
see that's why you're mad ugly
YOU:
am i really

YOU:
well that's not v nice

AREUM:
well would you prefer that i gas you up and be a groupie

YOU:
idk can i get like a free preview or something

AREUM:
kk

AREUM:
*clears throat*

AREUM:
omgggg tae you look s good todayyyyy

YOU:
haha well i mean

YOU:
you ever been pregnant before?

AREUM:
yeah, this isn't gonna work

AREUM:
i'm not doing this ever again

YOU:
you're mad annoying

AREUM:
who do you think i got it from bitch boy

YOU:
ugly

AREUM:
dodo face

YOU:
pancake booty

AREUM:
ball sucker

YOU:
fart breath

AREUM:
booty eater

YOU:
that's it you crossed the line with that one, little dick

AREUM:
i mean i would hope that i have a small peen yanno

YOU:
me too

AREUM:
me too

YOU:
me too

AREUM:
same

YOU:
you just had to break the chain didn't you

AREUM:
i mean i have better things to do

YOU:
what could be better than talking to me :)

AREUM:
1. not talking to you
2. eating
3. watching dramas
4. keeping up with the kardashians
5. money
6. seeing ikon live
7. your singing voice
8. purple reign
9. dropping that ass
10. not talking to you

YOU:
but you said not talking to me twice

AREUM:
i know what i said

YOU:
we're damn near in a relationship and you're still curving me huh

AREUM:
yeah lmao u know how i do

AREUM:
but seriously stop texting me i'm trying to do the review sheet for kang's test tmmr

YOU:
no

YOU:
NO WHAT TEST

AREUM:
THE TEST

YOU:
thERES A TEST TOMORROW??

AREUM:
YES CHILD ALL OF UNIT 11

YOU:
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YOU:
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YOU:
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YOU:
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AREUM:
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