WE DEM BOIS!!:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

HOEBI:
damn taehyung i didn't know

AREUM:
there's a lot of stuff we don't know tbh

AREUM:
so next time lets not jump to conclusions yeah?

KOOKACHU:
agreed

CHAEJIN:
damn tae i'm sorry i didn't think about this earlier

KOOKACHU:
yeah bc boy am i a piece of shit

KOOKACHU:
i never thought about it like this

YOU:
lmao it's okay i guess

YOU:
it feels therapeutic to get this off my mind tbh

AREUM:
and just like that, there's one half of the problem gone already tae

AREUM:
i'm sure you know what the other half is

YOU:
i mean...

HOEBI:
wait what problem

CHAEJIN:
^^?

YOU:
don't worry about it

YOU:
just next time don't underestimate me

YOU:
because i promise i'll embarrass you

AREUM:
MAJOR GLO ALERT!!

AREUM:
UH OH HE FEELING BIG UP!!!

HOEBI:
areum i swear you're like his biggest cheerleader

CHAEJIN:
she is tho it's the cutest

AREUM:
aight lets not have a bitch fest now

AREUM:
cut that sappy shit out

AREUM:
i'm wearing my good bronzer today i will kill you if you make me mess this beat face up with tears

CHAEJIN:
it's always funny watching areum try to express her emotions

CHAEJIN:
don't worry areum we love you too

AREUM:
yo chaejin suck a dick, and die

AREUM:
you're about to catch this pristine fade if you make me cry

CHAEJIN:
hit me then bitch

AREUM:
i'm deadass gimme five minutes

AREUM:
five minutes

YOU:
studies show that adding "deadass" to a statement makes it up to 48% truer

YOU:
so areum

AREUM:
sigh

YOU:
deadass, you need to send me nudes

CHAEJIN:
WELL

AREUM:
y are you still like this

YOU:

KOOKACHU:
alright then tae i gotchu in two minutes

CHAEJIN:
please no

AREUM:
jungkook and taehyung both of you get out oF MY LIFE

YOU:

AREUM:
WH AT THE FUCK

CHAEJIN:
IS HE PULLING THESE OUT HSI ASS

AREUM:
i DUNNO BUT I LOVE THEM???

YOU:
will you send flicks tho

AREUM:
yeah sure thing

AREUM:
this is kinda old but

AREUM:
damn ma those eyebrows hmu

YOU:
you're not being serious are you

AREUM:
i'm being so serious

HOEBI:
how serious tho

AREUM:
deadass serious,,, deadass

AREUM:
which means that that statement is 196% valid and true

YOU:

HOEBI:
BYE

AREUM:
IM LEAVIF G

YOU:
actually scratch that last gif because i refuse to take another L

YOU:
areum, you're sending nudes

YOU:
(i mean only if you wanna like i'll respect your decision it's kool if you don't but)

YOU:
you're deadass sending these nudes

AREUM:
i hear my momma callin o shit she said i gotta dust the inside of the microwave??? yeah sorry brb!!!!

CHAEJIN:
NAH BRING THAT ASS RIGHT BACK HERE BOY

CHAEJIN:
HE SAID DEADASS

CHAEJIN:
NOW YOU GOTTA SEND HIM SOME N00D PICS

YOU:
sorry areum it's the law

AREUM:
damn lol you got me there

AREUM:

YOU:
i've always hated liking you this much

KOOKACHU:
awwwwww so deadass when y'all gonna fuck?

AREUM:
CHAEJIN GET YOUR SON

KOOKACHU:
what? we all wanna know the answer anyway

AREUM:
i'll fucc taehyung only when pigs fly

YOU:
alright y'all i need three pink balloons and a sharpie we bout to make this magic

AREUM:
FUCJCING

KOOKACHU:
LMAOO HE SAID NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE HIM OR HE'D EMBARRASS YOU

KOOKACHU:
YOU SHOULDA TAKEN HIS WORD FOR IT BROSKI

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i hate this chapter lmao