HOBI BOBI:

HOBI BOBI:
areum how much do i owe you

YOU:
technically you owe me 18k won right now since all i ever do is pick up your drinks from starbucks for you

YOU:
but i'll give u a discount

HOBI BOBI:
awwww

YOU:
:)

YOU:
so all you have to do in exchange is make sure i get some answers on the next physics test or its ya neck lmao

HOBI BOBI:
omfg i thought you said i had a discount

YOU:
yeah a discount, not a giveaway

YOU:
so help me out or the gold card gets it

HOBI BOBI:
ki areum you wouldn't dare terminate my starbucks gold card

YOU:
oh but i would

HOBI BOBI:
that's no fair!! i only ask you to get my Starbucks for me because you pass it on your bus route to school in the mornings

YOU:
yeah well

YOU:
actually idk where i was going with this lol

YOU:
but hey did you hear tae tae got his avg up in kang's class?

HOBI BOBI:
ofc i did lmao he wouldn't stop talking about it

HOBI BOBI:
i'm proud of him

YOU:
SO PROUD

YOU:
he got his avg to go up three points!!! three whole points!!!

HOBI BOBI:
but his average is still yikes as hell

YOU:
fuck u bitch why you always got something negative to say

HOBI BOBI:
i'm telling the truth lol

HOBI BOBI:
taehyung is my friend but you gotta admit he has no common sense

YOU:
ok kinda truu but

HOBI BOBI:
then again i don't want to doubt him

HOBI BOBI:
he has proved me wrong a couple times before

YOU:
really?

HOBI BOBI:
yeah

HOBI BOBI:
he was still just as dumb when we were in middle school though

HOBI BOBI:
like not even to diss him he's just a silly dumbass kid

HOBI BOBI:
and he was always a class clown as far back as i could remember but he always did it without trying

HOBI BOBI:
LMAOOO like one day in like seventh grade

YOU:
oh you're one of those people

HOBI BOBI:
???

YOU:
you're already laughing before you tell the story

YOU:
that's mad ugly

HOBI BOBI:
just like you

YOU:
ok r00d

HOBI BOBI:
now back to my story before i was so rudely interrupted

HOBI BOBI:
i brought in kiwis to school for lunch one day and i offered him some

HOBI BOBI:
but he said he didn't want any and he hated them so naturally you know i was feeling nosy and i was like why you hate kiwis bro

HOBI BOBI:
i kid you not this is the dumbest reason

HOBI BOBI:
and mind you we were like 12 or 13 at the time so there's no excuse for this kind of logic

HOBI BOBI:
this boy turned to me and guess what he said

YOU:
shawty imma party till the sun down?

HOBI BOBI:
no

YOU:
never don't mind about a thing?

HOBI BOBI:
NO wtf

HOBI BOBI:
he goes "i'm scared of kiwis because the seeds look like spider eggs. what if there actually is a spider egg mixed in there and i don't know until it's too late?"

YOU:
OMG THATS SO CUTEEE

YOU:
AWWwwwWW SPIDER EGGS

YOU:
that sounds just like something he would say now

YOU:
wow i'm smiling that's like the cutest thing

YOU:
omg i'm gonna call him kiwi from now on

HOBI BOBI:
matter fact we called him kiwi for the rest of that school year lol

HOBI BOBI:
if you call him kiwi he'll probably blush and laugh and try to strangle me and whatnot haha :)

HOBI BOBI:
but it's ok for the sake of taereum

YOU:
just taereum things lmao sureeee

YOU:
i can only imagine

YOU:
baby tae and baby ho

HOBI BOBI:
why do i gotta be baby ho

YOU:
because you a ho

HOBI BOBI:
damn u fuckin rite bitch

YOU:
u must have been so cute as a calf

HOBI BOBI:
jfc IM NOT A HORSE

YOU:
then why u look like that

HOBI BOBI:
.... damn u fuckin rite bitch

YOU:
LMAOOO

YOU:
it's ok hobi you're a jawn anyway

YOU:
a lil cutie pie

HOBI BOBI:
i feel like a homewrecker lol

YOU:
why

HOBI BOBI:
because you just called me cute but you're dating taehyung

YOU:
i wish

HOBI BOBI:
don't we all

HOBI BOBI:
wELL YOURE IN LUCK KIDDO

YOU:
wyd

HOBI BOBI:
i am the fairy squad mother here to make all your dreams come tru for the low price of 13000 won plus s&h !!

YOU:
i'm gonna drink your caramel frap

HOBI BOBI:
did i say 13000 won? i meant for the low price of free !!

YOU:
lmao you're mad fake

HOBI BOBI:
you're too real

YOU:
pffftt i'm about as real as taehyung's jordans

HOBI BOBI:
WELP

YOU:
lmfaoooo, sometimes u gotta drag the people you love you know?

HOBI BOBI:
"love"

YOU:
don't

HOBI BOBI:
too late now you gotta have his kids

YOU:
damn lol