AREUM FT. THE ANTI-THOTS:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

KOOKACHU:
alright kids featuring the virgin

AREUM:
dat me lil mayooo

YOU:
what's lil mayo

AREUM:

YOU:
ayYYY LIL MAYO

AREUM:
aYYY *squad point pose*

YOU:
AYYY *squatting squad point pose*

CHAEJIN:
AYYYYYYY *leaning squad point pose*

AREUM:
yo who the fuck are you bro

KOOKACHU:
chaejin never do that shit again

CHAEJIN:
i shoulda just stayed in my lane shouldn't i?

YOU:
first of all you should have never had the nerve to turn your damn turn signals on smh

YOU:
now apologize to trap goddess areum

AREUM:
or i will call young metro

CHAEJIN:
i just wanted to fit in yall my bad

KOOKACHU:
fuck ya feelins ain't no sorry's bitch

KOOKACHU:
i'mma have to shoot you and ya shawty bitch

CHAEJIN:
nO NOT JIMIN

YOU:
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. YOUR. NAME.

CHAEJIN:
A BITCH. CAN. DREAM.

KOOKACHU:
well kiss that dream goodbye cos imma shoot him

CHAEJIN:
DONT

YOU:
when its too late to say sorry

HOEBI:
when everyone else is on areum's dingaling but you know she still ain't shit

AREUM:
OH SHIT TRUUUU

YOU:
my semi problematic fav 💜

AREUM:
lick these semi problematic nuts fuck ya heart emoji boy

YOU:
noice

KOOKACHU:
wait i texted you guys to ask something

KOOKACHU:
what was it

KOOKACHU:
oh yeah

KOOKACHU:
what are you guys' plans for today

KOOKACHU:
its saturday and i have nothing to do, not even homework

CHAEJIN:
but kang gave three worksheets

KOOKACHU:
not even homework smh

AREUM:
i'm not doing anything

AREUM:
i wanna go to the park tho which is weird because i never like being outside

CHAEJIN:
we should all meet at the park then

HOEBI:
noooo i don't wanna go to the park

HOEBI:
can we go somewhere else

AREUM:
we're not going to starbucks

HOEBI:
oh okay i don't wanna come anymore then lol

KOOKACHU:
but i'll buy you pizza

HOEBI:
i guess i can spare a couple minutes

AREUM:
fake ass hoe

HOEBI:
correction: *fake ass anti-hoe

HOEBI:
we're the anti-thots boo

AREUM:
i regret

AREUM:
buuut we're going out for pizza and then???

HOEBI:
we can go shopping for graduation fits at the mall if you wanna

AREUM:
ughhhHH i forgot about that

CHAEJIN:
YAY SHOPPING

AREUM:
why do we even have to shop for outfits if they're gonna be under our gowns

KOOKACHU:
because you gotta be fresh to death at all times of day

YOU:
lmaoo guys, what if i wore yeezy's to graduation

YOU:
when you have graduation at 5 but have to let taylor finish at 6

HOEBI:
what are you saying rn my guy

HOEBI:
you don't even own yeezy's

YOU:
A BITCH. CAN. DREAM.

AREUM:
yup,, he does not own yeezy's @chaejin

CHAEJIN:
@areum no he does not

YOU:
i feel another secret that i don't understand being kept from me

YOU:
.... oH WELL IDC

YOU:
GRADUATION STILL GONNA BE LITTICUS TITTICUS

CHAEJIN:
but taehyung are you coming with us for pizza??

YOU:
nah i made plans with suzy already

HOEBI:
told yall that bitch name was suzy

YOU:
lmaoo i wish i could come tho

YOU:
my head hurts and i really am not in a zone to be alone with her rn

HOEBI:
but you guys always have so much,,, fun,, together

YOU:
wym

HOEBI:
i mean aren't those hickies on your neck

YOU:
ok yeah but

YOU:
once again she was bitching because i was with you bae

AREUM:
who bae???

AREUM:
NOT I !!!

YOU:
lmao yes you

AREUM:
UH OH HE FEELIN BIG UP BIG UP!!!

HOEBI:
HELLA

AREUM:
OH NA IM OUT

CHAEJIN:
taehyung you do realize ahsung has your passcode right

KOOKACHU:
yeah quit talking

KOOKACHU:
wouldn't want you to get mayweather'd again BYE

KOOKACHU:
IM STILL WEAK

KOOKACHU:
STILL SO FUCKING WEAK

CHAEJIN:
but we wish you could come

YOU:
same here

YOU:
areum guess what she was mad about this time

AREUM:
areum isn't guessing shit!!

AREUM:
FOH

YOU:
k den

HOEBI:
ok well if you're not gonna tell areum can you at least tell my nosy ass

YOU:
long story short, she got mad that i ditched her for you guys (but esp areum) at chaejin's last game

AREUM:
you fuckin idiot stop doing that to her

AREUM:
even though i hate her she's probably hurt af so i'm deadass stop playing her or i'm cutting you off

YOU:
i should stop shouldn't i

AREUM:
yes you should

YOU:
alright i'll stop

YOU:
starting next monday lmao

AREUM:
stop joking, i'm not playing with you

AREUM:
this isn't a fucking joke, and i don't know who you think you are

YOU:
lmaoo you got google on your phone right?

YOU:
alright do me a favor search my name and see what pop up

YOU:
there's ur answer boo

AREUM:
taehyung don't come into this chat and keep thinking you can just keep playing around with her feelings and mine. because you can't have both.

YOU:
alright so then i want you

AREUM:
i'm done

AREUM:
bye

YOU:
ok