AREUM & THE DISCIPLES:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

KOOKACHU:
uMM so i still need help with hw 6.2

HOEBI:
i'M JUS WAITING ON Y'ALL TO FIGURE OUT HOW WE'RE DOING THIS

AREUM:
listen, i'm just here so i don't get fined

YOU:
do you guys have the opi app?

KOOKACHU:
why

HOEBI:
i don't fucking know jungkook maybe to viDEOCHAT ??? considering, yanno, it is a video chat app ??

KOOKACHU:
i didn't know that asshole my bad

YOU:
so i'm guessing hoseok has it then

AREUM:
wow hoesink!!! you even have the same apps as me!!!

HOEBI:
bitch if you don't

AREUM:
trap goddess areum still loves you tho bitch

AREUM:
and i ain't never gonna stop loving you....

YOU:
...bitch

YOU:
wow areum look!!! we even finish each other's sentences!!!!!

YOU:
bae goals

AREUM:
but did i

AREUM:
did i say this was a duet

AREUM:
jungkook did i say this was a duet?

KOOKACHU:
nah fam you didn't say this was a duet

AREUM:
zactly so why are you on my dingaling taehyung

YOU:
i mean i just thought that since hoseok was copying you

AREUM:
nah nah nah u don't get to do that shit

AREUM:
next time i'm suing for copyright infringement

YOU:
u ain't gonna do shit!!!

AREUM:
oh shit u rite!!!

YOU:
*pointing squad pose* AYYY

AREUM:
*squatting squad point pose* AYYYYY

KOOKACHU:
where the fuck is chaejin ffs you guys are no help at all

HOEBI:
she's on the soccer team remember?

HOSEOK:
i think she might have practice right now

KOOKACHU:
okay well can we get this hw out of the way so i can go to bed and get my beauty sleep

HOEBI:
why the fuck you lyin why you always lyin mmMMMohHHmyGOD

KOOKACHU:
thanks hyung i can always count on you,,, if not anyone else,,,,, to raise me up

HOEBI:
anytime motherfucker

YOU:
hoseok that's a damn lie

AREUM:
what's a lie?

HOEBI:
what's a lie?

AREUM:
HOSEOK HOP OFF MY DICC OMG STOP TRYNA BE ME

HOEBI:
every day i contemplate homicide because of people like you areum

YOU:
"anytime motherfucker"

YOU:
.....bOY

YOU:
you are a l i a r !!!

YOU:
you didn't even wanna help a brotha out on that test fym "anytime"

HOEBI:
i mean "for-a-low-flat-rate-of-15000-won-monday-thru-friday" anytime what's not to get

HOEBI:
imbecile

YOU:
thanks

AREUM:
wat

KOOKACHU:
taehyung, do you even know what an imbecile is

YOU:
depends

YOU:
if i say yes are you gonna make me define it & embarrass myself

AREUM:
jfc he doesn't even know it's an insult

YOU:
wait

YOU:
hobi

YOU:
you insulted me?

HOEBI:
i mean if the shoe fits

YOU:
you better take that back right now young man or so help me i will cut off your starbucks gold card for a month!

YOU:
i mean whatever "that" is because i still don't know what that fucking word means

KOOKACHU:
taehyung you poor fuckin dope

YOU:
that's a hard word tho wtf

YOU:
it doesn't even have any root words how was i supposed to break it down

AREUM:
well he ain't wrong

YOU:
so give me an easier word

HOEBI:
iridocyclitis

YOU:
bitch what the fuck is that

YOU:
see, you guys are sitting here talking about me not knowing what an imbecile is but hoseok clearly doesn't know what "easier" means either yet i'm the idiot

YOU:

HOEBI:
that's because i'm actually lowkey smart so i get away with it

YOU:
oh

KOOKACHU:
anyway its 6:26 pm

AREUM:
thank you jungclock for that irrelevant piece of info

KOOKACHU:
it's 6:26 pm and i've been at the table with my physics binder open and i STILL don't have anything on my paper

YOU:
download the opi app so we can videochat and finish the hw you fuckin idiot

KOOKACHU:
i have 565MB left on my phone there's no room

YOU:
ohhh you almost had it!

YOU:
you gotta be quicker den dat!!!

AREUM:
don't worry kookie boo i'll send you a picture of my hw after we finish so you can copy

KOOKACHU:
i now know who my real friends are

KOOKACHU:
trap goddess areum you are my savior

AREUM:
i would never turn down a disciple in need

YOU:
i am in need of nudes

AREUM:
your application for areums_nudes.jpg has been denied. please try again later.

HOEBI:
and she's at it again with another curveball!

KOOKACHU:
srsly areum have you ever considered baseball because with the way you've been throwing all these curves i think you'd make it to the big leagues

KOOKACHU:
and besides that i'd pay good money to watch you swerve him

HOEBI:
yeah yeah whatever now shut up and go to bed while us adults handle our business

KOOKACHU:
once again i am only one year younger than you guys i only skipped one grade

AREUM:
lmao how is this baby talking to me

HOEBI:
so, are we all finally ready to videochat?

YOU:
nah fam let me go get rid of this boner real quick brb

HOEBI:
he really hAD A BONER IM WEAK IM TRULY WEAK

KOOKACHU:
the trap goddess effect

AREUM:
what can i say?

AREUM:
pus-c 2 bomb