KOOKACHU changed the group name to U GOT GAMES?:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

YOU:
boy is u deadass?

KOOKACHU:
what i do

YOU:
"u got games?"

YOU:
why would u do that

YOU:
u know i hate kids

YOU:
so fucking much

AREUM:
lol why

YOU:
my aunt just texted me saying i have to watch my cousins after skoo and help them with their science project AGAIN

AREUM:
that's no reason to hate kids tho

YOU:
fuck is u talkin bout ki areum

YOU:
that alone is every reason to hate kids

HOEBI:
why, did you have plans after school today tae? 👀

YOU:
no???

YOU:
why the eyes emojis

HOEBI:
no reason

AREUM:
lmao hoseok stop pls

YOU:
???

AREUM:
sooo are you gonna be babysitting the twins again?? omg what were their names, they're so cute

CHAEJIN:
miyoung and mina?

YOU:
yes i hate them those rats

YOU:
they're always trying to come for me

YOU:
look, i may be bad in physics but i was a star in chem and according to the encyclopedia of scientology, oil and water don't mix because they're immiscible

YOU:
but last year when i helped them they were steady saying it's because oil and water don't get along

KOOKACHU:
smh stupid kids

AREUM:
they're only seven leave them alone

KOOKACHU:
you're never too young to catch this roast

AREUM:
why are you so judgmental omfggg

AREUM:
i happen to love miyoung and mina

CHAEJIN:
that's because they actually like you

YOU:
no, they LOVE her

YOU:
it must because they're twins like her

CHAEJIN:
those evil demons i swear they're like sour patch kids

YOU:
lol do you remember that time i asked you and areum to help babysit and they drew all over your football while u were asleep

AREUM:
and then i helped them hide it from you

CHAEJIN:
FCKIN RATS I HATE THEM

AREUM:
I LOVE THEM

KOOKACHU:
shut up lol ur still not cute

YOU:
i beg to differ on that kookie ☺️

HOEBI:
... anyway 😒

AREUM:
lmfaoooo shut up hobi

CHAEJIN:
HOSOEK DNOT SHUT UP IM PISSING

YOU:
????????

YOU:
what's the joke

HOEBI:
no jokes here fam just straight snapple facts

YOU:
but i-

YOU:
ok then i guess lol

YOU:
anyway how was everyone's white day

YOU:
mine wasn't all that but it was enjoyable and i ate lots hbu

CHAEJIN:
park jimin didn't hmu smh :/

KOOKACHU:
he's never even spoken to you wtf

CHAEJIN:
i know but he still coulda hmu you know? :/

KOOKACHU:
same, sae-ra didn't even want to go out when i asked her so we kinda just parted ways after school

AREUM:
well seungcheol took me out for boba tea and such

YOU:
oh, sounds nice

HOEBI:
areum, did he pay for your boba tea?

AREUM:
yea

HOEBI:
what a gentleman, folks, what a gentleman

HOEBI:
and did he bring another girl with you?

AREUM:
ummm, no?

HOEBI:
really?

HOEBI:
wow thats a shocker

CHAEJIN:
why lmfao

HOEBI:
oh, you know,, i just thought that's how we do shit now since some people don't understand loyalty nowadays

AREUM:
wait hOSEOK NO

HOEBI:
say, taehyung, what are those purple marks on your neck? and where in god's good name did you get them?

YOU:
um they're hickies

YOU:
from my girlfriend

YOU:
where else would i get them haha

CHAEJIN:
uH OH HE FEELING BOLD!!!

KOOKACHU:
NOPE MOVING ON NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT

KOOKACHU:
baCK TO MINA AND MIYOUNG

AREUM:
yeah lol don't be mad because they love me and not y'all

CHAEJIN:
hoW DO THOSE WITCHES IN TRAINING LOVE AREUM'S BUM ASS AND NOT ME

CHAEJIN:
I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LOGIC

HOEBI:
what can i say

HOEBI:
twitches love areum

YOU:
they really do actually

YOU:
and they've been asking for you a lot

YOU:
do you wanna help me babysit later actually?? they'd love to see you

HOEBI:
shut up fuckface go ask ya sidepiece

KOOKACHU:
WHOA THERE

CHAEJIN:

YOU:
*girlfriend

HOEBI:
*sidepiece

HOEBI:
i know what i said so try and correct me one more time see if i don't knock your front teeth out

YOU:
why r u so salty bro

HOEBI:
don't play dumb

YOU:
i'm not playing anything wtf is good with you today

HOEBI:
hmmm lettuce see

HOEBI:
shall i go down the list?

AREUM:
HOSOKE STUP IT

KOOKACHU:
DISS HAJIMA

HOEBI:
fine

HOEBI:
tomorrow i ain't holdin back

HOEBI:
but i'm done for today if yall so please

AREUM:
thank u jeezus krice

YOU:
oi suzy

HOEBI:
so the bitch name is suzy huh

AREUM:
hSOEK U SAID U WER E DONE

HOEBI:
well bloop bitch i lied

HOEBI:
so,,, how's suzy?

YOU:
1. her name is ahsung
2. "oi suzy" is just a saying lol

YOU:
what is your problem today tho man. i feel really targeted? whats going on

HOEBI:
what are you talking about,,, i'm fine,,, so damn fine today,,,,,, perfect

KOOKACHU:
IM UNCOMFORTABLE

CHAEJIN:
SOOOOO!! MIYOUGN AND MINA HUH?? WHAT ABOUT THOSE DEMONS? HAHAHA

AREUM:
i'm busy after school tae i can't help you srry bro

YOU:
but yesterday you said you weren't gonna be busy

HOEBI:
oops well now she has plans with me bloop try again

YOU:
can you stop saying bloop

HOEBI:
bloop hoe i did it again congratulations you played yourself

CHAEJIN:
hoseok relacks

AREUM:
hoseok seriously, this isn't helping anything

AREUM:
just shut up rn okay?

YOU:
wait what's wrong

KOOKACHU:
you

KOOKACHU:
FUCJING

KOOKACHU:
DOPE