this one is dedicated to all y'all who think this wavy jawn in the media is ugly. i see u all need eye tests lol.

SEUNGCHEOL:

SEUNGCHEOL:
areuuummm

YOU:
what do you want spoon chola

SEUNGCHEOL:
i seeeee youuuuu

YOU:
what?

SEUNGCHEOL:
i think we might be on the same bus lol

SEUNGCHEOL:
and i think that's you in the back of the bus, right? in the two seater?

YOU:
maybe it is

SEUNGCHEOL:
where's your friend?

YOU:
chaejin has football practice so it's just me by myself today

SEUNGCHEOL:
awww so blue and lonely

SEUNGCHEOL:
lonely and blue

YOU:
you don't even know the half of it lol

SEUNGCHEOL:
wym?

YOU:
it's been a long day but whatever i guess

SEUNGCHEOL:
i've got time

YOU:
idk it's kinda complicated

SEUNGCHEOL:
okay and

SEUNGCHEOL:
tell me

SEUNGCHEOL:
tell meeeeee

SEUNGCHEOL:
i need to know what's making my buddy areum so blue and lonely

SEUNGCHEOL:
so lonely and blue

YOU:
omggg stfu i'll tell you damn

SEUNGCHEOL:
wait does this have to do with a guy

YOU:
.... maybe

SEUNGCHEOL:
ki areum you betta not be letting any dusty guy bring you down or make you feel small

SEUNGCHEOL:
who i gotta fight

YOU:
nO LOOK OK

YOU:
there's this guy i like named taehyung, but i didn't always like him

YOU:
well actually i did from like the very beginning and i was just denying it bc i'm really bad at channeling my emotions??? and it's embarrassing to tell people you want to kiss them??

YOU:
so anyway he liked me too

SEUNGCHEOL:
then how is this a problem

YOU:
well bith if you let me finish maybe i would tell you

SEUNGCHEOL:
o damn u rite

YOU:
lol but,,, taehyung liked me. past tense.

YOU:
i spent so much time shooting him down because i was embarrassed, and also a little scared because he looked like a fuckboy to me in the beginning but now he doesn't but alSO HE DOES and i really like him still

SEUNGCHEOL:
ok i get what u were saying up until the part where you said "he is but he isn't but hE IS!!" that's where i'm lost

YOU:
okay so yanno how today is white day

SEUNGCHEOL:
yes i am aware

YOU:
a while ago taehyung texted our mutual friend hoseok that he needed help shopping for someone for white day, and hoseok assumed he was talking about me because i'm the only girl he knew about taehyung liking

YOU:
and hoseok told chaejin who told me that i was going to receive gifts from taehyung today

YOU:
a bracelet, an underwear set from PINK judging by the victoria's secret bag, balloons and stuff

YOU:
but turns out it was all for another girl so

SEUNGCHEOL:
that's fucked up

YOU:
it's my fault tho

YOU:
if i just told him how i felt earlier then he probably wouldn't be dating someone else

SEUNGCHEOL:
okay but i jus think it's funny how he went out of his way to get all that for a girl he just started dating

YOU:
what?

SEUNGCHEOL:
i know good and well as a human with a penis that i wouldn't spend that much on gifts for someone i supposedly just started dating

SEUNGCHEOL:
she's definitely not someone new in his life if u understand what i'm saying

SEUNGCHEOL:
unless he's a sugar daddy which i doubt hopefully

YOU:
oh wow i never thought about that

YOU:
i want to combust all of a sudden

SEUNGCHEOL:
sorry kiddo

SEUNGCHEOL:
are you crying? i'm moving to the back of the bus

YOU:
no stop i have an ugly crying face

YOU:
just stay where you are tbh i'll be fine

SEUNGCHEOL:
i didn't mean to make you cry!!!!!

YOU:
this ain't your fault homie u was jus looking out for me

SEUNGCHEOL:
are you sure you don't want me to sit next to you?

SEUNGCHEOL:
i give really good hugs

YOU:
shut up

SEUNGCHEOL:
okay well i'm coming anyway

SEUNGCHEOL:
actually, i won't

SEUNGCHEOL:
the next stop on the bus is right in front of the boba tea shop

SEUNGCHEOL:
sooooo if you get off there, i'll be your valentine in a totally platonic way and treat you to boba tea and whatever you want to eat and hopefully turn that frown upside down

SEUNGCHEOL:
but if you don't then we'll still be cool

SEUNGCHEOL:
aww you're actually getting up?

YOU:
shut up lol

SEUNGCHEOL:
that's no way to speak to someone who's paying for your boba tea areum

YOU:
idgaf

SEUNGCHEOL:
just shut up before you make us miss the stop

YOU:
you shut up

SEUNGCHEOL:
ugly

YOU:
big head

SEUNGCHEOL:
buttface

YOU:
idiot

SEUNGCHEOL:
noodlehead

YOU:
baby dick

SEUNGCHEOL:
nah cuz now u took it too far take that back