HOEBI:

HOEBI:
i just can't believe my sister went on vacation without me AGAIN like wtf

YOU:
she's traveling again?

HOEBI:
yeah she is

HOEBI:
but that bitch need to stop because she's using my parents savings money

YOU:
lmfaoo what??

HOEBI:
the philippines, greece, germany, california,,, that dumb ho wouldn't be able to go to even half those places if my parents didn't pull the money from their savings to send her

YOU:
but she's like 23 shouldn't she be paying for herself

HOEBI:
THATS WHAT IM SAYING

HOEBI:
THE MORE MONEY SHE SPENDS ON HER LIL VACATIONS THE LESS I HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE,,, TO PACK MY SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

YOU:
whoaa what

YOU:
you wanna leave korea after high school?

HOEBI:
idk i've been thinking about it, considering some stuff.

HOEBI:
i wanna study in china

YOU:
me too

YOU:
i like their study abroad programs too, they have a lot of connections to other universities internationally

HOEBI:
yup

HOEBI:
but chinese is so fckin hard

HOEBI:
i've been practicing for a month now and all i know is "nǐ hâo, nǐ jiào shénme míngzì?"

YOU:
fuck is that

HOEBI:
idek what it means tbh

HOEBI:
all i do know however is that my sister needs to slow her damn roll with the spending

HOEBI:
cause hoseok ain't about to do no damn penny pinching when it's time to go

YOU:
speaking of penny pinching

YOU:
let's talk about white day

YOU:
because i need help shopping for a gift

HOEBI:
yeah sure what do you have in mind for areum?

YOU:
areum,,,, sure,,,

YOU:
well she wanted this bracelet and this bag but i just realized they're both from american companies so it'd take a while to ship

YOU:
and white day is only five days away

HOEBI:
can't you just pay for express shipping

YOU:
of course i can

YOU:
but if i pay for express she better not ask for no dinner or a movie cos i'mma be broke after paying s&h

HOEBI:
i'm so fuckin weak

HOEBI:
why don't you just get her something from the heart

YOU:
like what?

HOEBI:
i know this ceramics place on gosanjoro avenue where you can paint your own ceramic bowl or statue or whatever so you can give that to her if you want

YOU:
do you think she'd like that?

HOEBI:
i have a feeling she might