GROUP:

hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

KOOKACHU:
i need help with kang's homework yo

KOOKACHU:
and wtf is this

KOOKACHU changed the group name to:
FLY GUYS ONLY

KOOKACHU:
ahh, thats better

YOU:
if the chat name is fly guys only then i'm going to have to ask you to leave young man

HOEBI:
#yikes

AREUM:
can you guys stop texting in this chat the test is over let's all go back to ignoring each other pls

YOU:
nah

YOU:
because we're ohana now

YOU:
and ohana means no turning back now mada facka

YOU:
then again, me and you could always be more than just fam @areum

AREUM:
idkk that kinda sounds like incest to me @taehyung

HOEBI:
damn tae you just take curve after curve

HOEBI:
like y=sin(x)

KOOKACHU:
u fuckin nerd was that a math joke

HOEBI:
does taehyung take more than twelve L's from areum per day?

KOOKACHU:
damn tae he got u twice

KOOKACHU:
like ooh ahh ooh ahh

YOU:
its all good

YOU:
all these L's will turn into W's one day, believe it

AREUM:
keep dreaming naruto

KOOKACHU:
anyway i called our little dysfunctional family back together for a lil reunion because i need help with the physics homework and i know at least one of you fuckers has done it already

AREUM:
we had homework?

HOEBI:
fuck i forgot about that

KOOKACHU:
where would i be without you all

AREUM:
probably in detention from the amount of classes and homeworks you skip

KOOKACHU:
why did you have to put me on blast though

AREUM:
sorry kid i only spit two things

AREUM:
1. supa hot fire

AREUM:
and 2. straight fax

AREUM:
dassit

YOU:
i can't help but notice jizz isn't on that list areum what's good 👅👀😏

AREUM:
probably not your stroke game

KOOKACHU:
jEEZUS CHRYS

YOU:
uncaLLED fOR

HOEBI:
to be fair if i was areum i would curve you too da fuque

HOEBI:
you're like a new hybrid breed of fuckboy it's unbelievable

YOU:
me? a fuckboy??? never!!!

KOOKACHU:
guys i'm really struggling with this homework though,, i can't afford another 0 on my homework grade i already have a 67.4 in that class please help me areum

AREUM:
okay number one

AREUM:
lmao what is geosynchronous orbit

AREUM:
orbit gum has a new flavor?

YOU:
bitch i thought that was a dinosaur tf

KOOKACHU:
you dipshit we're in physics why would we be learning about the nonexistent geosynchronous rex

YOU:
first of all it would be called the geosynchronousaurus so  go fuck yourself

AREUM:
hoseok please redeem us

HOEBI:
i haven't had a coffee in 48 hrs i can't focus what are these words what do they mean wHEN THEY NOD THEIR HEAD YES

YOU:
i'm sure if we all cum together we can figure this bullshit out

YOU:
*come, ffs

AREUM:
lmao autocorrect or na

YOU:
yeah lmfaooo you know i stay on pornhub

AREUM:
*squad point pose* AYYY

YOU:
*squatting squad point pose* AYYYYY

AREUM:
yeah but i prefer redtube actually

YOU:
really? redtube's camera quality sucks tho

AREUM:
idk the cinematics and the aesthetic is just higher quality to me also the pornstars are just more experienced and they seem like vip to me

AREUM:
even tho i refuse to pay the price for premium membership fuck outta here boi!!!!

YOU:
finally someone who understands

HOEBI:
why are y'all discussing porn cinematography in our prayer group

AREUM:
its a craft that's why

AREUM:
the art of busting this pu$$y open

HOEBI:
i'll be taking the check i have to leave right now immediately

YOU:
what's a girl like you doing on redtube anyway?

AREUM:
masturbating tf

KOOKACHU:
omfg stop beFORE YOU GIVE HIM A BONER

YOU:
if you're reading this its too late

HOEBI:
anyway how are we gonna do this physics homework

KOOKACHU:
can't we just do it over text?

AREUM:
nah fam remember last time we tried to share answers over text?

YOU:
she's right

AREUM:
i think we should do a videochat guys

HOEBI:
i think we should do a video chat then

AREUM:
why r u trying to steal my idea tho horseok

HOEBI:
stfu you creature

AREUM:
i mean i think its really cute when my fans copy me and all but

AREUM:
this is a bit much now don't you think? copying what i say? come on now hobes

HOEBI:
bitch we typed it at the same time yours just happened to send first

AREUM:
you mean you typed it at the same time as me

AREUM:
first we were wearing the same exact outfit in school today, now this?

YOU:
you mean the uniform?

AREUM:
the same exact outfit smh

AREUM:
you need to re lacks horsecock i'm only joking

AREUM changed the group name to AREUM & THE DISCIPLES.

HOEBI:
areum you're mad fuckin annoying

AREUM:
there's no need to be shy about this horseling

AREUM:
trap goddess areum loves all her disciples no matter what

KOOKACHU:
"trap goddess areum" yUCK I'M RETCHING

YOU:
shut up i lOVE HER

AREUM:
thanks

AREUM:
not that i love you back or anything

AREUM:
i just really appreciate you boosting my ego