THE RISE OF TAEREUM💫✨💸:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

KOOKACHU:
i can't believe you guys actually made me go ALL THE WAY to chaejin's house, READ the TEXTBOOK, and MEMORIZE things and we aren't even HAVING this QUIZ today

CHAEJIN:
well it ain't my fault that kang stayed home today

AREUM:
i don't blame him either

AREUM:
and i feel bad for the substitute teacher too

AREUM:
i hate being in this hellhole

AREUM:
the water fountains don't even have cold water

AREUM:
how am i supposed to be a hydrated ho if i can't even get a drink of water around here???

YOU:
you can buy water from the vending machines???

YOU:
idk tho like its just a suggestion

AREUM:
and i suggest you keep your mouth shut before i stomp your face in with my timberlands

AREUM:
not everyone has ten thousand won to spend every day on water, rich boy

AREUM:
i have more important things to buy

HOEBI:
such as coffee and saeoo snek!!!!

HOEBI:
i'm always a hoe for coffee and saeoo snek!!

CHAEJIN:
we know

HOEBI:
first of all how dare you even say that about me chaejin

YOU:
wait why would you spend ten thousand won on water tf

YOU:
they're only two thousand won a bottle

KOOKACHU:
did you not just hear her say she's a hydrated ho????

AREUM:
yes, listen to my favorite disciple

AREUM:
trap goddess areum requires five bottles of liquid sustenance a day to stay fresh to death, no more, no less

AREUM:
omfg i should make a shrine for myself

AREUM:
all my disciples could pay homage by leaving water bottles there instead of me paying for it omg would you guys do that for me?

CHAEJIN:
bitch i hope the fuck you would make a shrine for yourself

HOEBI:
ain't nobody gonna bring you no type of liquid sustenance ho

HOEBI:
i gotta save my mulaz for chipotle and saeoo and coffee even tho chipotle always sets my asshole on fire!!!

YOU:
and i gotta save for the new yeezy boosts!!!

CHAEJIN:
you mean the fuckboy boosts?

YOU:
why are you drinking so much haterade rn

CHAEJIN:
read id:gaf am

YOU:
ouch

KOOKACHU:
srsly though you guys need to stop being so selfish

KOOKACHU:
if we don't offer water to our trap goddess then how else is she supposed to quench her undying thirst

YOU:
for me? 😎😊

KOOKACHU:
no for park jimin

AREUM:
JHESSSSS 

AREUM:
YAAAAAAAAAAS

AREUM:
YEHET

CHAEJIN:
groupie alert

AREUM:
he's a thottie but that asssssss

AREUM:
d a t  a s s !!!

YOU:
wtf lol

CHAEJIN:
no his ass is really popping tho

KOOKACHU:
i jus wanna lay my head on his ass

HOEBI:
yeah!! and tbh if park jimin kicked me down a flight of stairs bitch i'd say thank you

KOOKACHU:
hold on now hoseok, i didn't say all that.... i didn't say all that

CHAEJIN:
he's not wrong tho kookie boo

CHAEJIN:
only a damn fool wouldn't feel blessed if he did that to them

YOU:
well i guess that makes me a damn fool

YOU:
all of u are so gay

KOOKACHU:
taehyung stop acting like we're hurt by that "revelation"

AREUM:
you've been a damn fool already

AREUM:
you're just naturally dumb regardless of the circumstances

YOU:
ok

YOU:
well um since we're on the topic

YOU:
tits or ass

AREUM:
ASS

HOEBI:
tiddies

KOOKACHU:
tiddies

CHAEJIN:
the jibooty

AREUM:
what about you tae?

YOU:
y'all know me,,
ass af

YOU:
like af af

AREUM:
ayyy *squad point pose*

YOU:
aYYYY *squatting squad point pose*

HOEBI:
taehyung i'mma let you finish

HOEBI:
but tiddies are some of the best things of all time

KOOKACHU:
besides pussy tho right?

HOEBI:
yeah, besides pussy.

AREUM:
JUNGKOOK YOU'RE TEN YEARS OLD STOP CURSING

KOOKACHU:
.... pussy

AREUM:
I AIN'T PLAYIN DEEZ GAMES

KOOKACHU:
*licks lips* 

KOOKACHU:
pUSSY

AREUM:
CHAEJIN COME GET YOUR MANS

CHAEJIN:
my man????

CHAEJIN:
i am not tyga i don't do that kind of thing

KOOKACHU:
i am only ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN Y'ALL FOR THE RECORD

AREUM:
awww baby's first words

KOOKACHU:
yo fuk u homie

YOU:
nah nah nah nah nah we gotta rewind a lil

YOU:
hobi,,,,,, tiddies are not on the same level of ass

YOU:
don't you EVER say tiddies are better than ass

HOEBI:
but ass isn't all that.

YOU:
listen man.....pack ya shit

HOEBI:
???

YOU:
pack ya shit, get tHE FUCK OUT MY GROUP CHAT

HOEBI:
tae wtf

YOU:
you wanna go??? you tryna scrap??? you wanna catch these hands??????

AREUM:
WORLDSTARRRR

YOU:
get out. get the FUCK out.

HOEBI:
WHY THO

YOU:
BECAUSE ASS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND YOU DUMB FUCK

YOU:
TITS DON'T HAVE SHIT ON ASS

HOEBI:
ughhh but people poop from there you sick freak

YOU:
ANUS !!!

YOU:
AIN'T ASS !!! MY DUDE !!!

KOOKACHU:
BUT iTS ALL CONNECTED

AREUM:
SCREAMING

YOU:
speaking of tiddies tho

KOOKACHU:
after all that you have the nerve to talk about tata's???

YOU:
i said

YOU:
SPEAKING OF TIDDIES

YOU:
i noticed you've been unbuttoning your uniform shirt a little lower lately areum what's um

YOU:
what's that all about?

AREUM:
whaddya mean what's that all about

KOOKACHU:
he means what's that all about tf

AREUM:
please stay quiet while the adults are speaking honey

YOU:
why are you showing more cleavage all of a sudden

YOU:
who are you trying to look good for

AREUM:
hot stranger on the bus #22617

YOU:
i'm sure he's not as cute as me tho

AREUM:
he's definitely as cute as you tho

AREUM:
wait i worded that wrong don't even try it

CHAEJIN:
👀👀👀 okay i see you areum!!! making moves on tae on the low!!!

AREUM:
yup,,,, definitely chaechi

YOU:
lmao but,,,

YOU:
still waiting on an explanation as to why you're showing everyone our tiddies tho

AREUM:
oh lol

AREUM:
its because i have a lil crooked toof on the bottom row and people have been pointing it out a bit more than usual as of lately so i'm using my tata's to draw their eye away from my teeth because i have nice boobs

AREUM:
so they cancel out right?

YOU:
well it is working but i mean,

YOU:
i always thought your crooked toof was adorable

AREUM:
well i don't so your opinion never mattered did it

KOOKACHU:
h, i, j, k, [ L ] m n o p

HOEBI:
so is no one gonna point out the fact that tae said "our tiddies" when he was talking about areum's boobs or like

HOEBI:
is it just me

CHAEJIN:
i think he meant to say *your lol

YOU:
stop trying to put words in my mouth chaejin, i know what i said

they're our tiddies

AREUM:
HA !! since when??

YOU:
since always tf

YOU:
but seriously, ari, as much as i love the view, i need you to start covering up a bit more

AREUM:
and why is that, oppa ;)

YOU:
i don't like sharing my jagi with anyone else

KOOKACHU:
SMOOOOOOOTH

HOEBI:
teach me your ways taehyung.

CHAEJIN:
jUST START DATING ALREAYD OMFFF

CHAEJIN:
AND SHE CALLED HIM OPPA

CHAEJIN:
I AM LIVING TODAY

AREUM:
no I wAS TRYING TO MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE AND IT BACKFIRED Y I K ES

KOOKACHU:
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY,,,,

KOOKACHU:
KIM TAEHYUNG,,,,

KOOKACHU:
AFTER COLLECTING HUNDREDS OF L'S,,

KOOKACHU:
FINALLY TOOK A W

HOEBI:
(L)EGENDARY

CHAEJIN:
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE

KOOKACHU:
the come up!!!!

HOEBI:
HE'S MAKING MOVEMENTS OUT HERE Y'ALL.

i read over the messages and smiled, watching as my phone filled with more messages from these idiots. the sub didn't seem to mind me being on my phone at all. so i licked my lips and began to type a reply in the chat, letting out a chuckle to myself when suddenly,

"kim taehyung!"

i looked up from my phone to the source of the voice, three seats to the right in the corner of the room. and there she was, in all her unbuttoned glory, the one and only trap goddess areum.

ari didn't look upset at all. in fact, she rarely ever got upset with me, which was amazing since i literally annoyed her at any given opportunity.

even i wouldn't put up with me, if i was a girl.

then again, areum wasn't just a girl. she was.... something, that one.

instead of being upset, she had this mischievous look in her eyes as she crossed her legs and faced me in her seat. there was a subtle, yet confident cock to her brow as she tossed another saeoo chip in her mouth.

she said, "i will never be your girl."

i scoffed at the notion, though it was probably true. but for now i had won, and that was all that mattered.

i made a kissy face at her, just to taunt. she rolled her eyes. i smirked and turned around in my chair, doodling on the desk with my pencil as i sighed.

she'll never be my girl?

that's debatable.