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GROUP:

hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum



YOU:
k so like

YOU:
what's the answer to number 24?





YOU:
hoseoK I SAW YOU READ MY MESSAGE

HOEBI:
okay and

YOU:
and, what's the answer?


YOU:
HOSEOK STOP LEAVING ME ON READ

HOEBI:
omfffgggg whATTT do you WANT FROM MY LIFE

YOU:
THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 24 YOU FUCKIN NIT

KOOKACHU:
wait wtf who made this group chat

YOU:
me hoe

YOU:
now i know at least one of you has the answer to number 24 what is it

HOEBI:
jfc what if my phone wasn't on silent then what

CHAEJIN:
smh yeah what if teacher kang heard our phones go off from these notifications?

AREUM:
okay but did y'all die tho?

AREUM:
stop dragging it and give us the answer

YOU:
^^^facts

AREUM:
wait who is that number

HOEBI:
which number?

AREUM:
021-819-4462

YOU:
oh that's me lol

AREUM:
thanks that cleared everything up suddenly i understand

KOOKACHU:
jfc it's kim taehyung

AREUM:
oh

AREUM:
hola taehyung

YOU:
it's oppa to you, bae 👅💗

AREUM:
same phone who dis

HOEBI:
is it possible to feel secondhand curve because if so i just felt it from across the classroom

YOU:
haha it's okay, she'll come around

AREUM:
,,,,,,,sure

AREUM:
meanwhile i still do not know the answer to number 24

YOU:
oh shit truu what's the answer swing that my way hoseok

HOEBI:
why do i have to swing it your way there are two other people in this chat

HOEBI:
ask chaejin or jungkook

KOOKACHU:
bitch i hope the fuck y'all would ask me for these answers

KOOKACHU:
y'all will all be in summer school if you leave this up to me

AREUM:
chaejin unnieee

AREUM:
has anyone ever told you how beautiful you look in that outfit

CHAEJIN:
bitch u mean the uniform?

AREUM:
same difference now gimme the answer

CHAEJIN:
lmao i don't even know what a vector is but thanks for the compliment bae

AREUM:
i take it back you useless garden gnome

CHAEJIN:
wow so now i'm a gnome huh

CHAEJIN:
it's not my fault i don't have the answer! ask hoseok!

HOEBI:
i'm running on two hours of sleep and a grande caramel macchiato i don't have energy to waste on you idiots

CHAEJIN:
i feel really attacked rn

AREUM:
they don't want you to win

CHAEJIN:
hoseok just give them the answer so they can stfu

KOOKACHU:
or better yet just stop being little shits and guess the answer

AREUM:
nah fam this is a short response question worth 10 points fuck u mean "guess"

YOU:
this is why i like areum

YOU:
she's loyal 😍

AREUM:
unlike you

YOU:
she's smart👌🏼

AREUM:
yet another thing we don't have in common lol

YOU:
ride me on this journey to success

AREUM:
i think you meant ride *with me, taehyung

YOU:
nah i know what i meant 😏

HOEBI:
a fuckboy.... he walks among us

CHAEJIN:
jfc what's the answer to 24 ?!!!????

KOOKACHU:
i'm sure 24 isn't even that baD HOLY SHIT WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM IS THIS

YOU:
we're all screwed

AREUM:
except jungkook, he's a virgin

HOEBI:
#exposed

KOOKACHU:
i'M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT GIRL OKAY

AREUM:
@ chaejin noona he's talking about youuuuu

CHAEJIN:
you better fucking stop i'm not trying to catch as case for jungkook's kindergarten head ass

YOU:
would you fuck him for a scooby snack?

AREUM:
she probably would

AREUM:
wow was that kick to the ass necessary chae i didn't even do anything

KOOKACHU:
excuse you all

KOOKACHU:
"HE" has a name, and "HE" is only one year younger than the rest of you so stfu

YOU:
sorry kid i don't understand toddler gurgles????

AREUM:
yeah shut up virgin lol

AREUM:

behold

KOOKACHU:
WHEN DID YOU FIND THE TIME TO PH OTOSHOP MY FACE ONTO THE VIRGIN MARY

AREUM:
shhh just admire the masterpiece

YOU:
IM WEAKKKK

CHAEJIN:
kook this is your new contact photo omfg

KOOKACHU:
my life is a fucking nightmare

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creds to softtae for the hi-larious jungkook edit im cryang

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