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GROUP:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum
YOU:
k so like
YOU:
what's the answer to number 24?
YOU:
hoseoK I SAW YOU READ MY MESSAGE
HOEBI:
okay and
YOU:
and, what's the answer?
YOU:
HOSEOK STOP LEAVING ME ON READ
HOEBI:
omfffgggg whATTT do you WANT FROM MY LIFE
YOU:
THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 24 YOU FUCKIN NIT
KOOKACHU:
wait wtf who made this group chat
YOU:
me hoe
YOU:
now i know at least one of you has the answer to number 24 what is it
HOEBI:
jfc what if my phone wasn't on silent then what
CHAEJIN:
smh yeah what if teacher kang heard our phones go off from these notifications?
AREUM:
okay but did y'all die tho?
AREUM:
stop dragging it and give us the answer
YOU:
^^^facts
AREUM:
wait who is that number
HOEBI:
which number?
AREUM:
021-819-4462
YOU:
oh that's me lol
AREUM:
thanks that cleared everything up suddenly i understand
KOOKACHU:
jfc it's kim taehyung
AREUM:
oh
AREUM:
hola taehyung
YOU:
it's oppa to you, bae 👅💗
AREUM:
same phone who dis
HOEBI:
is it possible to feel secondhand curve because if so i just felt it from across the classroom
YOU:
haha it's okay, she'll come around
AREUM:
,,,,,,,sure
AREUM:
meanwhile i still do not know the answer to number 24
YOU:
oh shit truu what's the answer swing that my way hoseok
HOEBI:
why do i have to swing it your way there are two other people in this chat
HOEBI:
ask chaejin or jungkook
KOOKACHU:
bitch i hope the fuck y'all would ask me for these answers
KOOKACHU:
y'all will all be in summer school if you leave this up to me
AREUM:
chaejin unnieee
AREUM:
has anyone ever told you how beautiful you look in that outfit
CHAEJIN:
bitch u mean the uniform?
AREUM:
same difference now gimme the answer
CHAEJIN:
lmao i don't even know what a vector is but thanks for the compliment bae
AREUM:
i take it back you useless garden gnome
CHAEJIN:
wow so now i'm a gnome huh
CHAEJIN:
it's not my fault i don't have the answer! ask hoseok!
HOEBI:
i'm running on two hours of sleep and a grande caramel macchiato i don't have energy to waste on you idiots
CHAEJIN:
i feel really attacked rn
AREUM:
they don't want you to win
CHAEJIN:
hoseok just give them the answer so they can stfu
KOOKACHU:
or better yet just stop being little shits and guess the answer
AREUM:
nah fam this is a short response question worth 10 points fuck u mean "guess"
YOU:
this is why i like areum
YOU:
she's loyal 😍
AREUM:
unlike you
YOU:
she's smart👌🏼
AREUM:
yet another thing we don't have in common lol
YOU:
ride me on this journey to success
AREUM:
i think you meant ride *with me, taehyung
YOU:
nah i know what i meant 😏
HOEBI:
a fuckboy.... he walks among us
CHAEJIN:
jfc what's the answer to 24 ?!!!????
KOOKACHU:
i'm sure 24 isn't even that baD HOLY SHIT WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM IS THIS
YOU:
we're all screwed
AREUM:
except jungkook, he's a virgin
HOEBI:
#exposed
KOOKACHU:
i'M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT GIRL OKAY
AREUM:
@ chaejin noona he's talking about youuuuu
CHAEJIN:
you better fucking stop i'm not trying to catch as case for jungkook's kindergarten head ass
YOU:
would you fuck him for a scooby snack?
AREUM:
she probably would
AREUM:
wow was that kick to the ass necessary chae i didn't even do anything
KOOKACHU:
excuse you all
KOOKACHU:
"HE" has a name, and "HE" is only one year younger than the rest of you so stfu
YOU:
sorry kid i don't understand toddler gurgles????
AREUM:
yeah shut up virgin lol
AREUM:
behold
KOOKACHU:
WHEN DID YOU FIND THE TIME TO PH OTOSHOP MY FACE ONTO THE VIRGIN MARY
AREUM:
shhh just admire the masterpiece
YOU:
IM WEAKKKK
CHAEJIN:
kook this is your new contact photo omfg
KOOKACHU:
my life is a fucking nightmare
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creds to softtae for the hi-larious jungkook edit im cryang
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