Okay! So, I was helping to clean the kitchen today, and my mom handed me three clicky lighter things. (I don't know what they're called D:)

Anyway, I was trying to carry them, but somehow managed to drop one of the clicky lighters. It made a really loud noise as it fell, basically making the whole family stop what they were doing and stare at me.

With all eyes on me, I thrust my fist in the air and made the best joke in my life.

"I'm a flamethrower!"

I'm so proud of myself  :)))))))))))))))))))))))