Well, it's the weekend and it's the weekend the club decides to show up at our doorstep. You can thank Kyoya and Alois for finding it. Luckily, Pluto or anyone else wasn't doing anything weird at the time.

...Sebastian's POV... When the clubs arrives

I head to the door to answer whoever the annoying twit is that keeps constantly ringing it. It's 11:27 am and we weren't supposed to be having any guests today.

It turns out that Mey Rin already answered it and is trying to close the door from being opened.

"Who is it?" I ask.

"It's A-Alois and many others, yes there are!" she says.

"Let me," I say and I open the door a crack to find that brat Alois, the triplets, and lots of other people I don't recognize.

"Sebastian!" Alois cheers.

I slam the door in his face and begin to return to my duties before the doorbell rings again. I sigh. "Honestly." I open the door again and look at him through the small crack.

"That wasn't very nice, Sebastian," Alois pouts.

"Why should I be nice to you? You're a spoiled brat," I retort. "I assume you want to take my young master. I won't let you touch him. Young master would be sullied if an inferior, dirty person like you were to touch him."

"Hey! That's a horrible thing to say!" the one girl says.

"I'm sorry if this comes out rude, but who are you and do you even know Alois?" I ask, glaring at her.

"I-I'm Haruhi F-Fujioka and of c-course I d-do. He's m-my f-friend," she stutters bravely.

I chuckle, darkly, at her nervous voice. "Friends," I scoff. "You don't even know his name," I say.

"His name is Alois Trancy," she says.

"Whatever you say," I scoff.

"Who's at the door, Sebastian?" Bard asks and peeks around the door. "Should we get the guns?" he asks once he spots Alois.

"G-guns?!" the tall blond screeches.

"I heard the bell ringing, who's the visitor?" Finny asks and tries to look.

I close the door and turn to face the three servants. "It's many unwelcomed guests. Don't worry, I'll take care of them just return to your duties."

"Yes, sir!" they salute and run off.

The door rings again.

I open the door once again and look through the small crack. "Why don't you go away, you disgusting thing of a human."

"That's a no can do! We came here for Ciel! We're spending the weekend here!" Alois says.

"No way in hell," I reply and close the door.

The bell rings again and this time Zandra comes down the steps.

"I'm really starting to get tired of this bell ringing. Who's out there?" she asks.

"A soon to be smushed spider," I answer.

She comes over and opens the door. I step out of their sight behind the door.

"Zandra!" they all cheer.

"Why the hell are you here?" she asks with an annoyed look.

(So, she knows the others? Oh, they must be that Host Club the young master and her are in.)

"We're here for our deal," two voices say.

"We're staying here for the weekend," a childlike voice says.

"Oh, no you're not. You can stay here till the end of the day," she says.

"Too bad! We already have our luggage!" the blond says. "We're here for the weekend."

She sighs and looks towards me. "Give me a sec," she says and closes the door. "Get Finny to hide Pluto and whatever else you think might go wrong."

"As long as you keep an eye on those triplets. Claude's offspring is not to be trusted," I say.

"I'll watch them, don't worry," she says.

I kiss the top of her head. "Bring them to lunch at 1, baby kitten."

"I will."

...Zandra's POV...

My father walks off and I open the door again. "Come in."

They all come in with all their luggage.

"Wow, Ciel has an incredibly large manor. It's bigger than the main Suoh house that my grandmother lives in," Tamaki says looking around in awe. "It's very dark and creepy though."

The twins wrap their arms around my neck. "You look really sexy in your maid's uniform," they say.

"Ho ho ho."

Everyone looks toward the source of the hos. They discover our small tea drinking man.

"Who is he?" Alois asks.

"This is the house steward. He was injured in the past from the house fire and so he has to reserve his energy for when it's really important," I explain.

"Look, Takashi, I'm taller than someone for once!" Honey says with a big smile.

"Yeah," Mori grunts.

"Tanaka, could you show them to their rooms for me please?" I ask. "I have to check up on something."

"Ho ho ho," he says with a nod and turns around up the stairs. The others follow behind.

"After they dropped their stuff off take them to the main living room," I say and leave to go find Finny. I find him trying to pull Pluto into the garden house.

"Come on you big dog!" Finny yells. "We can't let anyone see you!"

"Finny, go open the garden house's door," I say walking up to them.

"Yes, ma'am!" he salutes and rushes over to it and opens it up.

I transform into a cat and Pluto gets excited, turns into his human form, and begins chasing after me. I run straight through the door and Finny closes it behind us. I turn back to a human.

"Now listen, I want you to stay here," I say and flash my eyes at him. He whimpers and sits down. "And Finny, I want you to watch him."

"Yes, Miss Zandra!"

I exit and make my way to Ciel's study. I knock on the door.

"Come in," he says.

I open the door. "The Host Club is spending the weekend here."

"What?! I thought this was a one day thing! Have you hid Pluto?!"

"Yes, a few seconds ago."

He sighs in relief. "Now all we have to worry about is Bard blowing up the kitchen or Mey Rin dropping plates," he says.

"They should be waiting in the main living room now," I say.

"Then we shall head down," he says and stands up from his seat. "You may change out of your maid's uniform if you'd like."

"I think I'm okay with continuing to wear it," I say as we make our way to the room.

"Out of all the weekends they just had to choose this one," Ciel complains.

"That's right. Another murder might happen tomorrow, right?" I ask.

"That's what Sebastian has concluded," he says.

"Too bad we don't know who or where it will be," I say.

"Indeed."

We enter the living room and see everyone hanging on the couches.

"There you are my little Ciel!" Alois says.

"Never call me your little Ciel," Ciel growls.

"Wow, doesn't he look handsome in his fancy clothes, mommy?" Tamaki asks Kyoya.

"Sure," Kyoya says looking at the small picture frame on the fire place of Ciel's parents. "Are these your parents?"

"Yes, they are," Ciel says.

"You have your mother's eyes and your father's hair," Haruhi says, peeking over Kyoya's shoulder.

"That's what I've been told," Ciel says.

"Where's Fin-chan?" Honey asks.

"He's busy in the garden," I say.

"So, do you have any more servants?" the twins ask. "We've already seen that pink haired girl, Tanaka, then counting Zandra, Finny, and Zandra's father."

"We have 3 more you haven't met," Ciel says.

"Wait, wasn't that silver haired guy one?" Honey asks.

"Pluto?" Alois says. "Yeah, where is he?"

"He's out," I say.

"Huh," Alois says with a smirk.

"We can introduce you to the chef at lunch. The other might just turn up whenever he wants," Ciel says.

"Whenever he wants?" Kyoya questions.

"He's very quiet so you don't really notice him much. He's usually outside in the sun sleeping or something. I don't really know what he does," Ciel says.

"Creepy," Honey shivers.

"I know this may be inappropriate, but when we were at the door we heard a voice ask Sebastian, I believe, if he should get the guns. Only when he realized who was outside. Why's that?" Haruhi asks.

"That was probably the chef then. He was probably talking about when he went hunting or something," I say.

"No, it was specifically when he saw Alois," Kyoya says.

Alois giggles. "There's a reason why they hate me, but that's a story that should be left alone," he says.

"What should we do?" the twins ask, completely ignoring the other conversation. "We're bored."

"It was your idea to come here," Ciel scoffs. "Nobody said we were going to do anything fun."

"Can we have a tour of your place?" they suggest.

"No," I say.

"Why not?" they whine.

"One, Alois is not to be trusted. Two, there are things you shouldn't see. Three, there's really nothing to see besides what you see in this room. Four, I don't trust any of you," Ciel says.

"That hurts, Ciel!" Alois cries out.

"It's your fault for why I don't like you," Ciel says. "Besides you've seen it before when you kidnapped me."

"I just don't like you period. Especially since your butler is Claude," I scoff.

"How about you guys tell us about this relationship between your butlers and Zandra," Kyoya says.

"That's extremely personal," I say.

"Can we at least see the garden?" the twins ask, completely ignoring the following conversation again.

Ciel sighs. "Fine, but that's all we're doing."

"Okay..." they whine.

"Zandra, show us to the garden," Ciel says.

"Yes, my lord," I say.

"Yes, my lord?" everyone says confused.

"You know that Zandra is my maid, why are you so shocked?" Ciel scoffs and walks out the room behind me.

The others follow us outside.

"Wow, this garden is extravagant!" Tamaki sings and looks around in excitement.

"Fin-chan is a really good gardener!" Honey says.

"If only it was actually him..." I mutter in English.

"Would you guys like some tea?" Ciel asks.

"Do you have any commoner's coffee?" Tamaki asks.

"Why would I have any of that trash?" Ciel scoffs.

"Do you hate it because it's a commoner's drink?" the twins ask.

"No, because it's coffee," Ciel and Alois say.

"It doesn't matter if it's commoner's coffee. Coffee is coffee," Ciel says. "I'm an Englishman."

"We drink tea," Alois says.

"What kinda tea do you drink?" Kyoya asks.

"Earl Grey," Alois and Ciel respond.

"That's what I thought. That's the most popular tea in London," Kyoya says.

"Would anyone like some Earl Grey tea?" I ask. "Besides everyone from London since I already know they want some."

"I'll try it," Haruhi says.

"I'd like some too," Tamaki says.

"No thanks," Kyoya, Honey, and Mori say.

"I'll go get Sebastian!" Finny says jumping out the greenhouse, slamming the door behind him.

I pull him to me and get close to his ear to whisper. "Is Snake in there controlling Pluto?" I whisper in English.

"Yes!" he says.

"Good," I say and let him go. "Don't get my father get Mey Rin instead, my father is preparing lunch," I say now in Japanese.

"Yes, Miss Zandra!" Finny salutes and rushes off.

"Miss Zandra?" the twins question.

"Why does he call you that if he's older than you?" Honey asks.

Alois laughs. "If only," he mutters.

"Because I'm the second in command. I'm his superior," I respond.

"That and he calls every girl Miss," Ciel adds.

"He didn't call me Miss," Haruhi says.

"Because he wasn't allowed to so he would keep our secret," Ciel says.

"Besides, Miss Haruhi would sound weird," the twins say.

"I've brought the tea, Miss Zandra!" Mey Rin says running towards us with a tray with cups and a teapot. She trips on air and the tea flies into the air.

"Zandra!" Ciel yells.

I catch everything before anyone can blink and slowly walk over to the table, setting the cups to each person.

I sigh. "Mey Rin, you must be more careful. That would've been a disaster if I wasn't here," I scold. "This would've been the eighth mistake this month."

"I'm so sorry, yes I am!" she says and repeatedly bows.

Everyone blinks quickly just now realizing what happened. "Whoa!" everyone shouts, besides Mori and my fellow Londoners. "How'd you do that?!"

"Skills," Ciel says. "That's why she's my maid."

"Wish we had such a sexy and awesome maid," the twins say.

After they finish their tea, I look at my phone for the time to read 12:52 pm.

"Young master, we have 8 minutes till lunch is served. Would you like to have it out here or in the dining hall?" I ask.

"I don't really feel like moving, so bring it out here," Ciel says.

"Yes, my lord. Finny, Mey Rin, go get my father and Bard to bring the food out here," I say. "And, please, don't do anything reckless as usual."

"Yes, ma'am!" they salute and rush off.

"As usual?" Tamaki asks.

"Let's just say that those two along with the chef are very clumsy and reckless," I say.

"We have to constantly replace and fix things they break," Ciel says.

"Then, why don't you just fire them if they cause so many problems?" the twins ask.

"Because they aren't here for normal servant duties," Alois says.

"What do yo–?" Tamaki begins to ask but is cut off by my father and Bard appearing with lunch.

"I didn't use the flamet–!" Bard begins in English, but is cut off by my father's hand.

I sigh. "That's because I hid it from you," I say in English.

Bard pouts. "I knew it."

My father explains what's on the menu for lunch and he hands a plate out to everyone besides the triplets. Then he stands by me once he finishes. The club looks back and forth between us.

"Wow, so that's what your dad looks like," the twins say.

"You definitely have his eyes," Haruhi says.

"He looks too young to be Zandra's father," Honey says.

"Yeah," Mori agrees.

"He looks like he's 23 or something," Haruhi says.

"He's a very attractive man, isn't he?" Alois asks.

"Very," Tamaki says. "Where's your mother?"

"Dead," I say before Ciel, Alois, or my father could say anything.

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," Haruhi says. "My mother also died. She died when I was 5."

"How long ago?" Alois asks, already full aware of when.

"A few days after my birth," I say.

"That's horrible!" Alois says with a smirk.

"I would punch you in the face so hard if I could..." I mutter in Russian.

The triplets and my father chuckle. Bard and Mey Rin leave to go do other things.

"This food looks great!" Honey says. "You even have lots of sweets!"

"Well, my lord does love his sweets," father says.

"I didn't know Ciel-chan likes sweets!" Honey says.

"Not as much as you, Mitsukuni," I say. "You eat sweets like some sort of monster."

Honey giggles and stuffs the whole piece of cake in his mouth. My father looks at him with shock and I sigh with a chuckle.

"You must be an expensive child," my father says.

Kyoya sighs. "Yes, he is."

"You have any more cake?" Honey asks.

"Not until dinner," my father says.

"Awww!" Honey complains.

"What are we to do in the meantime?" Tamaki asks.

One of Snake's snakes appears.

"Snake!" the twins screech and leap up in their chair, hugging each other.

Ciel, Sebastian, and I sigh.

"Do something about it!" Tamaki yells and jumps in his chair.

Everyone leaps into their chairs while Ciel and the triplets remain in their seats, and Sebastian and I remain standing.

"Please remain calm, this is my last servant," Ciel says.

"Your servant is a snake?!" Alois yells.

"No, but his name is Snake. He has many snakes as his pets and as you know snakes can eat spiders," I say.

"Whatever," Alois scoffs and turns his head away.

The snake goes around to each host and hisses at Alois.

"Snake, come get Bronte!" I shout towards the garden house.

The door opens and Snake creeps out over towards us.

"'He's by the triplets,' says Emily," Snake says.

"Scary!" Tamaki squeals at Snake's scaly appearance.

Snake walks over to Bronte and he slithers up Snake's arm. "'I don't like those that blond one,' says Bronte," Snake says.

"Is he talking to the snakes?" Haruhi asks.

"That's why his name is Snake," Ciel says.

"'You remember our names Zandra?' asks Emily," Snake says.

"Of course I do. It's my job to know my fellow servants. I know what you all look like, how to differentiate you, and what your names are," I say. "There's Keats, you're Emily, there's Wilde, Oscar, Bronte, Goethe, Wordsworth, Webster, Dan, and finally Donne."

"'I like you,' says Emily," Snake says.

"That's a lot of snakes..." Tamaki says.

"You look like a snake, Snake," Honey says.

"'He knows,' says Bronte."

"Why?" Kyoya asks. "Is it some kind of skin disease?"

"No, it's just what he looks like," I say. "Don't be rude. He doesn't like to talk about it."

"He doesn't talk at all. Why do you only talk through your snakes?" the twins ask.

"'That's none of your business,' hisses Emily."

"I think it's cool how you give them different voices," Haruhi says.

"Thanks," Snake says.

*BOOM!*

The hosts jump at the sudden explosion from the garden house.

"What was that!?" Tamaki yells.

"Snake, get back in there and get him under control," I say in English.

"'Yes, ma'am,' we say," Snake says and rushes off back inside the garden house to control Pluto.

"What was that?" Kyoya asks.

"Probably Bard blowing something up," Ciel blows off.

"It came from the greenhouse though. Bard went inside the manor," the twins point out. "You can see the smoke coming from it."

"Arrooooo!"

"Was that a wolf howl?" Tamaki squeals.

"I think we should be going in now," Ciel says. "Sebastian take care of the problem."

"Yes, my lord," father says and disappears into the greenhouse.

"I believe we should head inside to eat instead," I say. "Would you like me to take your food for you or would you like to carry it yourselves?"

"I'll carry my stuff," Haruhi says.

"I don't wanna leave. I wanna see what that was," Alois mischievously says.

I shoot him a look that says 'I will beat the shit out of you.'

He gulps.

"I'm curious as well," Kyoya says.

"Haven't you learned your lesson enough to not snoop when Zandra beat the shit out of you?" Ciel asks.

"I wanna know too," Honey says.

"We can go look after we finish eating," Ciel says, getting some food on his fork and stuffs it in his mouth.

"Fine..." Alois pouts.

They quickly scarf down all their food besides Haruhi, Finny, and Ciel.

"Zandra, make sure that everything is presentable," Ciel whispers in French. "Send Sebastian back in your place and get that dog away from the manor before he sets the whole thing on fire."

"Is that an order?" I ask in French too.

"Yes."

"Then you know what to say," I tease.

"Zandra, this is an order, get rid of that dog and send Sebastian in your place," Ciel says still in French. He shows me the tip of my contract unnoticed.

I place my hand over my breast and kneel. "Yes, my lord." I disappear to the greenhouse.

I'm automatically tackled by a human form, naked Pluto on my upper body.

"'Sorry!' says Keats," Snake says running up.

"Where's my father?" I ask.

"'Sebastian just left to go to Ciel,' says Oscar," Snake says.

"Good. Well, you can relax now because I'm taking Pluto away from here," I say.

"'Wonderful,' says Webster."

I transform into a Siamese cat and head out the back door with Pluto chasing behind me. I begin heading towards the woods when Pluto dashes off towards the table everyone's at while barking. All the hosts look over horrified at the naked sight.

(Well, shit.)

I would transform into my human form but that'd make them see me. I chase after Pluto anyway.

"Why is that man naked!?" Tamaki yells and covers Haruhi's eyes with his hands. "Don't look my dear daughter!"

"Not that'd I would anyway!" she fusses.

Pluto leaps on the table and snatches a sandwich off. I follow him and knock him off the table. Sebastian grabs him and scolds him fiercely. Pluto clings to Sebastian and licks his face. Sebastian gives the most annoying look and I chuckle.

"Damn, that's a bad ass cat!" the twins say.

"Sebastian! Get rid of this cat! You know I'm allergic, you cat whore!" Ciel yells.

"I'm sorry my lord," Sebastian says and picks me up, placing me on his shoulder. I rub my face against his just to tease him and watch him struggle to resist to cradle me and squish my paws.

"Meow!" I meow.

"Is this cat another one of your servants?" Kyoya asks.

"No, just one of those cats that Sebastian hides from me since he's a cat freak," Ciel says.

Alois scoffs. "If only you knew..."

"Where'd Zandra go?" Tamaki asks.

Snake comes to get Pluto.

"Wow, are you guys brothers?" Honey asks, looking from Pluto to Snake. "You look a lot alike."

"'I don't know why you'd think that this thing was related to me,' says Dan," Snake says and drags Pluto off to the garden house.

Tamaki uncovers Haruhi's eyes and returns to his seat.

My father eventually can't take it and sits on the ground with me and begins squishing my paws.

"Sebastian! Damn cat lover..." Ciel mutters.

"Where's Zandra?" Haruhi asks.

"She's righ–" Alois begins but is cut of by my father pushing his chair in.

"Sorry, it looked like you were uncomfortable," Sebastian says with a fake smile.

"Zandra is on a little chore I told her to do," Ciel says and glances at me. "Sebastian, didn't I say to get rid of that cat!?"

He places me inside the garden house and closes the door then returns to Ciel.

I sigh as I transform back into a human. I walk over to Snake and Pluto.

"This time I'll just pick him up," I say. "Have your snakes guard the door and attack anyone who enters."

Snake chuckles then nods his head. "'Yes, Miss Zandra,' says Emily," he says.

I giggle at the prank I'm pulling on my dad by telling Snake this. I lift the now passed out Pluto over my shoulder, still completely naked. I leave once again out the back door and run off to the far part of the estate.

Sebastian's POV...🐯

"Why was Pluto naked?" the tall blonde asks.

"I thought you said that he was out?" Alois asks.

"Yes, out as in outside," Ciel says. "He has a stripping habit."

"You have some majorly weird servants," the twins say.

Ciel sighs. "Yes, I know, but I chose them for a reason."

"And what would that be?" Ootori asks.

"To protect the manor from intruders," Ciel says.

"What kind of intruders?" the tall blond asks.

"Spiders," Ciel scoffs. "Like Alois."

"You're really harsh on Alo-chan," Mitsukuni says.

"It's his fault," Ciel says.

It's silent for a few minutes. I hear Pluto's howl in the distance. The triplets must of heard it because they look in the general direction.

The tall blond looks at me with a thinking expression. "I still can't believe that you're Zandra's father. You look too young to be a father of a 15 year old," he says. "How old are you anyway?"

"Old," Alois answers.

"37," I answer.

"Sure," Alois says with an eye roll.

I glare at him. "Believe what you want," I say. "Thank you for the compliment. I appreciate that you think I look young." I look towards the tall blonde.

"Are butlers supposed to glare at their master's visitors?" Alois asks with a smirk.

"I wouldn't consider you a visitor more like a intruder," I say.

"That's not very nice," Alois says.

"Why would I be nice to an intruder?" I ask.

He pouts. "I'm beginning to think that I'm not wanted."

"You're not."

"Enough of this chatter," Ciel says. "I'm ready to go back inside. It's starting to get a little hot out here."

"You promised that we'd go in the garden house after we finished eating though!" Mitsukuni whines.

"I believe that's where Snake keeps all his snakes," I say.

"Honey-senpai... Do you really wanna go into a place full of snakes?" the twins ask.

(Honey? That must be his nickname.)

"That's okay because Takashi will protect me by me being on his shoulders!" Honey says.

"Mm," the tall boy, who I've discovered is named Takashi, says.

"But what if Mori-senpai gets hurt?" Tamaki asks.

"Takashi is very careful," Honey says.

(So Mori must be his nickname.)

"A snake's venom can kill you in 30 minutes," I say.

"Unless you're a demon," Alois mutters in English.

"Sebastian please take us to the garden, you can be the sacrifice," Ciel says.

"Wonderful," I sarcastically say and lead them towards the greenhouse. I enter and I'm automatically attacked by snakes, biting me and inserting their venom inside my body. Zandra did this. {I didn't appreciate the surprise.}

She responds back telepathically with a giggle. {That's for making me have to take care of this dog. I'm a cat for damn sake!}

"Oh my gosh! Somebody help him!" Haruhi fusses.

"No, I'm fine Lady Fujioka. Snake venom doesn't harm me," I say and pull the snakes off.

"I don't think we should go in there..." Honey says unsure and squeezes his bunny.

"That's inhuman..." Ootori mutters. "Do you not feel any pain?"

"Not an ounce. Would you all still like to come in?" I ask.

"N-no, I think I'm okay out here," the tall blond says.

I smile evilly, but it doesn't look like it. "Glad to be a sacrifice and nobody appreciates it. Shall we go inside now?"

"You have the same smile that Zandra makes!" the tall blond exclaims.

"But don't you guys want to see where that explosion happened?" Alois taunts.

"I think I'm good with going inside the manor," Haruhi says.

"Me too," Honey says from Mori's shoulders.

I smirk. "Then please follow me," I say and shut the door behind me.

I lead them back inside to the main living room.

...Zandra's POV... 🐅😈

I rush with Pluto all the way to the end of the estate and set him against a tree. I sit next to him, bringing my knees to my chest and resting my head on my knees.

"Why do you have to be so difficult," I complain and look at Pluto's passed out face. "You actually look nice when you're sleeping."

He flinches and whimpers in his sleep. He jolts up, turning into a demon dog, and howls. "Arrrooooo!"

"Pluto! Calm down!" I shout jumping up.

"Arrrooo!" he howls and begins shooting flames at everything from his mouth. Lucky we're in a wide opening.

"Pluto! Dammit!" I shout, jump onto his nozzle, and force it closed. I look him in the eyes. "Pluto, everything is okay. Nobody's going to hurt you."

He looks me in the eyes and he relaxes. "Bark!"

I smile and slide down to the ground. "It was just a nightmare. Everything's going to be alright," I say and sit back against the tree.

"Woof..." he whines and lies his giant head in my lap. I disappear from view.

I giggle and start petting him. "We're going to be here for a while since you can't seem to behave."

"Hhhmm?" he whines.

"Of course you wouldn't understand me," I say.

"Rrooo..." he coos and snuggles up to my hand.

"See? Why can't you be this sweet all the time? Maybe I would like dogs then," I say, scratching behind his ear.

We sit there for about 20 minutes before something different happens.

{I didn't appreciate the surprise.} My father's voice telepathically connects to me.

I respond back with a giggle. {That's for making me have to take care of this dog. I'm a cat for damn sake!}

He doesn't respond and I look at Pluto who's looking at me.

"Hhhmhmm," he whimpers.

"What? Why are you looking at me like that?" I ask.

"Hhhm..." he whines and his belly grumbles after.

"You're hungry?" I guess.

He quickly sits up and nods his head. "Bark!"

"Well, I don't have anything for you," I say and he whines in complaint. "The only way you can get food is if you behave and don't set anything on fire. You can't look like this either."

"Woof!"

"You need to wear clothes too!"

His ears go flat and he growls. "Rrrr."

"Nobody wants to see you naked!" I retort. "Now promise me that if I get you food you will be a good boy and not destroy anything!"

He grumbles to himself probably cussing in dog language before he nods his head. "Ruff!"

"Good. Now," I say hopping onto his back. "Let's walk back towards the manor."

He begins to run. "Arooo!"

"I said WALK! Also, don't howl or make noises! Be a good boy and be absolutely silent!" I yell.

"Hhm..." he whimpers and slowly starts to walk back.

About halfway before we reach the garden house, I slide off and he turns into his human self. We run the rest of the way and enter the greenhouse.

"Stay here. I'll be right back with some food," I say and run to the kitchen cellar. I grab two full cow carcasses, some clothes, and then return to the garden. "Pluto, here you go!"

He appears in front of me in his dog form and I toss up one. He eats it in one bite.

"'That's gross,' says Emily."

"I know," I respond and toss the other up.

"'Are we going to have to watch him now?' asks Bronte."

"He should take a nap after this, so not really," I say, watching Pluto swallow the last bit and slowly transform back into a human. I get his clothes on and turn towards Snake. "I just wanted to let you know that I really appreciate having you here, Snake."

Snake blushes with an embarrassed smile. "T-thanks..."

I smile. "You're our family now Snake. You belong here. Don't forget that," I say and leave to find the others. I walk down the hall until I hear someone yell.

"Why not?!" Alois fusses.

"Because it's stupid!" Ciel yells back.

"Come on!"

"No! I'm not dressing up as a cat!" Ciel shouts.

I snicker and enter the main living room. They all stop to look at me.

"Zandra! Please help us convince Ciel to dress up as a cat for the next club cosplay!" Tamaki fusses.

"Why would he do that?" I say. "He's allergic to cats."

"Oh, really?" Tamaki asks.

"Why don't we let Zandra dress up as a cat?" Haruhi suggests.

"I don't mind, but why?" I ask.

"Of course, you are a cat after all," Alois says.

"We're dressing up as different animals," Kyoya says. "I'm a fox, Tamaki's a lion, Alois is a butterfly, the twins are chipmunks, Honey-senpai is a bunny, Mori-senpai is a bear, Finny is a bird, the triplets are dragons, and Haruhi's a hamster. We still need a normal cat and dog."

"Why can't I be the dog?" Ciel asks. "No, a wolf."

"You'd be so much cuter as a kitty," Tamaki says.

"I'll be the cat and he can be the wolf," I say. "I have some realistic looking cat ears as well as a tail."

"Yeah, 'realistic'," Alois says, air quoting realistic.

I roll my eyes at him and walk up to father. "Should we start with dinner preparations?"

"Is it already 4 o'clock?" he asks and looks at his phone. "I should get in there before Bard blows it all up."

"Yes, you should," I say. "I'll keep watch now."

He chuckles. "Keep them in check, baby kitten."

"I will, daddy crow."

He leaves the room off towards the kitchen.

"Baby kitten and daddy crow?" the twins question.

"It's our father daughter thing, butt out," I scoff.

...

Well, more fun to come! Sorry I haven't updated in so long! I didn't know I didn't.

Anyone want to ask the characters questions?