She's Not Your Carrots

"Look at this! It's hilarious!" Nick exclaimed, laughing at his phone.

Judy sighed and rolled her eyes, "A dabbing Giddeon is not hilarious.." She said deadpan, while sitting down on the couch in the Hopps' family home.

Nick playfully pushed her and smirked. "If its not hilarious, come it got 15.1k views, 1.31k comments, and 913 likes?"

"Someone should add that to a cringe compilation. Bet it'll get more views." Judy suggested with a yawn.

"Already have, Carrot cake. Some are the comments are hysterical!"

"Hm. I bet they are." Giddeon said with a growl.

Nick froze when he heard the other fox's voice. "Whatcha watching there, buddy?" Giddeon said, crossing his arms and frowning.

"O-oh..nothing, really." Nick stuttered out, not looking at the bigger fox.

"Good. Cause I have something for you to watch." Giddeon snatched Nick's phone and quickly searched something on ZooTube. He handed the phone back to Nick.

On the screen, was a video of Nick practicing Judy to marry him.

Video: "Okay...Judith Laverne Hopps...will you marry me? Nah..
that's too classic. This dumb fox would like to marry you! Ew. That was too cringey. Umm..Judy, since you already have my kids you have no choice but to marry me.
Ugh! That's too controlling. *sigh*
I'll just...tell her and hope her dad doesn't gun me down with that shotgun of his.."

At the end of the video, Judy was the one laughing hysterically. "Aw, you practiced on asking to marry me?" She laughed and Nick felt the tip of his ears go hot.

"W-well..I had to make sure it was perfect for a perfect girl like you." He said before he smirked.

"Awww-No one cares." Giddeon interrupted.

"You mad, PieMaker?" Nick chuckled.

"Why would I be mad?"

"Because you're forever single."

Giddeon was indeed mad and stomped away, furious. Nick laughed at him and spoke, "PieMakers are ugly."

Judy giggled and hugged Nick "Well thank you for the beautiful ring."

"Anytime, fluff butt." He said and squeezed her tail.

Judy yelped and glared at him. "We're in my parents house! You can't do stuff like that!" She whisper yelled.

"Do stuff like what?" Two bunny ears appeared from behind the couch.

"Touch you sister's-"

"Hit me! He can't hit me!" Judy quickly cut Nick off.

The small bunny appeared to be the one who Nick saw on Christmas day. It was brown with a grey circle around its eye. "You hit my sister?"

"Not recently. See, last time I hit your sister, I got her preg-"

"Pregame! H-he got me pregame, ya know that new video game?" Judy said to her sibling and shot Nick a look saying he was going get slapped.

"He hit you and bought you a video game?"

"Yup. I played with her buttons all night! Up down up down!" The fox grinned at his fìancè.

"Her buttons?" The little bunny asked.

"On the controller. To the game console!" The grey bunny protested.

"Okay...oh, and I got in trouble because I told mommy I like to eat porn."

"What!?"

"Yeah. You know, the yellow vegetable? Mommy said that's not what porn is."

"Nick..you told my brother about porn?!"

"No.." the fox's eyes shifted left. "Finnick did."

"Finnick is sleeping."

"Exactly. So I'll just go wake him up-"

"I'm going to kill you dumb fox." She muttered.

"Oh..well can we at least have the wedding first?"

"Nope."

"Aww..you're so unfair!" Nick whined.

"How is Judy unfair?"  Her little brother asked.

"She's just born that way."

A scream followed by a growl, startled them. "Ahhh! Nick help me!" Jack screamed as he ran towards them. "Come here, ya little baby!" Finnick barked while chasing him.

Jack hopped on to the couch and hid behind Nick. "Woah, what's going on?" Nick and Judy asked at the same time.

"Jack here wants to put orajel in my toothpaste!" Finnick growled, trying to claw at the striped rabbit.

"What's orajel?"

"Its the type of stuff you put in your mouth to make it numb." Nick explained.

"I-it was a good prank!" Jack protested, using Nick to shield him from the angry fennec fox.

"Hey! I have kids! I can't get scratched up!" Nick screamed, trying to keep the fennec fox from scratching him.

"That's what you get for telling my brother porn was a vegetable." Judy chuckled and stood up.

"No! Judy help me!" Nick begged.

"Someone get that baby fox!" Jackson screamed.

"I'm not a baby!" Finnick yelled, trying to punch him.

Nick picked the fennec fox up and threw him at Jack. "It's a day before New Year's eve and we're all snowed in! Fighting isn't the best option for us right now."  Nick stated. The two stopped fighting and glared at each other.

"So go make your selves useful for a change." Nick finished and went to find Judy.

He looked in her room but couldn't find her, So he checked in the nursery. Even though she might not be in there, he still wanted to visit the little baby carrots.

When he entered the nursery he saw the brown ferret which Finnick said was his girlfriend. She was looking down at the babies in a pink crib which Nick thought were the females.

"Hey, " he greeted her.

"O-oh. Hi." She paid most of her attention on the babies. "So you and Finnick, huh?" Nick asked and she smiled.

"Yeah. He's a tough cookie but on the inside, he's a big softie."

Nick nodded, "Yeah, he can be open when he wants to."

"So why are you here?"  He asked, picking up a baby and holding it.

"I just wanted to think about things," she turned to Nick with a sad expression on her face.

She was only a few inches shorter than him but taller than Judy.

"Things like?" He said with a serious tone as he rocked the baby rabbit in his arms.
  "My mom. She was injured a few weeks ago. All I know is that she's recovering in the hospital."
Nick thought about his mom, knowing she might not ever see his kits were devastating, and that'd definitely make him upset.
     "I've been in that situation before," he looked her in the eyes. "Just...have faith that she'll be okay."

She inched closer to him, "Did something happen to your mom?" Softly she said.
Nick's eyes shifted to the small bunny in his arms as he watched its nose twitch. "She-uh...Her house got broken into. The mammals that did it got away."
He felt her paw touch his arm but was focused on the baby. "Is she okay?"
"Yeah...I believe she'll live."
The ferret nodded, looking up at the fox, "You never told me your name?"
"Oh..I'm Nicholas. But you can call me Nick." He looked at her and she smiled. "Nicholas." She repeated, "That's a handsome name." She seductively said but Nick didn't catch her tone.
The fox chuckled lightly, "Well, I blame my mom for naming me that."
She once again inched closer until they were almost chest to chest. "You know you're very handsome, right?"

Wait..what is she trying to do? Nick thought while sighing.

"Look. You're...uh-decent and all, but I have a fìancè." He stated, setting the baby in the crib and stepping back.

"She doesn't have to know..~" The ferret giggled while pushing Nick against a wall.

"You do know she is pregnant with my kits?"

"She's Not your carrots anymore."

"Excuse me?!"

"You heard me, Nicky." She tried to touch his face but he calmly pushed her paw away.

She tried to grab his arms but he crossed them over his chest. "Why can't you just go to your little boyfriend?"

She grabbed the collar of her shirt but once again, he brushed her paws away. "You don't have to love that rabbit...love me instead."

Nick tried to push her away but she held a stern grip. "What're you trying to do?" She hissed.

"Get away from you." He stated sternly.

"Kiss me first."

He extended his claws from his paws and held them up threateningly. "You should leave right now." He growled.

"Ooh..I love a bad boy." She seductively smiled.

"Officer Nicholas Wilde, ZPD. Either you leave now or serve ten years in state prison for sexual assault on an officer."

Just as the ferret was about to speak, Judy had shot her with the tranquilizer gun.

Nick's head shot towards the bunny who was in tears. "J-Judy!"

"What was that, Nick?" She said with her voice cracking.

"I-I don't even know who that is, she-"

"Nick...I don't care. Just get her out the house before I shoot her with another gun that's not a tranquilizer." The bunny said and turned to leave.

"Finnick get your girl!" Nick yelled, leaving the nursery.

I have to explain things to her..






                        XXXX





"Judy..can you let me in please?"  Nick begged, standing in front of her bedroom door.

She didn't say anything so he told his claw and picked the lock. Once he opened the door he saw her laying on her bed looking at a magazine.
"Carrots are you still upset?" Nick asked her.

"Yes." She answered dryly while flipping through pages.

"Why?"

"Because I didn't get to show that ferret the real meaning of Wilde."

Nick chuckled and sat on the bed, "Don't worry carrots, I had Finnick take her home."

She frowned, "But the roads are closed?"

Nick grinned devilishly, "Exactly."

"Nick! What if they die?!"

"Finnick was a jerk anyway." He said and smirked.

Judy giggled and hugged him tightly. "Just promise me you won't let a slut like her get between us."

"I promise. And nice profanity, you barely said anything in the book."

"Book?"

"Ah, never mind. Let's just think of something to do." He quickly said.

"How about we go prank Jack?"

"With what?

"Toothpaste in Oreos. "





















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