Jane's POV

"JANE! I SWEAR I'M GONNA BEAT YOU ONE DAY!" Bakugo screamed.

"Thanks." I said.

"You just got a death threat by Bakugo and your not even scared?!" Midoriya asked.

"I live with serial killers, pretty sure Slender adopted me." I said. "But then again he adopted everyone else. So that means he has over 100 children."

"WHAAA?!" Izuku and Ochako scream. "HOW DOES HE FEED ALL OF YOU?!"

"I mean EJ has easy access to food," I said, "but that's only because he eats kidneys." 

"HE EATS WHAT NOW?!" Bakugo screamed.

"KIDNEYS, YOU DEAF ASSHOLE!" I yelled. I felt something on my head.

"You'll be perfect...." a voice spoke.

"Jane....don't move." Midoriya said.

"Bitch, I've killed people ever since age 3. I think I could handle this." I said turning around. Their was a dude with blueish-greyish hair and hands all over his body. "So you the dick they warned me about."

"Jane!" Ochako yelled. I slowly reached up and grabbed his arm. I took his hand off my head and did my creepy smile. I teleported to Slenders, him still in my clutches.

"EJ, I BROUGHT YOU A SNACK." I yelled. EJ teleported to me. I handed him a scalpel. "I give you permission to use the scalpel."

"Thanks!" He says. He try's to cut open the dudes stomach but it starts to disintegrate. The hand dude runs off, not wanting to be killed. I teleported into the classroom. I looked around and Kirishima was staring at me, blushing. I felt my face heat up. He quickly turned forward. I smiled slightly. He's adorable. So cute. 

"Jane, what are you doing?" The teacher asked. I realized it was probably that I hit my pencil against my cheek to much, so now it's making a hole. I kept tapping though.

"I'm just tapping it against my cheek." I said.

"But it's making a hole. I don't want bloodshed. Cause then I have to clean it." The teacher spoke. I kept tapping as my pencil passed through my cheek.

"Theres no blood. Only small pieces are muscle, but I'm made of stuffing and cotton. Now if you'd stop, I won't have to send you for Ej to eat." I smiled. They stopped and continued the lesson.

~next day~

All Might walked through the door.

"Wow!" Everyone spoke. Minus me, of course.

"Jeez All Might, your loud." I said. Everyone looked at me. "Yup, I said it. FIGHT ME."

"No thanks." Kirishima said.

"Fuck yeah, let's go!" Bakugo yelled. 

"First I have to find the perfect weapon." I said, teleporting the class outside. I set the tiny box down and opened it. I started to grow bigger and bigger until it was the size of the school. "To be honest, this place was always small. I could open this in Slenders mansion and, oh look, it wouldn't break." I smiled.

"Stop flaunting and fight me!" Bakugo yelled. I pulled out my fire arm. "Nevermind, don't fight me." He backed down, holding up a white flag. Good. He's too weak, and blinded by power.