"This is Channel D!D!D!" Escargoon's voice came out from all the television in Cappy Town. "And tonight, we present to you, 'Dedede the Musical'!"

On a stage, light slowly shined up on Dedede, who was holding a bouquet of roses with a microphone inside, and was making a creepy face as he tried to make a seductive face. "Oh~ girl~ you know I wanchu~" He was singing off-key. His singing was so bad that everyone in Cappy Town who were watching it started to cringe, and some even turned the TV off.

Escargoon and Waddle Doo was looking at the screens as people were suffering and turning their television off. "Oh, man, this is getting bad," Escargoon said as he watched the cappies turning off their TV.

"At this rate, no one will watch TV, sir Escargoon," Waddle Doo said.

"Only if his majesty knew what he was doing," Escargoon sighed as he had his eyes on Dedede, who was still singing off-key, still singing, thinking he's the best singer in the world. 

********

"Hey..." the mysterious person from the other parts of Planet Popstar said. "This channel looks like a great channel to hack."

"I agree..." the other mysterious person said to the other. "It's so dull, and they're pretty inexperienced. 

"We haven't done hacking for a while... wanna give this a try?" the first person asked.

"Hahaha... yes..." the second person replied.

********

The next day came. Dedede wanted to film 'Dedede the Musical part 2'. Escargoon and Waddle Doo groaned. "Sir, is there any way we can stop him from doing this?" Waddle Doo asked, with much motivation to complain. "This is so dumb..."

"We must do what he wants to do," Escargoon sadly replied.

"I feel bad for me and Waddle Dees," Waddle Doo said.

"Hey! I'm having the most job here!" Escargoon said.

"I'm pretty sure you're used to it," Waddle Doo said.

"Says who?!" Escargoon asked.

"Uh... I don't know," Waddle Doo replied.

"Yo! Escargoon! Waddle Doo!" Dedede called. Escargoon and Waddle Doo hates it when he calls. "Get ready! It's show time!"

"Yes, your majesty!" Escargoon answered. They both went into the studio to film. "All right, stand-by!" Escargoon said as he went to his director's seat. "Ready, action!" Waddle Dees turned on the cameras and had the film rolling. Dedede started to sing off key again. "I really wish that I was deaf..." Escargoon said as he felt sorry for his eardrums to listen to the most horrible singing voice in Dreamland, and probably in Planet Popstar.

Last night, Dedede ordered everyone to watch his show so everyone turned on the TV, only with earplug they bought yesterday.

"I predicted I needed this," Mabel said as she turned on the TV.

"Oh boy, this is good!" Kawasaki said.

"I'll just turn off my hearing aid," the mayor said.

"I don't have to worry about listening to his awful singing voice," Tiff said.

Everyone enjoyed the silence peacefully. Suddenly, channel DDD started to act very funky as it showed random cute cat videos that made everyone go awe. Waddle Doo quickly reported the scene. "Sir! Something's wrong with the channel!"

"Huh?" Escargoon asked.

"Look," Waddle Doo said as he showed what was being streamed right now.

"Oh what in the... your majesty! Your majesty, please stop what you're doing!" Escargoon stopped him quickly.

"Escargoon, ya dumb snail!" Dedede yelled angrily. "Don't you know we're airin' now?!"

"Well, apparently," Escargoon said. "We're not streaming."

"What?! What do you mean?!" Dedede asked. Escargoon showed him what was being shown on television right now. It was a cute bunny eating peanut butter out of the spoon. "What's going on?!"

"I do not know," Escargoon said. "But it looks like cappies are enjoying that more than your singing." Dedede whacked Escargoon's head with his mallet.

"You keep that to yo-self!" Dedede said. "Anyways, get this to stop!"

"We can't sire!" Waddle Doo said. "We're being hacked by some unknown hackers!"

"Say WHAAT?!" Dedede asked.

"I'm sorry sire, this is unfortunate..." Escargoon said.

"What does that mean?" Dedede asked.

"Ah," Escargoon and Waddle Doo fainted by his ignorance. "Sire, it means someone else is taking over our channel."

"Say WHAAT?!" Dedede asked.

"Sire, there is someone else using our channel," Escargoon tried to explain with words he thought was easier to understand.

"I kno' what you mean!" Dedede said. "I'm not dumb!"

"Anyways, this is a serious situation!" Waddle Doo said. 

"Ha-hahahahahahahahahahahah!" A voice laughed. "We hacked ya!"

"Hey! Where you at?!" Dedede demanded.

"Sire, we can't see them," Escargoon said. "They're talking through the machine."

"That's right, suckers," the other voice said. "We'll be taking over your channel now! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" They said only what they had to say and continued to stream other videos such as the view of foreign countries. Cappies seemed to have much more entertainment through the videos that the unknown hackers were streaming. They cared less about Dedede's frustration.

"Hurry and find those hackers!" Dedede demanded. Waddle Dees were doing everything they can. But these hackers are really good. Waddle Dees couldn't find out anything no matter how much they tried. "Man, what bunch of dumbsters!" 

Then he had an idea. He went to the throne room to contact to Susie. "All right, what can I help you with for today?"

"Someone hacked into ma channel!" Dedede said. "Send me a professional to catch dem hackers!"

"Ah, I see," Susie said. "Well, hackers are not too hard to find. Even I can find the hackers. Just get me your computer connected to your channel and I'll find those criminals in no time."

"Yo! Escargoon! Bring me one of dem computers!" Dedede demanded.

"Here, sire!" Escargoon quickly brought it. Dedede quickly sent it over to Susie. He wanted to find the hackers as soon as possible. 

"Well, let's see," Susie said as she grabbed the machine and started to type. "Ah, found them! But they seem to be on the other side of the planet. Do you think you can get there?"

"You got any rockets?" Dedede asked.

"If you're willing to pay for them, your majesty," Susie said. "They're almost ten times more expensive than the most expensive robot sold in our merchandise."

"Send it over!" Dedede demanded.

"Sure thing, your majesty," Susie said. She sent it over. It was so big that it almost fit his whole room. The metal was well waxed that it reflected majority of the light in the room.

"Hey~ Impressive!" Dedede said as he saw the size and cleanliness of the rocket.

********

"Looks like they found us," one of the hacker said.

"What? Impossible! Who found us, because that fat penguin and that old snail looked too dumb to find anything," the second hacker said.

"Wait a minute... this is Susie!" One of the hacker exclaimed in surprise after finding out who found them.

"Susie? The valedictorian graduate of Popstar University and works for Haltmann Works Company?" The second hacker asked.

"Darn, I never knew she was also helping that fat penguin and old snail," The first hacker said.

"Well let's turn her around," the second hacker said.

"Well, why not? This ought to be fun. We're battling against the smartest person in the galaxy." They both snickered. 

********

Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff were walking across the hallway. Kirby noticed a giant rocket in Dedede's throne room, and he was much interested. "Poyo!" Kirby ran inside the rocket without making Dedede, Escargoon, and Susie know.

"Kirby! Don't go!" Tiff said. "Oh, we have no choice but to follow him."

"That rocket looks cool, so it wouldn't be a bad idea to go in there," Tuff said.

"But the problem is, we don't know what Dedede's up to," Tiff said. "But we need to be with Kirby!" Tiff and Tuff hurried inside the rocket. Even this time, Dedede, Escargoon, and Susie didn't realize that they went in the rocket.

********

"SKH and TKH... Those boys..." Susie said to herself. "I never knew they would start making their life out of hacking after being expelled from the university after trying to hack into school's system... Figuring them out helped me get the scholarships I needed to get my bachelor's degree. Now I gotta catch them again to get tips from Dedede and President Haltmann. This ought to be fun. I'll accept their challenge."

"Well, can we get them?!" Dedede asked after making Waddle Dees and Waddle Doo control everything in the rocket.

"We may be ready, sire," Waddle Doo replied.

"Well, good luck out there, your majesty," Susie said. "There is GPS to locate them and a TV screen for you to contact me whenever you are experiencing any troubles while finding or dealing with the hackers. Feel free to contact me any times."

"Thanks, Susie," Escargoon thanked for Dedede.

"Let's do this!" Dedede ordered Waddle Dees and Waddle Doo.

The rocket flew to the direction where SKH and TKH were located. While the flight, Dedede went in the restaurant to calm his grumbling stomach. "Hey!" Dedede screamed as he saw Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff. "Whachu doing here?!" Dedede asked with surprise.

"Poyo!" Kirby said as he swallowed a piece of steak.

"Kirby got hungry, so we came here," Tiff said after sipping the glass of juice.

"How'd you see the rocket in da first place?!" Dedede asked.

"It's too big to not be seen," Tuff said after swallowing the mouthful of cookie.

"So where are you going?" Tiff asked.

"Find dem hackers who hacked ma channel!" Dedede said. "I can't air no mo' shows if they keep messin' with ma channel!"

"I would let those hackers keep hacking you," Tiff said. "What they're showing is much more entertaining than what you put on the channel."

"Yeah, she's right," Tuff agreed.

"Poyo!" Kirby agreed.

"Ya li'l peep squeaks, I'll throw y'all out of the rocket!" Dedede screamed in anger by the insult.

"Sire, that's not gonna help," Escargoon said as he entered the restaurant after overhearing the conversation between Dedede, Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff.

"Whachu doin' here?!" Dedede asked.

"I just came here to inform you that we're getting close to where we are supposed to go," Escargoon said.

"Well, get ready to land!" Dedede demanded.

"Well, why don't we get ready to catch those hackers instead of threatening innocent kids to kick them out of the flying rocket?" Escargoon suggested and immediately felt a strong strike on his head. A usual mallet abuse.

"We're landing, your majesty, please be ready!" Waddle Doo said.

The rocket landed on the spot where they can find SKH and TKH's lab where they hack. Surprisingly, they were already waiting for them to come. "Welcome to hell gate of high tech geniuses!" SKH said proudly.

"You can't get your channel back as long as we're alive!" TKH added evilly and proudly.

"Well then I'll kill ya both!" Dedede said and chased after them with the mallet over his head. However, they had tricks up on their sleeves. As Dedede struck down, SKH dodged the attack and tased him with his shock taser that the stinging pain transferred throughout his body. "Ow..." Dedede groaned as he collapsed.

"Aw, his majesty is all barbecued!" Escargoon said.

"Who's next...?" TKH asked as he held up his shock taser.

"Kirby! Suck it up!" Tiff said as she knew they were all in danger.

"Poyo!" Kirby replied and started to inhale. SKH and TKH resisted the force of the wind, trying to not be sucked in. Eventually, SKH's taser loosened from his hand, and Kirby sucked it up, transforming into Spark Kirby.

"Yeah! Spark Kirby!" Tuff said.

Kirby let out streams of sparks and plasma, electrocuting both SKH and TKH in no time, causing them to be unconscious. Dedede took the opportunity to communicate with Susie.

"Having trouble, your majesty?" Susie asked.

"Kirby got 'em! Now ya need to un-hack this!" Dedede said.

"Will do, your majesty, just show me the device they have been using and I'll help you right away," Susie said. Dedede happily went into the lab so that Susie can help Dedede get his channel back.

"Oh well, we ended up helping Dedede after all," Tiff said with such resentment.

"We came all the way here for nothing," Tuff said.

"Poyo," Kirby said.

********

By the time they got back, everyone had to watch Channel DDD again. "This is Channel D!D!D!" The commercial played for Dedede's new product that no one is willing to buy. "Tired of walkin'? Why don't ya try bikin'? Try da new DDD bike and take yo'self anywhere you want!"

"Now we have to see these stupid commercials and shows again..." Tiff said, a little annoyed.

"Poyo!" Kirby was happy about everything when he was in a good mood.

A/N: Sorry for the wait ^^; But here's the chapter as I squeezed in the time to work between my classes and other tragic life event, well not that tragic but still... ;;

I seriously can't believe this story now has over 1K view! Thank you for all your support! And also, I may be slow on uploading because college and work. I have to work much harder after I've been robbed. Please understand and thank you for everything!