A/N: There might be people who misunderstand because I upload the Ratatouille and Moana fanfiction consistently while I upload this fanfiction randomly. The thing is, I have like up to 57th chapter as a draft in Google Docs and on Wattpad since I started that fanfiction last year, six months before I joined Wattpad. As for Moana, which I started 3 months before I joined Wattpad, I uploaded 8 out of 17 chapters I already wrote. While this, I'm starting from scratch, just writing this with the idea that I wrote down. Just so that you guys don't misunderstand, I love all my fanfictions equally, whether they are Disney, Pixar, We Bare Bears, and Kirby. I want them to have good amount of views, votes, and comments. So I'm trying my hardest to entertain people with my imagination and creative writing skills, which I'm expanding as I continue to write to let out my obsession. Thank you for your understanding and support. I will continue to do my best to please you.

Waddle Dees were peacefully sweeping the floor in the castle hallways, guarding the castle, cooking for Dedede, gardening, doing laundries, and serving the king.

Six Waddle Dees were sweeping and dusting the throne room when the transporter turned on and sent over a large machine gun looking thing labeled 'big'. Curious, the Waddle Dees walked over to grab it. They passed it around until one accidentally pulled the trigger on to the other Waddle Dee. The laser shot at the Waddle Dee, the laser surrounded it, and the Waddle Dee became bigger. The Waddle Dees started to panic and one Waddle Dee holding the laser gun shot the other one, and then that Waddle Dee turned big.

While they were still panicking by the guns, another gun labelled 'bandana' came through the transporter. Now even more curious, the other Waddle Dee grabbed it and shot the laser at the other Waddle Dee who was holding the other gun. That Waddle Dee now had a bandana on its head. They started to be more amazed now.

Then, more and more guns have came through the transporters with different labels. The labels were 'gold', 'armor', 'puppet', and 'sailor'. One Waddle Dee shot itself with 'gold', and the other one shot it with 'armor', and the other one shot itself with 'puppet'. One Waddle Dee turned gold, armor appeared on one Waddle Dee, and one Waddle Dee turned into a puppet. Then one of the big Waddle Dee grabbed the 'sailor' one and shot itself. Its size shrunk and received a sailor hat. All six Waddle Dees looked at each other, grabbed one gun each, and ran out to shoot everyone, giving them a new makeover.

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Dedede, Escargoon, Waddle Doo, and a group of Waddle Dee came back from Dedede's junk food shopping only to have their eyes wide open in shock due to all the different appearance of the rest of the Waddle Dees. "What the flipflops?! What is going on here?" Dedede asked as he saw a Waddle Dee slightly bigger than him pass by him.

"What happened to you pip squeaks?" Escargoon asked as he held up a gold Waddle Dee.

Spear Waddle Dee, or you can call them as guards, held up its spear in fear as the armor Waddle Dee walked up to him. They signaled each other that one is not going to attack one other, so they walked to the same direction together.

Even Tiff, Tuff, Sir Ebrum, and Lady Like were shocked by the unusual sight. "What happened to the Waddle Dees?" Tiff asked as she looked around.

"They look so different!" Tuff said as he saw a gold Waddle Dee pass by.

"Is this another King's mischiefs?" Sir Ebrum asked as he held on of the puppet Waddle Dee.

"Goodness gracious!" Lady Like exclaimed as she saw a big Waddle Dee pass by her. It sounded like it was stomping as it was walking, but really, it is just walking by peacefully.

"Hey, girly!" Dedede said. "Is this part of your smart joke?"

"No, Dedede!" Tiff yelled back. "I barely got out!"

"Then who did this?" Dedede demanded. "Why are these dumbsters so different than usual?!"

"Why don't you ask your evil lady friend?" Tiff asked with her voice full of sass. That was the sassiest voice she has ever given to anyone in any episodes ever aired officially and written by a fan.

"Lady friend?! I don't have a lady friend!" Dedede was really confused.

"She's talking about Susie, sire," Escargoon whispered as he elbowed his side.

"Susie? You know her real identity?!" Dedede asked, so surprised. Then he angrily looked at Escargoon. Before Escargoon knew, the hammer flattened his head for a second. "You dumb good for nothing!"

"It's not his fault that your smart lady friend couldn't keep her place still!" Tiff decided to be on Escargoon's side this time since he's always being attacked by Dedede.

King Dedede cleared his throat and ran to his throne room and connected with Susie, but he only saw President Haltmann. "Yes, capital D? How can I help you?"

"Where's that Susie?!" Dedede demanded.

"She has a huge exam today I heard, so she's excused," Haltmann explained.

"Say what?!" Dedede doesn't know any school terms.

"Anyways, what brings you here?" Haltmann asked.

"I wanna know why Waddle Dees are different!" Dedede said.

"How different?" Haltmann asked.

"Different size, different colors, and they wearin' weird costumes!" Dedede explained boisterously.

"Different size... different colors... weird costumes..." Haltmann connected them and thought about it. "Ah! Do you mean those shape-shifting laser guns I sent over? I sent them over so that Waddle Dees can transform so that they can attack Kirby. Think about it: 2000 vs 1, who would win?"

"I don't know..." Dedede thought very seriously about it.

Oh goodness, no wonder Susie doesn't want to deal with that dumb penguin, Haltmann thought. "Well, would 2000 Waddle Dees win, or one Kirby would win?"

"Kirby's strong!" Dedede exclaimed, which sounded like complaint. "How can those clueless squirts have a chance against him?!"

"Well, I'll leave the answer to you," Haltmann said and cut off, no longer wanting to deal with Dedede. "Ooh... my head... Susie definitely deserves a raise... wait! I need to tell him about how long that lasts! Oh... forget it..."

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"Yo! Waddle Dees! Gather around!" Dedede ordered, so all the Waddle Dees, same and different, lined up in front Dedede, and prepared to listen. "Now you guys are gonna get Kirby with the new power you have! Now go get him!"

All of the Waddle Dees marched outside the castle to Kirby's cottage. Every single cappies were confused as they passed by.

"Are they... Waddle Dees?" The Mayor asked.

"They seem to be, but they seem different," Chief Bookem replied.

"Why are they so different?" Buttercup asked.

"Some are big, some look weird, and some are wearing unusual costumes," Hana said.

"What a discovery," Curio said.

"Maybe they're experiencing some biological disorders," Yabui said.

"What do you think what happened to them?" Samo asked.

"I predict Dedede did something to them," Mabel said.

"Wow, they're more unusual than my new recipes," Kawasaki said as he watched them pass by.

"So I'm not seeing things, thank goodness," Melman said.

Waddle Dees stopped on front of Kirby's front yard. The normal one knocked on the door and Kirby opened it. "Poyo?"

Waddle Dees just stood there as Kirby examined each of the to see how unusual they looked.

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Dedede laughed as he chewed on his potato chips. "That pink fluff us really gonna get it!"

"Do you think those juveniles got it?" Escargoon asked.

"Well, they should! And that little pink fluff will have no chance against them! Heh-heh-heh!" Dedede exclaimed.

"I highly doubt that," Tiff whispered as she eavesdropped.

"Kirby and Waddle Dees are really good friends," Tuff whispered back.

"I think they're just playing around in his front yard or something," Tiff theorized.

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Turns out, Tiff was right. Kirby and Waddle Dees were just playing tag in a large field in front of his cottage. "Poyo! Poyo!" Kirby was surely having a great time as they all chased each other, running away from someone's who's it, and laughing joyfully, although Waddle Dee's laughs were silent.

When they got tired of playing with each other, Waddle Dees decided to invite Kirby for a bite to eat. "Poyo, poyo!" Kirby cheered as the big Waddle Dee let him sit on its head. Cappies looked at the Waddle Dee parade with amazement once more as they passed by.

"Hey, they added Kirby this time!" Mayor said as he saw Kirby on top of the big Waddle Dee.

"Looks like Kirby's enjoying the parade," Chief Bookem said.

"What a sight," Curio said.

"While they turned into different creature, Kirby's treated like a king, much better than King Dedede," Samo said.

"Maybe Kirby can be our new king instead of Dedede," Mabel said.

"Yeah, but that's to good to happen," Tuggle said.

"Poyo! Poyo! Poyo!" Kirby cheered as the parade of Waddle Dee marched proudly to the castle.

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"Even so, I hope nothing happened to Kirby," Tiff said.

"That wouldn't happen," Tuff said.

"But Waddle Dees didn't come back for a long time," Tiff said. As soon as she said that, they heard Waddle Dees marching into the castle. Again, different colors, different sizes, different shapes, and different outfits. "Oh, there they come. Wait, is that Kirby on the top of the giant one?" She asked as she pointed.

"Huh? Yeah, I think so!" Tuff said.

"Kirby!" Tiff called from the distance.

"Poyo!" Kirby replied.

"Hey! Those pip squeaks are back!" Dedede said. "Hey! Is that Kirby?" Dedede saw an adorable pink ball shaped warrior on top of the big Waddle Dee. "I thought I told you to beat that pink sack!"

Waddle Dees looked at each other, and flipped their arms up and down.

"What some dumbsters!" Dedede said.

"Sire, they're not gonna hurt or mess with Kirby," Escargoon said. "They've been really great friends since Nightmare was defeated."

"Why can't think king have joy of messing with someone?!" Dedede complained.

"Sire..." Escargoon hinted that he messes with Escargoon all the time.

"I'll catch that ball myself!" Dedede ran towards the big Waddle Dee, and it started to run away. All Waddle Dees ran everywhere randomly as they panicked. Dedede started to chase after the big Waddle Dee. "Hey! Stop there, used-to-be-small-now-so-big pip squeak!" As Dedede chased him, he was ran over by the big Waddle Dee, causing Dedede to lie flat on his face.

Suddenly, all the Waddle Dees that changed their form started to illuminate so bright that no one was able to see the Waddle Dee. As the light started to fade away, they turned normal. Big turned small, their outfits disappeared, and gold turned normal. All Waddle Dees looked at themselves, at each other, and sadly went back to cleaning jobs.

Dedede groaned as he stood back up. He looked around, only to see Waddle Dees back to normal, cleaning his garden.

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"Yo! Haltmann! How are they back to normal?!" Dedede said.

"I forgot to tell you, they're back to normal after two hours," Haltmann said.

"You forgot eh?! Then I'll forget to pay for those shapeshiting guns!" Dedede said.

"Umm, very well, your majesty," Haltmann said as he disconnected. "I'll just add on extra D-bills on the robots he order." He liked to get little revenge in other customers.

Waddle Dees were playing with Kirby in the garden, playing another game of tag. "Poyo, poyo!"

"Kirby! Waddle Dees!" Tiff called. "Would you like some snacks that other Waddle Dees made?"

"Poyo! Poyo!" Kirby cheered as he and Waddle Dees joyfully ran into the kitchen to have some cookies and milk with the other Waddle Dees.

A/N: Short yet cute chapter, eh? Oh shut up, everything that has to do with Waddle Dee is adorable.

Random thought: Why do I ship Bowser and Dedede so much? They're in different franchise... more than of all... WHY AM I SO OBSESSED WITH SHIPPING CHARACTERS SO MUCH???!!! Seriously, I can't finish anything without shipping any characters. Oh goodness, looks like I must write new fanfiction before the obsession gets worse... or not... I don't even know my intentions anymore...

One more thing: here's a gif of Waddle Dees. Enjoy ❤❤❤❤