Hey, Don't blame me. I couldn't help myself but write this. The original came from here

[Warning for both the Video and this chapter: NSFW aka 18+ content]
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*For those who can not handle extreme yaoi, or do not like it, Please leave now <3*
It was another day at Castle Dedede. Kirby was taking a nap then woke up to a sudden 'ding' noise. "Oh Boy!", He said as he jumped right up, grabbed oven mittens and took his batch of 'Vanilla Cookies'. He giggled as he took the 12 cookies and divided it in 2 bags, of 6 cookies per each. "And here's the final touch!", he said tied the bags with a ribbon.
He put the supplies away, washed the dishes and happily walked out with the two bags of cookies. He giggled and thought, "I wonder what Meta and Tiff will think!". Meta Knight and Tiff were outside of the castle, and Meta Knight was listening to Tiff reading a story called, "The  Book of Dreamworld Records".
"The most watermelon eaten under a minute was by Kirby. He ate 10 watermelons under 1 minute and no one could do that except him", Tiff said. "No kidding actually. Kirby can eat alot", Meta Knight thought. Then they heard a cheerful voice. "I made cookies! Want some?", Kirby asked. To Meta Knight and Tiff they only heard the word, "Poyo". "I think Kirby wants us to eat the cookies", Tiff said handing Meta Knight a bag. "Why not? We can at least eat them to show some respect", Meta Knight said as he turned around, lifted his mask up a bit and ate one cookie. "This isn't bad. The taste is a little bit odd....", Meta Knight thought. Then Tiff tapped his shoulder as Meta Knight slid the mask back on and turned around. He gasped as he dropped his bag. He had a "Frightfully cringing" face.
Kirby was leaking. But white like liquid. Meta Knight himself knew what it was and was shocked. He saw Kirby was drooling and had a flustered and pleasured face. "I made myself a discovery. Whenever I think about Meta Knight too much, my feelings turn to liquid and flow out. I would be happy if you can take part of it Meta", Kirby explained. Meta Knight blushed, screamed in horror and ran so fast, the Waddledee's thought it was the wind. He ran into the kitchen grabbed some water, drank some then spit it out. "Sweet Jesus christ", he thought. Then Tiff entered, Meta Knight sighed and explained everything to her then Tiff said, "What a nuisance. Looks like Kirby can't tell the difference between love and lust". Meta Knight said, "Maybe it's just Super Psycho Love".