One day, Kirby was in King Dedede's throne room. Kirby felt the comfortableness of the throne. Kirby yawned. He was just bored. He was so bored he was at the verge of falling asleep. Then he saw King Dedede. Kirby thought that the King was just going to pick another fight with him.

He sighed. But he felt so sleepy. Then King Dedede picked him up, put him on his lap and hugged him. Kirby just hugged him back, not knowing what to do next. He just felt warm. He felt a feeling of comfort. Kirby then closed his eyes as he feel asleep on King Dedede's lap. King Dedede smiled and thought, "Hey this little puff ball ain't so bad". King Dedede was unaware of Meta Knight's presence. Tears streamed down his face. He wanted Kirby all to himself. He felt... jealous.

Meta Knight then kept on watching as Kirby then woke up. "Morning Sleeping Beauty!", Kind Dedede said loudly. Kirby looked at him, laughed and smiled. "I bet your hungry. Why don't we head down to Kawazaki's for dinner. Don't worry. It's on me. (Yes I am talking about the Kirby anime show. You know, "Kirby: Right back at ya"?)
Kirby then got up and headed towards the Throne room's exit. Then King Dedede followed. As soon as the two left, Meta Knight saw that the coast was clear and followed the two very carefully. "Escargoon! Get me a reservation for two at Kwazaki's!!", King Dedede shouted. Escargoon tripped then got up. "What? Why your majesty?", He said questioning him. "Just do it!!!", He shouted. "Ok! Ok! I call him up and tell him to make a table for two!", Escargoon said before running off. Then King Dedede held Kirby's (Hand? Flipper? Wing? I don't fricken know) and headed towards his (Tank? Jeep? AGAIN I DON'T KNOW) and drove off. Meta Knight followed, running after them in the shadows. Then the two headed to Cappy town. The two got out as King Dedede escorted Kirby into the resturant. Meta Knight entered as well and hid in the corner table, hidden well behind a newspaper. The two sat in the middle of the resturant. Tiff and Tuck were there, in the back of the restaurant watching them. Kwazaki came out and said, "What would you two like to order?". King Dedede looked at the menu and said, "Everything". Kirby said, "Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! (I'll have Spicy ramen, Dumplings, Rice balls, Atomic Curry, and Sushi!)". King Dedede looked at Kirby and thought, "He can handle all that spiciness?!?!". Then Kwazaki headed back into the kitchen. "Um...Kirby.. I was wonderin'...Who do you like?", The King said being the Tsundere he is. Kirby laughed and said, "Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! (It's weird, but I like you a lot King Dedede)".
Meta Knight had control himself. He felt like he could head over there, Kill King I-Need-To-Lose-Weigh, Make love to Kirby, Marry him, have a family, and the two will be together forever. Tiff and Tuck saw that Meta Knight was gonna snap and the ran outside and watched threw the window. Then their orders arrived just in time. King Dedede began digging in. Kirby said grace before he started to suck up all his food.
-A While later...-
Kirby was told by Tokori that he had a bottomless stomach, but tonight, he felt full. King Dedede saw the bill and he paid. Then the two headed out. Meta Knight felt like he was the atomic curry. The heat started to rise in him. Then he followed them and got help from Tiff and Tuck. Then the two saw as the two part ways into their rooms. Kirby got a room next to King Dedede's in the castle. He entered, closed the door, waddled over to his bed and fell asleep. He was unaware of Meta Knight watching him.

             -The End-