Ninja Vs. Ninja
Gamindustri, Planeptune
We then cut to the next scene showing Neptune, IF, and Marx who are walking around Planeptune as they were trying to find a robot ninja that Marx describe to them.
Marx: Ugh... So far, we can't seem to find him.
IF: Yeah, this is going to be tough than we fought. He could be anywhere around Planeptune.
As they were walking, they ran into Chuko who was walking by as she sees them saying.
Chuko: Oh, why if it isn't you three. How unexpected to meet in a place like this.
Neptune: Oooh! You're the manager of that used game shop from before!
Chuko: Yes, and I can't thank you enough for your help. All of my stolen goods came back. If they haven't, I may have had to close my shop!
Neptune: That's great news!
Chuko: This is all I have, but please take my store discount coupons as thanks.
Neptune: Ooooh! They're coupons for getting 30% off when making a purchase over 6000 credits too!
IF: You either have a strong business sense, or you're very calculating...
Neptune: Could you maybe give these to B-Sha instead of us? It's thanks to her we were able to catch that rat thief.
Chuko: Ah, is that so? But, really, these are gifts for all of you, so please take them. I'll prepare something else to give to B-Sha.
Neptune: Woo! I'll gladly take these!
IF: Hey, Chuko, this is off topic, but did you happen to see someone suspicious walking around with an unusual console?
Chuko: Unusual console? Is it possibly white with an orange swirly mark on it?
Marx: How did you know?!
Chuko: Don't underestimate the power of a used games shop manager! I have a comprehensive knowledge of all generations of consoles.
IF: Could you tell us what the person looked like and which way they were heading? We're looking for them right now.
Chuko: I'll gladly do so, but what is that game console that I've never heard of? It's design seemed a little antiquated, and it was pretty worn out...
Neptune: I just happened to find that thing, so I don't know the details myself.
Chuko: Then could you show it to me after you get it back? I used to go by the second name of "Hardware Appraiser Chu."
Neptune: Sure.
Next, they wave farewell to Chuko as they continue their search through Planeptune.
(Timeskip)
After a couple minutes have passed, we see B-Sha wearing her Presto Mask as she was ready to attack the thief.
B-Sha: Presto kiiick!
She successfully kick the thief which cause him to get knocked out.
Thief: Blargh?!
Planeptune Son: Thank you, Presto Mask! I'm so glad I got my transformation belt back.
B-Sha: Indeed! Your mother was nice enough to buy it for you, so don't let it get stolen again!
Planeptune Son: Okay!
Then, the boy nodded as he left the scene.
B-Sha: ...Whew. This is the third incident today. I feel like instead of slowing down, crimes are increasing every day...
B-Sha: It wasn't like this until that day... How did it end up like this?
As B-Sha was thinking about it, we see Neptune and Marx who are walking by and ended up spotting B-Sha.
Neptune: Hey there, B-Sha! Looks like you're doing well today.
B-Sha💦: H-Hey, Nep-Nep! Don't call me by that name in this outfit! Right now, I'm Presto Mask!
Neptune: Woops! Sorry! Slip of the tongue.
B-Sha: So, how did it go? Is Haneda City okay?
Neptune: Of course! It sounded like all the citizens were safe, so I'm sure our support is going to skyrocket!
Marx: Um... Neptune. As much as Haneda City is safe, but are we suppose to look for the thief that I told you about?
Neptune: You're right, Marx. This isn't the time to think about that! A game console was stolen from my room!
B-Sha: Oh yeah, you're console was stolen. Was it a secret organization!?
Neptune: I think so.
Marx: Did you see a robot ninja that was carrying a swirly mark console?
B-Sha: Hmmm... No, I haven't.
Marx: I see...
B-Sha: But leave it to me! I'll help you two look for it, too. Let's split up and search!
Marx: You got it!
(Another Timeskip)
After they split up, Neptune and Marx went back with IF as she tells them the news.
IF: According to Chuko, the ninja robot that Marx describe was headed this way.
Neptune: Ninja... Ninja...
Neptune: Could it be the guy, Iffy? You know, the guy who came to save Arfoire after you messed up big time.
IF: I said to stop saying it like that. I didn't mess up on purpose, you know.
Marx: She's right. So just give her a break already.
Neptune: Sorry, sorry.
IF: Since he's the culprit who was hurting our friend Kirby, then it'd be pretty convenient to find him. Let's hurry.
N/M: Right!
And with that, they ran off to where the robot ninja might be so they can get the console back from his clutches.
https://youtu.be/mLoKIx1t9iA
We then cut back to the Basilicom showing Compa and Ribbon who are watching Kirby sleeping.
Compa: Aww, he's so cute when he's sleeping.
Ribbon: He sure is, Compa. He sure is.
Next, Kirby started to slowly open his eyes and rub his left eye. Kirby then looked up in the ceiling and said.
Kirby: Poyo?
Ribbon: Why your back at the Basilicom, Kirby.
Kirby recognized the voice and turns his head to the right seeing Compa and Ribbon who are sitting in front of Neptune's Bed.
Kirby: Poyo!
Compa: Hey Kirby! Feeling a bit better?
Kirby nodded at her with a smile as Compa smile him back.
Compa: Well that's good to hear.
Kirby looked around the room for a bit and he ask Ribbon a question saying.
Kirby: Poyo, poyo?
Ribbon: They were trying to find that robot ninja that Marx describe to us.
Kirby think for a while until he remember that he was defeated by the robot ninja that he tried to run away from. Kirby then tried to take out the swirly mark console out of his inventory, but unfortunately... it wasn't there which cause him to panic.
Compa: What's wrong, Kirby? Are you still hurt or something?
Kirby: Poyo, poyo, poyo.
Ribbon: The robot ninja took it while you were injured.
Kirby: Poyo...
Kirby was feeling down as if he failed to protect the console.
Ribbon: It's okay, Kirby. At least you tried your best to protect the swirly mark console.
Compa: Yeah. And besides, Nep-Nep, Iffy, and Marx are going to find that robot ninja and teach him a lesson for you.
Kirby: Poyo!
Kirby jumped off of Neptune's Bed and started to feel it stings from his stubby hands.
Ribbon: Kirby! You're not healed just yet.
Compa: Ribbon's right, you need to stay in bed.
Next, Kirby took out an Energy Drink from his inventory and drinks it. After finishing the Energy Drink, Kirby was healed half of his health and the bruises and minor cut marks were also healed up.
Compa: Huh?! How did Kirby healed up so quickly?
Ribbon: Oh yeah, you have food items in your inventory. Smart thinking, Kirby.
Compa: Food items?
Ribbon: Yeah, whenever Kirby sees food or a drink, he eats or drinks and starts to heal himself up along with a few bruises, minor scratches, and minor cut marks.
Compa: Really?!
Ribbon: Mmhm... not to mention that there's two Rare Food items that are different than the rest being an Energy Drink, and a Maxim Tomato. The Energy Drink heals half of your health, and the Maxim Tomato heals fully of your health.
Compa: Interesting.
Kirby: Poyo.
Said Kirby with a determined look.
Ribbon: Looks like Kirby is ready to go, Compa.
Compa: I guess so. Now hold still Kirby.
Compa took the bandage wrap off of Kirby as she sees Kirby face and his stubby hands feeling all better in an instant.
Compa: Woooah! You weren't kidding, Kirby's face and his hands are all better now.
Ribbon: That's the power of the Rare Food item for ya.
Kirby: Poyo, poyo.
Ribbon: Kirby wants to know where Neptune, IF, and Marx are at.
Compa: Oh right. I'll go call Iffy right away.
Compa took her phone out from her purse and started to call IF. After waiting for two seconds, the phone started to answer and Compa said.
Compa: Hey, Iffy.
IF: Hey, Compa. How everything going with Kirby.
Compa: Kirby's doing great. In fact, he's felling all better now.
IF: Already?! Well that was fast.
Compa: Hey, um... Kirby wants to know where you, Nep-Nep, and Marx are located.
IF: Oh! We were are heading over to a place called Planepark.
Compa: I see. Well me, Kirby, and Ribbon will be coming over there to help you guys.
IF: Sounds good to me, we'll meet you guys there at the front entrance.
Compa: Okay, we'll see you there.
Compa ended the call and turns to the left facing towards Kirby and Ribbon.
Ribbon: So, where are they at?
Compa: Iffy told me that there heading to Planepark. So it's best we should hurry over there so we can meet up with them.
Ribbon: Okay. Kirby, are you ready to go?
Kirby: Poyo!
Ribbon: Great! Now let's go!
And with that, Kirby, Compa, and Ribbon are heading off to Planepark, where they will meet up with Neptune, IF, and Marx at the front entrance.
https://youtu.be/wiHYx9NX4DM
After a few minutes have passed, we see Warechu who walking walking in a dark alley and started to talk to himself saying.
(BGM: Insecure feeling - Mega Dimension Neptunia VII)
Warechu: ...*sigh* Compa's really shunned me this time around, chu...
Warechu: I've lost in both love and in my work... I don't have much of a purpose anymore... My dreams are crushed...
Suddenly, Warechu soon heard some footsteps and the mysterious person with a robe was talking to him saying.
???: Then, let me show you a good dream.
Warechu: Chu? Who are you?
???: I just happened to be passing by.
(BGM Ended)
(Mini Timeskip)
We then cut to B-Sha who was looking around in the park for the robot ninja that Marx describe to her.
B-Sha: A robot ninja... Hmmm... Looks like the robot ninja isn't around here.
B-Sha (Thoughts): . . .
B-Sha: Nep-Nep really is amazing. She's gotten popular so quickly, even when everyone forgot her.
B-Sha: And as for Kirby the Star Warrior, he's so cute and strong. Not to mention determination due to fighting an evil wizard, a four headed dragon, and a whole bunch of others which I find it super amazing.
B-Sha: She said I shouldn't force myself to fix my problem, but I can't keep living like this...
B-Sha: Not after what happened to Kirby... He ended up getting hurt really bad, all because of me.
B-Sha: ...*sigh*
Then, we see Chuko walking by at the park as she manage to find her saying.
Chuko: I finally found you! You're B-Sha, right?
B-Sha: Hyeek?! A monster?!
B-Sha💦: W-W-W-W-Why does a monster know my name?
B-Sha: Oh no...!! You're not gonna try to eat me, are you?!
Chuko: Goodness, getting scared of someone as adorable as I am? How rude.
B-Sha: *Shudder shudder shudder*
B-Sha (Thoughts): Oooohh. If only Neptune or Kirby were here, they would know what to do.
Chuko: I came to give thanks to you, but it looks like you're currently not in the position to accept it.
B-Sha: ...T-Thanks...?
Chuko: I heard from Neptune that you caught the thief who stole from me a while ago, so I've been searching for you.
B-Sha: Oh, that's right. You're the manager of that store.
B-Sha: ...Which means, you know my identity as Presto Mask?!
Chuko: Oh, I've known that forever.
B-Sha: N-Not bad for a monster... Even if you're a mouse type, I can't underestimate you.
Chuko: Do you actually think nobody's figure it out...? But it's quite a sad story to see a hero having a fear of monsters.
B-Sha: ...Oogh...
Chuko: Hmmm... I know. Why don't I fix your fear of monsters, as thanks for catching that thief?
B-Sha: F-Fix...? But how?
Chuko: Have you not realized yet? You're been talking to me normally.
B-Sha: Whoah, you're right! How is that possible?!
Chuko: It's probably because I'm cute and adorable. I'll introduce you to my friends, and you can slowly get used to monsters.
Chuko: They're not quite on my level, but they're all very adorable.
B-Sha: Really! That's perfect! I was just thinking that I really need to fix this fear!
Suddenly, we see Warechu running through the park and sees B-Sha and Chuko saying.
Warechu: S-Someone help me, chuuu!
Chuko: Y-You're that thief that broke into my shop?!
B-Sha: There's more mice?! And this one has a pretty villainous looking face!
Chuko: Why are you getting scared of a mouse you already caught once?!
B-Sha (Sweatdrop): I-I was wearing my Presto Mask then, and was super excited, so I got kind of carried away...
Warechu: T-That doesn't matter right now, chu! Shelter me right away!
Next, they heard some footsteps as the mysterious person with a robe from before was now talking to them saying.
???: Hey, now, you don't have to run away so suddenly. Do you dislike me that much?
Warechu: I've been in the game long enough to know that you're bad news, chu.
???: *Sigh...* How upsetting. And here I only wanted to show you a good dream...
???: Guess not... I guess you wouldn't like any dreams I would have to show you...
???: ...But even if you feel that way, what about that cute little mouse over there?
???: And the perfect girl just happens to be here...
(Timeskip)
We then cut to Neptune, IF, and Marx who made it to their destination called Planepark.
Neptune: Well, were here.
Marx: So this the place, eh?
IF: Yep. Let's just hope he's here so we can teach him a lesson.
Neptune: You said it. Now let's go.
IF: Hold on a minute, Neptune. We have to wait for Compa, Kirby, and Ribbon to get here.
Neptune: There coming? But I thought they couldn't because Kirby is...
IF: badly Injured, Yes. But Kirby is feeling all better now.
Marx: Really? If I have to guess, he must have use one of Food items to heal himself.
Neptune: Oh yeah, he has those in his inventory.
IF: Food items?
Marx: Yep. But you'll find out once you see it.
???: Hey guys.
Then, they turn around seeing Kirby, Compa, and Ribbon who manage to catch up with them just in time.
Neptune: Hey you three. You made it just in time.
Kirby: Poyo!
Neptune walk towards Kirby and started to pat and rub his head.
Neptune: Nice to see you feeling better, Kirby.
Marx: It's good to have you back on the team.
IF: Now that were all here, were should head towards the entrance and find that robot ninja.
N/C/M/R: Yeah!
Kirby: Hai!
Next, they ran towards the entrance to Planepark so they can start their search for the robot ninja.
Then, they enter the Planepark and encountering three enemies that Kirby, Neptune, Marx, and Ribbon recognized. The first enemy is Bio Spark, the second enemy is Broom Hatter, and the third enemy is Blade Knight.
Neptune: Hey, I know those three enemies.
IF: You do?
Neptune: Uh-huh. I've been to Kirby's home planet twice in a row.
Compa: You did?
Marx: She's right you know. After all, she did wanted to help us in the first place.
Compa: Well isn't that nice of you, Nep-Nep.
Kirby ran towards the three enemies and started to threw three Friend Hearts on Bio Spark, Broom Hatter, and Blade Knight turning them good. Bio Spark was now wearing a purple cloth skullcap with a forehead protector imprinted with a star outline.
Broom Hatter is now wearing a white bandana with green stars.
And Blade Knight is now wearing a Green, conic cap with a yellow cotton ball at the point.
IF: What the...? What did Kirby just do?
Neptune: That my friend you just witness is Kirby's special ability called... Friend Heart.
IF/C: Friend Heart?
Neptune: That's right. You see, Kirby here can throw Friend Hearts at enemies to become friends with them.
IF: Interesting.
Compa: Wow. That's a really cool ability.
Neptune: I know, right. Which I find it super useful.
IF: Well now that these three are joining us, we should keep moving.
And with that, they nodded as they explore around Planepark in order to find that robot ninja and getting the swirly mark console back.
https://youtu.be/1N4VSqahWCM
After twenty minutes have passed, they were now in the arena of Planepark as Neptune spotted someone in the arena saying.
(BGM: Battle of the Horizon [Boss Stage] - Kirby's Return To Dreamland Deluxe)
Neptune: Iffy, over there! There's a weirdo over there!
IF: That's... good work, Nep. We finally caught up.
Neptune: Hey, you! The ninja! Hold it right there!
Next, they ran towards the robot ninja name Steamax as he turns around seeing them saying.
Steamax: ...Hmm. They've caught up with me.
Neptune: You were the ninja from before, after all.
IF: You're the culprit behind Nep's console theft, aren't you? Give it up... now.
Marx: Yeah. Otherwise were gonna have to make you give up by force.
Compa: Wow, amazing! It's a real-life ninja! It's my first time seeing on up close.
Steamax: I didn't expect to be found so quickly from those creatures... but I also didn't know they bring, young girls...
IF: I'll only say this once. If you hand the console over without any trouble, we'll try and make sure you won't get treated badly.
Steamax: .........
IF: ...Hmm. As expected of a ninja. You won't talk, let alone make eye contact with us...
(BGM Ended)
Steamax: Oh... N-No... it's... n-not...
Compa (Sweatdrop): He seems to be saying something in a very quiet voice, Iffy.
Neptune: You're right. He's mumbling, but I'm not sure he's actually saying anything.
(BGM: Comedic Time - Mega Dimension Neptunia VII)
Steamax: ...Um... this is a... command... from the General... So, um... even if... it ends my life...
IF: Rrrrrrrrrrgh...
Steamax: ...So, I... um... uhhh, so... I cannot... hand it over...
IF: UGH, WHY WON'T YOU SPEAK UP?!
IF: Even if you are the enemy, it pisses me off when you stutter and look away like that!!
Steamax: B-But I... I'm not... really used to... speaking with... g-girls...
IF: What are you, a middle school dweeb?!
Neptune: Woah, Iffy's legitimately flippin' out.
Marx: Yep, seems like it.
Compa: Well, she has always been an assertive person who doesn't appreciate when people are vague.
Neptune: Well, yeah, but also, this guy's personality type is one we've never had to deal with before.
Compa: Uh-huh. It's always been guys who are battle crazy... or who like little girls...
Neptune: ...or unnecessarily hot-blooded guys, or creepy robot hackers, or old men who have strangely realistic 3D models.
Kirby, Marx, and Ribbon are very confused to what Neptune and Compa are saying as they look back to Steamax with determined looks on their face.
IF: Anyway, I don't know what you're planning, but we're gonna make you spill your guts.
(BGM Ended)
Kirby: Poyo.
Marx: What's that, Kirby?
Kirby: Poyo, poyo.
Marx: You want to face him by yourself?!
IF: No way, Kirby. You're only getting yourself hurt out there.
Compa: She's right. You just got yourself healed after all.
Kirby: Poyo!
Marx: Look, I know that you wanted to redeem yourself. But me and the others can help you, remember?
Kirby: Poyo, poyo.
Ribbon: Are you sure you can handle this on your own?
Kirby nodded saying yes to her question as Marx just sighs saying.
Marx: *sigh* Alright. But if you ever get close to losing, we're going to assist you. Got it?
Kirby: Poyo.
Marx: Good. Now get out there and show him who's the better ninja.
Kirby nodded with determination as Kirby and his allies are walking towards the arena.
Neptune: Are you sure he can handle this?
Marx: I believe he will. But just like I said, if he gets close to losing, we'll assist him.
IF: I hope Kirby gives him a good beating for the way he was talking like that.
Ribbon: Be careful out there, Kirby.
Kirby and his allies are now in the arena and Steamax said.
Steamax: So it looks like I'm facing that pink puffball and his three new friends, eh. Very well.
Steamax pulls out his Katana and he continues to speak saying.
Steamax: Alright, pink puffball. I may have defeat you once, but I'll defeat you once more, along with your three new friends.
IF: Seriously?! He's talking normally to Kirby but not me?! Oooooh, that just triggers me.
Marx: Well he's not use to talking to girls for a reason.
Compa: Seems like it.
IF: Hey, Kirby! Give him a good beating for me, will ya?
Kirby: Hai!
Kirby then tap on Bio Spark's back as he turns around and Kirby said.
Kirby: Poyo.
Just as Kirby told Bio Spark what to do, Bio Spark jump back and started to perform a Knife Throw at Kirby. Kirby then inhale the kunai and swallow it which he transforms into Ninja Kirby.
IF: Woah! I wonder what copy ability he's using this time.
Neptune: Kirby has gain the Ninja ability.
Compa: So that means he can perform ninja moves?
Neptune: Uh huh. And it looks to me that this battle is going to be quite interesting.
Marx: I'll say.
Kirby and his allies are in their battle stance as Steamax was also in his battle stance saying.
Steamax: Well this is a surprise to see him transform into a ninja. But no matter, it's time we see who's the better ninja.
And with that, Kirby and his allies are battling against Steamax, where the Eighth boss battle begins now.
(BGM: Haltman Works Elite Management - Kirby Planet Robobot)
Ninja Kirby starts off by throwing a couple of Knife Throws at Steamax, but Steamax deflected them by using his Katana to block them taking no damage. Follow by Blade Knight who ran towards him to perform a Drill Stab on Steamax dealing damage.
Next, Steamax performs a Throwing Star which he throws his giant Shuriken at Blade Knight as he blocks the attack taking damage.
Then, Bio Spark dash towards Steamax to perform a Stealth Slash which he swings his kunai forward as he dashes on Steamax dealing damage. Follow by Broom Hatter performs a Charge Clean Pitch which he pulls Pitch out and started to close his eyes when fully charged. Next, Pitch turn into a bucket from which Broom Hatter splashes a larger ball of water in an upward arc on Steamax dealing decent damage.
Next, Steamax performs a Ninja Arts: Cyclone on Broom Hatter as he dodges the attack taking no damage.
Then, Ninja Kirby jumps in the air and started to perform a Ninja Kick on Steamax three times dealing damage per kick. Follow by Blade Knight who perform a combo move of Overhead Slash, Multisword Attack, and Cleave on Steamax dealing damage.
Next, Steamax perform a Throwing Star on Ninja Kirby. But Ninja Kirby performs a Smoke Screen which he creates a small puff of smoke around him as the Shuriken went through the smoke. The smoke then clears out as it turns out, he wasn't there which cause Steamax to be surprised by this and said.
Steamax: Huh?! Where did that pink puffball go?
What Steamax didn't know is that Ninja Kirby is sneaking behind him. Once he got close to Steamax, Ninja Kirby performs a Quad Shock on Steamax dealing damage.
Steamax: Oof!
Follow by performing a Blossom Storm which Ninja Kirby jumps up and, with a fan in hand, swings downwards to conjure a barrage of cherry blossoms on Steamax dealing damage. As Steamax got hit, he was pushed back a little and said.
Steamax: Not bad for a rookie. Now it's time I show him and his three new friends my true strength!
Then, Steamax dash towards Bio Spark and started to slash him three times as Bio Spark also slash Steamax three times which cause them collide their attacks taking no damage to either of 'em.
Next, Bio Spark performs a Smoke Screen which cause him to disappear and Steamax starts looking around for him.
Steamax: Now where are you.
Ninja Kirby: Poyo!
Steamax looks to the right seeing Ninja Kirby, Blade Knight, and Bio Spark who just appeared next to Ninja Kirby are standing in line. Then, they hold their weapons up high as Broom Hatter performs a Sweep attack on Ninja Kirby and Blade Knight's weapons which cause it to combined their weapons with the Wind element.
Then, Ninja Kirby power up his Kunai and it's now called the Bluster Ninja.
And Blade Knight power up his weapon and it's now called the Bluster Sword.
Next, Broom Hatter walked over to Bio Spark and performs a Clean Pitch on Bio Spark's weapon which cause it to combined his weapon with the Water element.
Then, Bio Spark power up his weapon and it's now called the Splash Ninja.
Compa: Woah! What was that?
IF: Neptune told me that if you hold your weapon up high, an ally will power up your weapon.
Compa: Amazing! Which means that this fight will be over quickly.
Marx: Yep. That's only if he can mostly dodge his attacks.
Steamax was shocked seeing Kirby and his two allies power up their weapons and said.
Steamax: They have their own Ninja Arts too?! How is that possible?!
Ninja Kirby throws eight Bluster Knife Throws that travel in loops diagonally upward and release a small whirlwind on Steamax. But Steamax deflected four of them by using his Katana to block 'em. Luckily, the other four Knife's went past the Katana and Steamax gets hit by it dealing damage per Knife.
Follow By Broom Hatter dash towards Steamax to perform a Clean Nago which he transforms into a cloth, and Nago appears to slide him across the ground on Steamax dealing damage while causing him to stumble to the ground.
Next, Steamax got up and performs a Throwing Star on Bio Spark as he dodges the attack by jumping over it taking no damage. Follow by throwing a smoke bomb onto the ground which he can't be seen by the smoke.
The smoke then clears out and Steamax was nowhere to be found in the arena. Ninja Kirby and his allies started to look around the arena as Steamax appeared behind Ninja Kirby and said.
Steamax: I got you now!
Ninja Kirby turns around and sees Steamax who started to swing his Katana at Ninja Kirby which cause him to disappear. Once he was disappeared, Steamax was shocked seeing this and said.
Steamax: What?!
Ninja Kirby ended up performing a Clone Technique which he became invisible. And then, he appeared behind Steamax while exploding on Steamax dealing damage.
Next, Blade Knight perform a combo move of Overhead Slash and Bluster Twister Slash which he leaps high into the air while spinning, creating a large cyclone on Steamax dealing a lot of damage plus extra damage from the cyclone while getting pushed back in the process.
Follow By Broom Hatter who took out his vacuum and started to hold it high in the air causing Ninja Kirby, Bio Spark, and Blade Knight to notice it.
Ninja Kirby: Poyo!
Ninja Kirby, Bio Spark, and Blade Knight ran towards Broom Hatter's vacuum and they jump high in the air which cause the three to get sucked into the vacuum. We then cut to Neptune and the others who were watching them outside of the arena saying.
IF: What the...? What are they doing out there?
Neptune: There probably doing a Friend move perhaps.
Compa: Friend move?
Neptune: Mhm... just watch and you'll know what I mean.
We then cut back to Steamax who got up from that attack and sees Ninja Kirby, Bio Spark, and Blade Knight who are getting sucked from Broom Hatter's vacuum.
Steamax: I don't know what there doing, but I better take advantage of attacking them all at once.
Steamax dash towards them so he can attack Ninja Kirby and his allies at once. As he was running, Broom Hatter point his vacuum towards Steamax and started to perform a Friend Super-Vac which Broom Hatter blows away the vacuumed Friends at a steeper angle at Steamax.
(A/N pretend that Cleaning Kirby is Broom Hatter who was performing a Friend Super-Vac. And also, replace Knuckle Joe, Plugg, and Chef Kawasaki with Ninja Kirby, Bio Spark, and Blade Knight who are blown away from the Friend Super-Vac)
Steamax sees this and tries to dodge it by jumping over it, but they bounce around the arena and he ended up getting hit by it twice dealing damage per hit.
Compa: Wow! So that was a Friend move, was it?
Marx: Yep. And I never knew a vacuum cleaner that Broom Hatter took out was part of the Friend move.
IF: Me neither.
Next, Ninja Kirby landed on the ground and calls out to Neptune saying.
Ninja Kirby: Poyo, poyo!
Ribbon: Kirby's calling out for you, Neptune.
Neptune: Who, Me?
Ninja Kirby: Poyo!
Marx: He's telling you to come into the arena ASAP.
Neptune: Okay!
Then, Neptune ran around towards the stairs and she was now in the arena. Ninja Kirby ran up to Neptune and she said.
Neptune: I'm here. So what do you want me to do?
Ninja Kirby: Poyo, poyo.
Ribbon: Kirby wants you to finish him off together.
Neptune: Is that so. Alright Kirby, let's finish him off together!
Ninja Kirby: Hai!
Neptune close her eyes and started to transform into Purple Heart. As she transforms, Purple Heart said.
Purple Heart: Let get fire up everyone! (Boosted their attack power by everyone)
Next, Bio Spark starts throwing a bunch of Splash Knife Throws which the knives are encased in water that release a splash of water on Steamax, but Steamax use his Katana and starts blocking it. Luckily, the water started to splash at him on impact from the knives dealing less damage.
As Steamax continues to block the knives, Ninja Kirby perform a Smoke Screen as he disappeared from the smoke. Ninja Kirby then appeared behind Steamax and performs a Bluster Blossom Storm which Ninja Kirby leaps high into the air, creating an inverted cyclone beneath him on Steamax dealing decent damage while getting pushed back.
Follow by Purple Heart who perform her new skill move and said.
Purple Heart: Delta Slash!
Purple Heart use her skill move called Delta Slash which she creates an energy of her slashes at Steamax dealing massive damage.
(BGM Ended)
Then, Steamax was now defeated as he dropped the swirly mark console out of his inventory and kneels down on the ground. Kirby discard his Ninja ability and his allies Bluster/Splash weapons went back to their original state.
Next we see IF, Compa, Marx, and Ribbon came into the arena and Ribbon said.
Ribbon: You did it, Kirby! I knew you would be a better ninja.
IF: That was pretty impressive back there.
Kirby: Poyo.
Marx: Now that were all here, let's do our victory dance.
IF/Compa: Huh?
Purple Heart: It's normally their thing, so it's best we should join them and dance.
IF: O-kay then.
Compa: I guess we can try.
Then, everyone did their victory dance.
https://youtu.be/fec_Y__HIv4
After they finish their victory dance, they turn around to where Steamax is at and Purple Heart said.
Purple Heart: Looks like we are victorious. Return the console to us as promised.
IF: Nep, that's the one, right?
Purple Heart: Yes. There's no mistaking it.
Kirby then walked towards the console and grabs it. Once he grabbed the console, Kirby puts it away into his inventory where it would be safe.
Steamax: How careless of me...! To lose what I had just obtained...!
Steamax: And to make things worse, I've lost to a pink puffball who has better ninja skills than I have...! Along with his three puny friends...!
IF: You're being detained at the Basilicom as a primary suspect for the crimes committed by AffimaX.
Steamax: ...Tch, if it's come to this, then...
Purple Heart: Is he hiding a trump card?!
Marx: If that's the case, we better keep our guard up.
Next, they kept their guard up and Steamax was ready to take something out from his inventory.
Steamax: Feast your eyes upon this!
Steamax took out a bunch of books from his inventory and threw it into the air.
IF: You just... scattered a bunch of books everywhere...
Steamax: H-Ha ha ha... Don't underestimate these a-as ordinary books... Hah!
Steamax started to slice up all of the books and came floating down towards the ground as Kirby started to close his eyes from impact.
Purple Heart: He just sliced up all those books?! What in the world is he thinking?!
Marx: I don't know, but I think his trump card is completely stupid for what he just did.
Steamax: Heh heh... L-Look... closely...
Purple Heart: ...Closely?
Then, everyone (Except Kirby and his allies) looked at it closely at the sliced up books. Once they look at it closely, their eyes were wide up in shock and Purple Heart said.
Purple Heart: Eeeek?! W-What are those books?!
Marx: Aaaaah! My eyes!
Ribbon: W-What kind of book is that?!
Compa: T-These are naughty books! There are tons of pages of books you can't buy until you're an adult!!
IF: What?! Why the hell are you even carrying these around, you perv?!
Steamax: T-This is the Five-Greed Jutsu...! F-F-Fall prey to your o-own lust...!
IF: Five-Greed Justu...? All you did was throw around a bunch of dirty magazines!
Purple Heart: Iffy's right! I've seen through your lewd techniques.
Marx: Kirby, don't look at the magazines! There really dangerous for you to see, so keep you eyes close at all times, okay?
Marx: Kirby?
Marx and Ribbon open their eyes and look to the left seeing Kirby who had his eyes open as he was curiously looking at the dirty magazines.
M/R: Oh no!
Ribbon: Neptune! Iffy! Compa! Do something!
Purple Heart, IF, and Compa also look to the left seeing Kirby who was continuing to look at the dirty magazines which cause them to have their eyes wide up in shock as they realized that Kirby is a baby.
PH/IF/C: Kirby!
IF quickly rush towards Kirby, pick him up, and cover his eyes so Kirby can't see it.
IF: No Kirby! You're too young to look at it!
Marx: She's right! So it's best you should forget that dirty magazine you just witness. Otherwise, Meta Knight will find out and we'll all get into deep trouble.
Kirby: Poyo?
Marx: I am sure of it, Kirby. Now think of happy thoughts and ignore the magazine you just witness, got it?
Kirby: Poyo.
Marx: Good. Now close your eyes and think of happy thoughts that comes to your mind.
Next, Kirby closed his eyes and starts to think of happy thoughts which cause him to smile.
Ribbon: It worked.
Marx: Phew. At least now Meta Knight won't have to find out about this.
Purple Heart: You know, this might actually work.
Purple Heart: I'll hone my mind to keep only the ninja within my sights. That way I can easily erase those perverted pages from my vision.
Purple Heart tries to focus on Steamax with her mind, but Purple Heart ended up glancing over at the dirty magazine which cause her to lose her focus.
Purple Heart: ...*Glance*
IF: Are you actually concentrating hard enough to not see the pages?!
Purple Heart: I-I'm not looking. I-I would never want to look at such perverted material!
Purple Heart: .........*Glance*
Marx: Oh great. Looks like we lost her.
IF: Aw, come on, Nep. I totally saw that!
Compa: Then, the solution is to just close my eyes!
Compa closed her eyes and she started to panic for some reason.
Compa: H-Huh? It's too dark and I can't see around me...!
Compa: Nep-Nep! Iffy! Where are you guys?
Then, Compa started walking around the arena and Ribbon starts to call out for her saying.
Ribbon: Compa, where are you going? You might get yourself hurt if you move.
IF: Not you too, Compa. Come on, people! Stop messing around and take this seriously!
Marx: She's right you know. Otherwise, we'll—
Purple Heart: ...*Glance* Iffy... Marx...?
IF: !
Marx: Uhh...
Steamax: Ha ha ha... My Jutsu is invincible!
Steamax: Ahem. Now then, I will once again take my leave... with that console that you just took.
Marx: Nice try, Steamax. But you're gonna have to do better than that.
Steamax: I see you got pass through my Justu. Very well then, I shall eliminate you, that pink puffball, and his three puny friends once and for all.
Before Steamax could take out his Katana, someone touch him from behind which ended up startling him.
Steamax: Wha—?!
Marx: Neptune?
Purple Heart: Now that I remember, you said something about being shy around girls, right? What would happen if a girl was to touch you?
Steamax: Hey, whuzahuahurf?!
Purple Heart: Ah ha ha. How cute, even though you're a robot, you're getting so red. You must really not be used to this kind of attention.
Steamax: Heeblharblblargh?!
Purple Heart: Then... if I move my body up real close to you like this... hmm... what would happen...?
Steamax: Hyeekasdfjkl?!
Purple Heart: No, no, no, cutie, you're not getting away... I have so many things I want to ask you... Isn't there anything you want to ask me...?
Steamax: ⚪X⬜※△⚪X⬜※⚪X!?!?!
Suddenly, Steamax fainted from Purple Heart flirting with him.
Purple Heart: Oh, dear. He fainted.
Marx: Huh. I guess he's wasn't kidding about not use to talking to girls.
IF: Nep, you went too far.
Purple Heart: I'm sorry, Iffy. It slowly got more amusing to see the different ways he'd react. I couldn't help it, really.
Next, Purple Heart transform back to her normal self.
Neptune: There we go.
IF: Oh, well. Those suspicious papers have flown off with the wind somewhere, so let's take him back with us and—
Before IF could finish her sentence, they suddenly heard an explosion from the outside and Neptune said.
(BGM: Continuous hits - Mega Dimension Neptunia VII)
Neptune: W-What the heck is that?!
Steamax: If I'm not mistaken, that appears to be coming from Planeptune.
IF: What the—?! That was a fast recovery!
Marx: I'll say. And to think he was out for the count.
Steamax: And what is this...? I have a very bad feeling about this.
IF: A bad feeling? Wait, you can hold a normal conversation...?!
Steamax: This is unimportant.. It would be best if you all returned to Planeptune as quickly as possible.
IF: Oh, no, no funny business. You're not gonna use this as an opportunity to escape. I'm not gonna fall for it.
Steamax: This is not the time to argue about that!
Steamax: When innocent citizens' lives are at stake, we should be working together—not fighting!
Steamax: As a ninja, I, Steamax, will lend my assistance!
IF: His speech and personality make him sound like a completely different person. What happened...?
Neptune: I know, Iffy! It's sage time! You know... sage time!
IF: S-Sage time?
Neptune: I bet my sexy enchantment attack shorted out his thought patterns, so his worldly desires disappeared in enlightenment!
IF: Yeah, right... no way...
Steamax: There is no time for idle talk! Hurry!
Marx: Whatever you say, Steamax.
IF: You're right. We'll have you help for now.
Steamax: Then, please, grab onto me, all of you. I will take us to Planeptune with my ninjustu.
Next, Neptune, Kirby, IF, and Ribbon grab a hold of Steamax as they were ready to go.
Neptune: Upsy-daisy!
IF: Like this? Compa, you're the last one. Get a move on, sister.
Compa: Iffy, where are you?? It's too dark, I can't see...!
IF (Sweatdrop): ...Are you still closing your eyes...
Ribbon: Come on, Compa. You can open your eyes now.
Compa open here eyes and sees everyone that were on Steamax.
Compa: Oh there you are. I was worried that you would leave me.
IF: Well we didn't, since we were waiting for you. Now hurry and grab onto Steamax, pronto.
Compa: Right!
Compa ran towards Steamax and grabs onto him.
IF: Hey Marx, are you gonna get on Steamax or what?
Marx: No need, Iffy. I can just teleport myself there to Planeptune.
Compa: You can?
Marx: Mmhm... I'll be seeing you guys in Planeptune.
Marx sprout his wings and starts flying up in the air. As Marx was flying in the air, he performs a Teleport which cause IF and Compa to be shocked by this.
IF: Wow! I guess he can.
Compa: Well that was cool that he can do that.
Steamax: Alright you two, that's enough chitchats. Is everybody here grab onto me?
N/IF/C/R: Yes.
Kirby: Hai!
Steamax: Very good. Now let's go.
(BGM Ended)
And so, Steamax pulled out a smoke bomb and throws it on the ground which created a smoke around them. The smoke then clears out and they were nowhere to be found in the arena of Planepark. As they disappear, Kirby's allies were waving goodbye to them as they disappear into dust sparkles.
To be continued...
Is Steamax right about Planeptune being in danger?
What will happened to B-Sha, Chuko, and Warechu?
And what will happen next?
Stay tuned and find out.
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