JAEHYUN
so this random number keeps
sending me cat memes

HAECHAN
pics or it didn't happen

JAEHYUN

HAECHAN
HELP

HAECHAN
he really said "pls 🥺👉👈"

JAEHYUN
hahaha i'm dying 😐

HAECHAN
good. die.

JAEHYUN
anyone have an idea who this is?

SOOJIN
renjun are you the person
sending cats to jaehyun?

RENJUN
yes!

SOOJIN
no idea sorry bud

JOHNNY
dink my oiter 🥺🥺🥺

JAEHYUN
putting our friendship on hold

FRANKIE
someone throw us
a house party

FRANKIE
i want a house party

FRANKIE
i would very much appreciate
house warming gifts

SOOJIN
what do we need?

FRANKIE
spoons.

FRANKIE
soojin where are all
of our spoons

JOHNNY
soojin

JOHNNY
where are the spoons

DOYOUNG
spoons where are the soojin

HAECHAN
where are soojin spoon the

SOOJIN
SO A HOUSE PARTY

MARK
A HOUSE PARTY??????

MARK
CAN I COKE PLEASE

MARK
COME**

FRANKIE
as long as you last longer
than 10 seconds

SOOJIN
AJSJSJSKJSKS NOOO

MARK
😐😐🥲😩😔💔💔💔

SOOJIN
mark i still love you no
matter how long you last

MARK
ITS NOT FUNNY 💔💔💔

RENJUN
I THNK ITS GOING WELL

SHOTARO
HE THREATENED TO
BLOCK YOU TWICE

RENJUN
LIKE TT

SOOJIN
IM HAVING A HOUSE PARTY
YOURE ALL INVITED TO
MEET MY FRIENDS

MINAH
WAIT

MINAH
THE FRIENDS???

MINAH
TAEIL??????????

SUNGCHAN
AND TAEILS WIFE

MINAH
._.

SUNGCHAN
:]

RENJUN
wait idk if i can face
jaehyun in person

RENJUN
CAN I BRING A FRIEND

SHOTARO
do you mean

SHOTARO
🐰

RENJUN
who else

SHOTARO
HES SCARY

SOOJIN
RENJUN BRING HIM

SHOTARO
I LOVE BEING IGNORED

RENJUN
HOW IS HE SCARY??

SHOTARO
HES LIKE

SHOTARO
I CANT REMEMBER
THE MOVIE NAME

SHOTARO
BUT HES LIKE THAT

RYUJI
that makes no sense but
i completely agree

RENJUN
taro was playing his music
really loud one day while
jaemin was taking an online
test and yelled at him for not
closing the door

SHOTARO
I ALMOST CRIED

SOOJIN
THEN NOW IS THE TIME
TO FORGIVE EACH OTHER

SOOJIN
now if you'll excuse me
i have to go buy my
housewarming gift

RYUJI
why

RYUJI
are you buying your own gift?

SOOJIN
spoon

MINAH
spoon

SUNGCHAN
spoon

RYUJI
where did you come from??

SUNGCHAN
spooooon

RYUJI
i... will be there soobae

RENJUN

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this book hit 100k while i was writing this wow :') i still can't believe it lmao i seriously love and thank you guys so much <3